new metaphor just dropped

Pope Leo XIV prayed Friday for the United States to recommit itself to its founding ideals of protecting life and human dignity as he participated remotely in an event on the eve of the 250th anniversary of the Declaration of Independence.

I’m not a hater but this is far tackier than I would ever thought she go. She might just have a much better sense of humor than we realize

Oh snap! This has potential

Starting Andrew Ross Sorkin’s 1929 finally and boy howdy do I feel this quote right now

@snowden.st Wide can for limes now!

Peak Murica is Walmart brand Rocket Pops

Bahahaha I so hope he keeps going that this path

Everybody is allowed to cheer for whatever team they wish in any sport. The only rule is that non-LA teams can’t play Kendrick’s “Not Like Us.”

Legitimately laughing my ass off at this

Llama is an all time flop product

Wall Street consensus estimates for hyperscaler free cash flow. Provides a good snapshot of where the market's head is at, I think:

Rogan posted the clip of Mamdani talking about thermostats as if Texas hasn’t been a grid disaster

‘The cost of call options on technology stocks is sitting at the highest level since 2007 relative to the S&P 500 Index as traders go all-in on the Nasdaq 100 bull case.’ www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

I’m sure it has nothing to do with the Perplexity douche bag

The US tech sector continues bleeding jobs—American tech sector employment is down 49k over the last year in data released this morning. That's nearly as bad as the worst of the 2024 tech-cession, and significantly worse than either the 2008 or 2020 recessions

And there's the $VIX dump below 16

Now the strong three months looks like a series of steps down

I needed this. I just parked at Sheetz

Soft 57k jobs added in June, negative revisions to April-May

Omg I ran over a baby bunny dropping little man off this morning

KAILASH: “.. Making promises is one of Mr. Musk’s strengths. Delivering on them is not. His ability to continuously move investor attention from one failure to another ‘big idea’ is unrivaled.” @barrons.com #$SPCX www.barrons.com/articles/spa...

This is the same asshat who has endlessly publicly whined about Mamdani’s pied-a-terre tax. We can’t tax these guys enough.

Subtle

the heat index in miami tomorrow peaks at 102 the heat index in NYC tomorrow peaks at 111

did you guys see this

People keep wondering why DSA hardliners win and it’s because every centrist Dem has something like this they’re trying to hide

Fishback is a 100% sociopath

FT: Joe Biden “made 13 transactions over four years.” In 2025 alone, “Trump made more than 22,000.” @financialtimes.com www.ft.com/content/9067...

Europe needs AC. We need their vacation time

Metro job data is in today, & only 27 of the 50 largest metros have gained jobs over the last year as the labor market slows Fastest: Raleigh (2.2%), SLC (2.1%), Vegas (2.1%), Fresno (2%), San Jose (1.5%) Slowest: DC (-3%), Portland (-2.8%), Providence (-1.2%), Indianapolis (-1.1%), VA Beach (-1%)

The American education system failed this man so badly

i fucken love my bird camera so much jesus christ i am so middle aged now

I feel like I’m going insane, the degree to which politics and yes the media completely made this up. The anti gay marriage panic I got, there were a ton more gay people who wanted to get married, this thing is not a thing

scoreboard?

My gut fear is millennials are gonna be as bad as the boomers on this stuff lolol

“Listen I don’t like the corruption but until the left gets men out of women’s sports” - every moderate Republican you will talk to on this

Solitary confinement for all of them involved

Just to add to the obvious he makes it about himself and people that dislike him so fast. Exact same mental profile as Elon

Yes! Rupar got it up!

“I feel like I’m getting kicked out of the room!!!” - Alex Karp on CNBC

Alex Karp is having a full cocaine rant on CNBC right now

ADP Private Payrolls: all but Natural Resources & Mining expanded But 48k of 98k came from the non-cyclical Education & Health Services spaces Leisure & Hospitality was just +2k, even with the World Cup

Llama AI has to be an all time flop product

It's @foreignpolicy.com free week: all pieces are free to read, with no paywall or need to log in - on this occasion I'm re-upping my second most popular column since 2023, on how Canada may not be doing too badly in terms of fending off Trump's economic coercion tactics (happy Canada day!)

Good thing he kept his knee brace on

Credit to Jared Polis ngl

I normally defend Ezra but this Rufo shit is garbage

Press pool at America 250 State Fair:

NEW from me: Americans are set to lose nearly $250B gambling this year—a record high, up more than 60% since 2019—and that's before counting unofficial betting via prediction markets or crypto Can anything stop America's gambling boom? 🧵