I nominate Kennedy for eating liver every day for America.

MIL falls asleep w/ the TV on in the living room every night and it's so satisfying turning it off and waking her up. She doesn't know it's me either cuz I'm fast af. XD it's the only petty thing I've done to get back at her.

Me *watching Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio* omg I hope this makes me cry Me: *2 hours later*

“You can bring down the cost of your groceries if you start buying cheap foods you don’t like. Or eating whales and bears you find during the day!” RFK Jr can always be counted on to bring the stupidity.

I'm convinced geodon stopped me from binging because it completely stopped when I was first prescribed it. My intake hasn't been this low & consistent since before i started dating J.

would be cool if moms would stop giving their kids b0dy dysm0rphia

If you are like us, you could probably use a serotonin boost. While doomscrolling, we’ve discovered that the sweet angel baby, Punch, has found some adults to show him some love. Please enjoy this image as much as we do. Good night!

Radiohead has issued a statement responding to the Department of Homeland Security's unauthorized use of their song "Let Down" in a recent social media video.

#edbsky #edbs #edtwt

I just found out there’s a site that pays you to throw ranked matches in games like Overwatch, LoL, Marvel Rivals, etc. I’m not going to be taking advantage of it, because those are trash games and I have better things to do with my life, but I thought people should know in case they need the cash.❤️

Sometimes love is pausing the movie so your partner can shit without missing anything

J *bursts into bathroom*: ARE YA POOPIN?! Me: YES I'M POOPIN' J: CAN I SHOWER?! Me: YES DON'T TALK TO ME J: ALRIGHTY HAVE FUN! ME: I'M GONNA KMS STOP TALKING! J: KILL ME TOO! Me: I WILL BL33D OUT ON THE SHITTER RN! J: *laughing hysterically* Me:

Recently bought a smoothie maker. Been really getting into it, experimenting with mixes, been eating a lot of fruit. Just done the best shit I've done in years, fully formed, no straining, didn't touch the sides, no wiping. Thought I'd tell the internet.

Why does it look like a Digimon

MIL is gonna be in so much trouble w/ J when he gets home in a few mins. She most likely took money out of his account today (again) & he's gonna go ballistic.

So about that chart the White House put out…

Me just fat shaming my bun

ED BIT ME SHAME HIM (he got too excited for breakfast this morning)

I don't drink or smoke but I have no problem pounding multiple energy drinks & cups of coffee everyday. Everybody has their vices ig.

Trump calls for federal agencies to “IMMEDIATELY CEASE all use of Anthropic’s technology” after the company said they would not allow their AI to be used for autonomous killing or domestic surveillance.

Moo Deng Offers Punch the Monkey Advice on Fame, Small Bump of Coke thehardtimes.net/breaking/moo...

WE LOVE REDBULL

H.R. 7661 is a national book banning bill which seeks to remove any book that "involves gender dysphoria or transgenderism" from all public schools in the US. This would ban all my books, & any other book with trans themes, from public schools. PLEASE call your House Reps & say: NO ON H.R. 7661!

I don't want to go back to the house but it's Friday & I'm hoping J will be home early. Weekends are always so fun w/ him. I might start a game on my 3DS since I'm running out of stuff I feel like playing atm on my switch. It'll be a nice time.

Clefairy Leafion Arcanine Inkay Rowlet Entei

Bored Conservative Figures He’ll Go Back To Being Angry About Critical Race Theory Just for the Hell of It thehardtimes.net/culture/bore...

These people are such miserable losers. www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

This is not just about one vote. SAVE would force proof of citizenship to register, build a de facto national citizenship database and add new ID hurdles that hit young, poor, Black, brown, naturalized and disabled voters hardest. Tell the Senate to keep it dead. #SaveActTaxesYourVote

The only reason SAVE looks stalled is because Democrats are holding and a handful of Republicans do not want to blow up the filibuster over a Trump pet project. Those senators are under pressure. Call and tell them to stand firm and keep voting no. #SaveActTaxesYourVote

The SAVE America Act is “dead for now” but not gone. Trump and House Republicans keep pushing it and leaning on Senate leaders to bring it back. Call your senators and tell them to keep SAVE off the floor and vote no on any attempt to revive it. #SaveActTaxesYourVote

17 year old me: what’s YouTube like in your time? 34 year old me: a robot uploads a video, a bunch of robots comment on that video, and a bunch more robots like those robo-comments to give the illusion of a healthy and functional platform. *starts losing opacity and vanishes into nothingness*

I need to wear earplugs or be accompanied by someone I trust, otherwise I'm miserable.

Once in awhile I get baby fever & I take that as a sign to get another animal. I don't want a screaming demon potato, my bf is just too nice to me. Lmao the E might have something to do w/ it also though.

I can't wait to get some goddamn redbull

Nintendo: “Pokemon Are Real And You Can Eat Them”

“The bill is similar to a measure in West Virginia known as “Raylee’s Law,” which was named for an eight-year-old girl who died of horrific abuse and neglect in 2018 after her teachers notified CPS of potential abuse, prompting her parent to move her to homeschooling.” Interesting read for #SCpol

My feet are wet from puddles & I stepped in dog shit but we're burning those cals buddies.

MIL woke me up & now I can't get back to sleep. -_- it's storming out too so no walk. I'm thinking of getting an umbrella & powering through it anyway though.

This is Bowie. He suddenly began experiencing intense vomiting and diarrhea due to acute gastroenteritis, the inflammation of the stomach and intestines. His case was so severe, he needed emergency hospitalization and IV therapy to recover. You can help pay for his care below ❤️‍🩹 1510.fan/bowie-bsd

I'm not sure J likes the new poke puppy lol

Biden gave me $80. Trump gave me $12.50 😭 Chances are she is not the only one suffering under Trump following the cuts to SNAP benefits. Vote accordingly.

Thank you Joz and Rainbow Lucifer for helping with groceries! I deleted my post so nobody else would send anything in. I should be able to go get food today or tomorrow depending on how tired J is.

From a new Pokémon generation to a physical music player, here's everything announced at today's Pokémon Presents livestream. gameinformer.com/pokemon-pres...