Holy shit they actually created the torment nexus lmfao

NOOOOOOOOOO NO NO BAD

Oh HELL yes

Lol

I don’t know what this says but I think I got suspended on rednote

The only personality this guy showed in 14 seasons was dressing up to go see the musical rock of ages, which pretty much says everything you need to know

Tres hates sneezing so when I get that Claritin-15-sneezes-in-a-row thing, he fucking loses his mind, jumping on furniture, running around the house, chewing clothes

I’ve seen enough. I’m going to bed. Time to close my eyes and see more tomorrow

No! Not Jay Footlik!!!

Trump coming out and saying “ well we killed our second and third best options for replacing khamenei” was a real Jim halpert staring at the camera moment

Just wanna say how impressed I am by this administrations unpreparedness to bomb a country even though they really wanted to since day 1

Something I just remembered: David frum wrote the axis of evil speech and was the one who included Iran in it lol

Oh hell yeah there’s gonna be more vilerats

Vibe-based wars

So the US started a bombing campaign against a country without knowing their own arsenal, the other country’s arsenal, how this would affect geopolitics, how this would affect global economics, any expectation of blowback, how this would affect its allies, and at the behest of another foreign leader

I own the 7th largest Hyundai dealership in the Tampa St. Pete area and here’s why Reza Pahlavi is the legitimate ruler of Iran

…….. indigenous people ??

Bears, babyyyy let’s go

Highly recommend charting your panic attacks and depressive spells, it’s wild when you see them mapped out and they’re all in the first week of March or second week of November

No longer in panic attack territory

Trying to get lil man dressed and going to daycare Me: if we don’t get dressed, we have to take the car. LIL MAN: [ignores me and runs to his play kitchen] Me: IF. We. Don’t. Get. Dressed. We. Have. To. Take. The. Car LIL MAN [holding up hand to stop me]: stop! I’m making dinner

so…this is going to play right into some of the most rapidly spreading antisemitism online: that Israel controls america. and truly, Israel has made that claim hard to fight against.

Being a caveman finding a giant sloth nearby must’ve been so goated

Dave Chappelle 2026 comedy special: ““These kids gotta stop with the goonin’, and start CRAB RANGOONIN’!!” *gets really serious* “My friend the Ayatollah of Iran was killed.”

Chat GPT, start war start bombing campaign, low munitions, not enough munitions, simulation, what would happen, Iran, Iran has more munitions than US

One like and I will give tres this ice cream treat

This was the last time I was on this account and watching the highlights again is sick as fuck. Cardiac bears forever

A fucking walk off 50 yard TD pass to win it when they were down 10 with 2 minutes left in regulation. One of the sickest nfl games I’ve ever watched

Last week in my current office so tres is getting all of the carne asada from the tacos place across the street

Just passed your street. Everyone said they knew you

Shock and uhhhhh

Lmfao

This would be funny if it wasn’t so morbidly disgusting

Has anyone edited the scene from Congo where the apes go fucking nuts to rob zombie’s dragula

Convincing my temporarily embarrassed millionaire libertarian friend that he’s actually an anarchist and partially succeeding

Drive by shooting by a friends house this morning at 645 am. Like damn, what the fuck. Who’s up ganging this morning

But we're going to touch the stove and we'll be touching it more than probably ever before. And we're not going to get burned. We're not going to get burned

What horrible shit happened THIS morning

Ladies and gentlemen, the public yearns for this

Has anyone edited the scene from Congo where the apes go fucking nuts to rob zombie’s dragula

Just farted so hard that tres snapped up at full attention