A new occupation table I wrote up for the Zurth setting by Idraluna Archives https://poundsofnothing.evilgoblin.wedding/2026/04/zurthine-occupation-tables.html

@evilgoblin.wedding are you done with that 120 room megadungeon you wrote a while ago? was going to lay it out and bind it among a few other things. want to do it as a mini project because i want to put some rpg zines in the local zine library

revelatory

my favourite obscure guy from magic might be General Jarkeld, a dude from Ice Age who is just a bad tactician but also strangely opinionated on prehistoric horse breeds.

playcebo.itch.io/12-word-sear... a virtuosic set of puzzles

Deadlock Creepypasta: and then the Abrams in the main menu lobby suddenly parried your heavy melee

hags.bearblog.dev/cannibal-coa... The Cannibal Coast

the most bold and prescient adaptational choice stand alone complex made was to respond to masamune shirow laying down “the major should have multiple hot lesbian girlfriends at all times” with yeah. and she should be ignoring them to post on forums

WHAT I AM ABOUT TO DO HAS NOT BEEN SANCTIONED BY THE POLYCULE

doing a strange bit in my latest Antarctica hexcrawl where I'm trying to fit an age-gap lesbian couple into at least a third of all locations in the region

Yes. Indeed. That is FINE brandy. Thank you, friend. It's... It's... Oh, it's too much to bear! I've been such a fool. I've lost everything my parents left me, and sold all the furnishings, just to pay my gambling debts. I've tried to pretend it will all work out, but I'm just fooling myself.

@evilgoblin.wedding are you still doing that Zelda-crawl? it was rad. just remembered the ReDead from OoT and it reminded me of your thing.

imaging yuri situations between the characters in the illustrations for the puzzles in the professor layton games

well done on lesbians learn french @poppyzone.bsky.social you capture the triple-wife-dynamic so well. me and my wives also spend our time convinced we're going insane due to gas leaks and other environmental factors

making my wife play Professor Layton and hucking beer bottles at her whenever she gets a puzzle wrong

i think it's so wonderful that a mid-to-late-30s self-destructive depressed alcoholic could feel the need to prostrate herself before a woman who is probably still in the last year of her masters

yeah she's started kinning Noriko from Tokyo Story.....

there are only three pikmin the rest are mental illness

the worlds oldest magic card

watching a long-edit of jerma playing Signal Simulator with my wife and I have realised every trans woman has to constantly resist the desire to become a lighthouse keeper.

NO FUTURE - GET BOOZING

Guide for any travelling clerics circa 1400: hags.bearblog.dev/robert-of-cl...

i wish me and my wives had a tiny six-inch-tall Ada Lovelace who would be like a little house-fairy and help plug in all our various USB and HDMI cables so we didn't need to get up and do it ourselves

sketch page

oh no she's theoryblogging about her pretty maps hags.bearblog.dev/squares-and-...

my wife is playing modded Minecraft and has crafted a big handgun along with a bunch of 'homing bullets' but whenever she tries to use it to shoot monsters it just keeps on hitting the shiba inus in her base instead

"Juleighai's knockers creaked in her whalebone corset..."

The Nine Valley Kingdoms of Zouth Antarctica is officially out! Just six hours after the deadline! Enjoy the Lake of Turpentine. hags.bearblog.dev/valley-kingd...

We are keir starmer we carry his flame

swiftwife's rending gale

the die is cast hags.bearblog.dev

set up an rss feed for all the blogs i follow and it's been revolutionary for me. i might relegate my neocities to being like a 'personal showcase' site and set up a bearblog because i want my stuff to be visible to other rss freaks. plus it's easy to mess with markdown than html lol

thank you @poppyzone.bsky.social finished the LLRPG after a few weeks of going through it event-by-event. love the recontextualisation of the main menu screen. you did it. what a video game. still haunted by the gender nkvd.

Oh Yes.

having met Alastor from Hazbin Hotel at a charity do once, i must say he's a great guy and a good actor - it's not his fault he got bad lines

Rory Stewart went out into the deserts of Afghanistan to meld with the Sand Trout

chinese bio-engineered weapons platform

@millmint.net hey hobart im sorry if i'm just being silly but i can't find the rss feed link for millmint.net - could you let me know what it is please?

hazbin hotep

im the guy who makes all the overwatch ladies look the same. Its because I am haunted by my lost love who died in a snowplough accident. Please do not send me any more blender videos thankyou

office siren? i guess...

pack it up designers ur cooked

Beast need haircut

in the dungeon the average THAC0 of the combat fighter was nineteen. n-n-n-n-n-n-n-nineteen.

extremely fervent hussite gf x quietly catholic landsknecht gf who is willing to go along with it because she likes making out in the wagon fort

thanks to @ricklane.bsky.social for talking to me and other modders. sorry not-sorry for the ludicrous headline quote btw credit to @asponge.bsky.social who coined “concrete murderzones” years ago to describe QBJ1 and it stuck in my head all these years

zoomer who is all about smooth and frictionless textures: oh slick my dude. have a slippery time. nice to grease you. bro why are you glazing. that's unc (unctuous).

i think it is time for me to play lovely lady rpg

discovered a Riven structure in the wild