I hope all my other Millennials are ready for their retirements to evaporate again. Fourth time's a charm!

In addition to having brains, like, if you needed to know how to do something, you used to be able to just, y'know, use Google to find an actual verified, professional, or expert answer, but then Google fucked that up in the name of AI. They fucked up a perfectly good answer machine for hype money.

I cut and paste recipes I like into both Evernote and Notes. I haven’t quite got round to printing them out but I probably should.

Oh are we doing the Alf thing again?

"device hoarding" is a phrase that would have made my grandparents become the Joker

Half-life 3, except it would be an interactive CGI movie shot in first-person, produced by Valve, and be available for PC and all major platforms.

Ptooooo. Into the void.

It's Naked Gun. Which is funny, but not #1 funny. I don't know how my list would look, but the fact that there's no O Brother, Where Art Thou, Home Alone, or ANY John Belushi, but BRAZIL is makes me... Confused. The first Beetlejuice? Wayne's World at only 99? Clickbait and I been hooked.

We have three km of ice, dating back 68,000 years, but, y'know, "independent thinkers" who "do their own research" are totally correct and this is all just part of the biggest hoax ever created, because climate change isn't real. Seriously, the amount of science we do on EVERYTHING is astounding.

Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.

It's 100% correct, too. I have a $90 Brother L2300D (unfortunately not wifi, so it's attached to a very old Raspberry Pi to run CUPS) that's burned through the original toner cart and is nowhere close to using it's second, full-size cart.

My last 3 brain cells.

Hey, how's your Sunday evening? Nice? Would you like to read a new poem? One highly influenced by St. Vincent? Over on Patreon, you can read it for as little as a dollar! Check out! www.patreon.com/posts/21-wor...

Truly remarkable reporting here from @unraveledpress.com using public records requests, on-the-ground video footage, and social-media sleuthing to unmask this ICE goon: Timothy Donahue. unraveledpress.com/identified-f...

I'm sure this is fine and not terrible at all.

A movie that takes place where you're from (Okay *Bunny Lebowski* is supposed to be from Moorhead and their school colors are in fact orange, black, and white (the Spuds!) (True story I once dated a Moorhead cheerleader, but she was thankfully nothing like this, and she's an English prof now.))

Y'all. I haven't had to charge my phone today. I haven't had to charge my phone since YESTERDAY. It's fuckin magical. I can't believe I was still using that LG and charging it at least 3x a day. And, like, things load on this? And I finally have the 5G? Ugh. UGH. It's almost better that I waited.

I have seen Wayne's World *at least* 100 times.

What I found profoundly affecting was when I was talking about how I try to take care of my goats when they're in labor and women started popping up in my Twitter mentions to say they wished they'd gotten care like that.

evergreen

After we years of dicking around, failing out, alcoholism, and menial labor, I realized poetry was the only thing I was both good at and enjoyed. Unfortunately 98% of writing books is actually selling books, and that part I suck at. Ps buy my book, link in the bio or pinned post.

#ResistanceUnited And this, my friends, is why the working poor need SNAP. #RaiseTheMinimumWage

You might not think you needed to see Kate Bush dressed as a bat today, but you were wrong.

It's okay to run them less than full! It doesn't have to be a Tetris game!

Friendly reminder that dishwashers made after 1995 or so are so water and energy efficient that even if you ran them twice fully loaded it would still use less water than handwashing the same load. So many "green" things feel like sacrifices. Dishwashers are not one of them.

The first cellphone I ever had was a Kyocera that I think was the first to have a blue backlight. A couple years later I got a Razr flip phone, and immediately started fucking around with it to get around Verizon's bullshit. Been futzing with phones for a while now.

Oh hey I found the first note of the first image I had in my head for THE FAILURE EXPERIMENT! If you want to see what it looks like as a poem, you can find it at www.amazon.com/dp/B0F26G8LLX in both print and ebook!

I worry too much about people I've never met and don't know me from a green-treat fence post.

If you think your friend group doesn’t have one, please consider YOU may be the entity.

I was so lucky to have really fantastic sex ed from a great teacher in grade 4. But talking to my niece and friends with kids, they don't get any sex ed these days. So Scarleteen is important!

Look, Kevin Spacey was legitimately my favorite actor. Many of his movies have been on my Top __ lists. His Star Wars auditions on SNL was legendary. So I say the following full voice: Good. Fuck Kevin Spacey. From the whispers all the way to "I'm a predator because I'm gay." Fuck him forever.

Don S. Davis really was a gift to television.

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:

My favorite kind of migraine is the one that tries to convince me that every part of my body except the left half of my skull is actually on fire.

To every trans person taken too soon — We see you. We love you. We carry your legacy forward. #TransgenderDayofRemembrance

Not usually one to celebrate corporate allyship (Target giveth and Target taketh away, for example), but today, on Trans Day of Remembrance, someone on the MTG Arena team decided to put the two canonically non-binary characters' cosmetic items on sale in the store. They do this sort of thing a lot.

Anyway it's six am and I need to hit second sleep before my eyes fall out.

I verbalize how sad this makes me. Not the gal's post. The way people are completely shitty about it. The way people have been taking the smallest of hooks and spinning entire contextless controversies out of them on these sites is both tedious and infuriating. Even judicial blocking isn't enough.

I guess I just feel like it should be a bigger deal that Penske Media owns the Golden Globes and ALSO Rolling Stone, Variety, Hollywood Reporter, Indiewire, GoldDerby, and Deadline, plus 20% of Vox Media

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Every few years I feel compelled to post about the best hotel hack ever, because every time I post about it, it turns out to be new to lots of folks …

Do people just type things into the search of this place to look for random shit they dislike and/or want to dunk on people for? How do these people find me? Just random donks that have no relation to me whatsoever.

My favorite thing about using Linux is that even wildly popular solutions have little to no actual documentation. "Okay I can LOAD a present, but where and how do I SAVE one...?"

There's a lot going on here but I absolutely wishlisted this.

this is one of the biggest rage points for adoptees about anonymity in #adoption. And it's a harm that propagates generationally forward. It was when awareness dawned that my lack of family health history meant my children would lack family health history that I finally decided to search.

Just ordered my first new-to-me phone in 8 and a half years. Hopefully I don't drop this one in one of the most active intersections on the north side within the first month.

I've finally hit the caffeine saturation point such that I'm actually really close to falling asleep on my desk. ADHD is fun!