Got home to Indiana Jones game. Been a fun day.

Has a battery life of seconds!

Making plans, working on projects at work, waiting to read more of my book and I got a new game that arrives today. Pretty damn good day I say.

Oh well fuck me then.

Love my staff. And Lord of the rings is clearly superior.

I feel you eBay, sometimes the guy hollering pickup lines from his car just doesn’t have it

New Dungeon Crawler Carl book is out! Can't wait to read and listen to it. Cause yes I am going to do both.

Getting home was a bitch and half. I really need people to stop being a burden to society. Either figure it out or stay home. The rest of us have shit to do and you are just in the way.

Someone took two of our carts....

I was really not worried about the hantavirus until this administration started saying more and more forcefully everything is fine

On our way to start shooting the new episodes of MST3K this morning. Very exciting! (He’s gonna drive)

Holy fuck this morning can just go fuck itself. Just everything going sideways and everyone out there just being an asshole. Its not even 7 AM. WTF.

Got a busy fun week ahead of me. New DCC book comes out, got a book signing next weekend and maybe a movie to go to. Also got that new Indiana Jones game I am getting. I am excited.

Saw a group of nerds dressed up as lotr characters coming out of a Chili's and I have never wanted to meet people so badly in my life.

Exciting life update: had to dig out a splinter from my foot. The roller coaster that is my weekend is just getting started.

Back to the office. Will things work? Will I be able to do my job? Tune in for the next episode of DBZ.

when i show up in your mentions

All day issues with our network. Pretty sure it was an update from HP that is causing so many connection issues. Cause this is ridiculous.

Laughs so hard I fell out of my chair

Holy shit this guy needs to be a crimefighter

Can hear the protestors from my office. Proud of you guys, Nashville and Memphis just up there yelling at those old Jim Crow loving fucks.

Got to work and my laptop is completely dead. Won't power on, no fans kicking up, no drives spinning. Nothing. Today is going to be interesting.

Alright guys, remake F Zero GX. Bring that bitch back.

Fuck it, becoming a Star Fox Vtuber. Thanks Miyamoto.

Wait what? Star Fox remake being announced? WTF

Another weird project at work. This time of year is just full of them.

@gamegrumps.bsky.social Low T? Like Danny and Arnold?

DAWKINS: You idiots believe in God? ALSO DAWKINS: The Computer is alive. And it’s also my girlfriend

Elon did what now?

Going to be a stormy day so I am stuck inside.

Brilliant surgeon announces success of complex and lengthy operation to remove object he shoved up his own ass

My boss calling me to do something for him. Laughed cause we did this exact same shit last year. Last minute, gotta have it right now or we getting yelled at. This is why he can't fire me.

Happy Cinco de Mayo! Make some tacos, have a margarita and tell someone they are cute.

Oh man, even I thought it was dumb before and this makes it seem even worse

Happy May the 4th to all

Sorry... HARD pass. 🤢 #MayTheFourthBewitchYou

Broke out the chainsaw to cut up some large tree limbs that just broke off and crashed down. I am so over dealing with trees.

Powerful need for a tiny Aldi for DnD

Incredible things are happening www.reddit.com/r/popculture...

I go thired to talk about whatever part of the new Dungeon Crawler Carl RPG I wanted, and I wanna talk about CHARACTERS 🐱👑 Watch the whole thing: youtu.be/mmHM2Gij_Bc

Free comic book day was a success. Got Dungeon Crawler Carl Sonic, Spiderman, Avatar and Lio and Stitch.

Up and planning on going to the comic book store today. Its free comic book day and I want to see what I can grab.

happy may day! every right you have as a worker was written in blood ❤️

new messages for readers who are driving behind you 📚 available in the paperback shop: paperbackparadise.bigcartel.com

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.

Oh yeah its May. As per tradition.