ostrea • darklina • e, 8.2k, 1/1 i love you i want us both to eat well archiveofourown.org/works/45936829

reply all • darklina • m, ch 1/? professor ivan kaminsky is looking forward to a nice and calm semester of teaching. unfortunately, his pesky teaching assistants have other plans. archiveofourown.org/works/43430322

plaything • darklina • e, 12k, 1/1 dead dove do not eat • mind the tags archiveofourown.org/works/46558834

pocket pet • darklina • e, 2.9k, 1/1 aleksander keeps alina in a glass jar along his desk archiveofourown.org/works/46681846

maybe perhaps might contemplate pursuing the possibility of a theory of an outline of an idea of writing more fic for you sickos to get your rocks off to

damn y'all multiplied while i was away

happy friday the 13th to all who celebrate

need more people to watch tmnt mutant mayhem (2023)

the spirit halloween dad hat stays on during sex

all movies tv art fanfic etc should be all sex all the damn sexy time

yeah i own sexy clothes (re-animator [1985] all over print button up shirt)

he's just like me fr

i am legend (2007) would've been a much better movie if they kept the ending that revealed the "alpha male darkseeker mutant plans coordinated attack to rescue his alpha female from an underground lab where a local scientist keeps kidnapping and killing his people" subplot

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alina starkov

he bottoms

going to the tattoo shop, anybody want anything?

NICE

aleksander morozova / alina starkov

>:)

to all the wips i've loved before real life took over and time happened and my writing style kinda changed and i forget how to write like i used to

I peeked in on Mastodon and everyone is talking about Bluesky. Then I peeked in on Twitter and everyone is talking about Bluesky. Then I opened Bluesky and everyone is talking about cock.

alina starkov and aleksander morozova having a little shoot off

alina starkov and aleksander morozova are not fighting they're just playing fruit ninja actually

happy butch appreciation day, happy bday to all butch lesbians, hbd to me

reading the southern book club's guide to slaying vampires (grady hendrix 2020) and goodness gravy men really ain't shit i'm ready to throttle and claw every single one of them with my talons

the real terror of amityville horror (2005) is going more than 10s without seeing someone's washboard abs

madam i do not care if you've been trapped in these walls for untold years after your brutal murder, you need to stop making them bleed before i lose my deposit

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horror and horny are intrinsically linked it's called monsterfucking

yes

we did it fam

guy came up to me in the lego store, heavy sighed as he picked up the $600 titanic box, and sadly asked "death by wife? is it worth it?" and i was like "mm yeah" and then he was like "THANKS DUDE" and scurried off with the box, anyway, always seek council with the nearest lesbian

mike flanagan makes horror media bangers for his sexy smart wife kate siegel to star in because that's his purpose in life and he's so real for that

sorry kitten, daddy can't talk right now, killer klowns from outer space (1988) is on tv

hey who needs a twitter invite

since bsky doesn't have dm capability if you need to message me privately i strongly suggest you just tie a little bit of parchment paper around a pigeons leg and just hope it finds me

chopping mall (1986) is about security robots killing teenagers but more importantly it's about tits and breasts and boobs

when i crack open a cold one with the boys these are the bad boys i'm cracking open

ostrea • darklina • e, 8.2k, 1/1 i love you i want us both to eat well archiveofourown.org/works/45936829

cool coolcool cool c o o l

look at us [lights cigarette] we made it

it finally happened (ate a big sandwich and stabbed my own chin with my lip spike piercing [10/10 delicious will eat again])

Greetings, traveler...

reply all • darklina • m, ch 1/? professor ivan kaminsky is looking forward to a nice and calm semester of teaching. unfortunately, his pesky teaching assistants have other plans. archiveofourown.org/works/43430322

sorry i coughed "pussy" when your child couldn't blow out all the candles at his bday party

me: I quit, here's my badge and gun zookeeper: your what

plaything • darklina • e, 12k, 1/1 dead dove do not eat • mind the tags archiveofourown.org/works/46558834