unlike my old laptop, i have only hostility towards my phone. when it's slow, i get mad... like a manager having to deal with a high employee

.@jennifergarner you know what to do

I was kinda dreaming about this workout all day and it lived up to the hype! These are from video but Bluesky continues to have the worst uploader😒 so screenshots here and prolly post the video on the Tiktok tonight

I look like I sell a mean paper towel

Dude I am officially so done with speedrun leaderboard discourse

okay maybe they care about two things

Announcing Nitrome Classics! We are bringing back beloved games of old re-equipped for modern gamers. Re-live your childhood. Wishlist Twin Shot Deluxe now: store.steampowered.com/app/3618520/...

Have been very offline in 2025 but I am working on stuff that I am very excited for in 2026 ♥️

i can’t get anything done cause my brain has this looping

We got shoved into the ass end of no where at MFF's dealers den, any re-posts would be awesome to help spread the word about the new shoe colours we're working on. Especially now, any money we're making is gonna have to go on lawyers if we go against Fortnite... Merry Christmas. >.=.>

Jiggle Jiggle Jiggle Slap Slap Kiss

it's still fuck isra*l btw

tell me how much of a whale I am in these new speedos 🐳

For anyone thinking of downloading this: (Credit: www.tumblr.com/lohboh/70879...)

Since Polygon is leaving it out of the headline: Epic Games partnered with The Game Awards to put money into the pocket of a bigot who uses her wealth to further the genocide of trans people through lawsuits and legislation. Every 'free' game gives money directly to JKR, and they are complicit.

Introvert

new haircut! with obligatory belly

with a dog like this... who needs matches!!

🍡

Waiting for the pasta to cook, have some moob and belly meanwhile

This is how it will be for EVERYONE if KOSA passes

In the UK I can’t even read DMs unless I give them my passport and a video of my face. This happened almost overnight! Don’t take this for granted, America!

it’s Friday and I am gay that is all

This loca be taking crazy selfies 😆

My second husband. 😍

How are my cubs doing tonight 😈

Disney you fuck

manifesting: 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 ai bubble 🕯 🕯 to pop disastrously 🕯 🕯 for all involved 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯

🚨 URGENT!!!!!! Congress is trying to ram through 18 massive censorship/surveillance laws TODAY 🚨 CALL THESE REPS NOW and tell them —NO to KOSA —NO to Section 230 reform —NO to age verification laws —NO to the SCREEN Act —NO to digital ID laws (App Store Accountability Act) badinternetbills.com

I like my new rug, good traction

Come take a seat on the floor with me 😏

Tasteful. Respectful

🩵

Good morning, let’s cuddle.

Been a while! Your slutty Dad-wife needs regular use & servicing for his health/wellbeing, son. Left you plenty room to slide your face & dick underneath these dangling tits, furry belly, this musky uncut dong, & fat fertile ass for inspection #Humpday #wagon #chub #jockstrap #black #bear #hairy

I hear some of you are fans of sleeveless flannel.

Winter bulk going nicely

I’d play with em too. 🍒 @kiruaforger.bsky.social X: Kiruaforger

Delicious in pink. Showing off a mouthful 🍒 @kiruaforger.bsky.social X: Kiruaforger

If you’ve ever found yourself wishing you could be in a pair of my underwear, you should check out bearskn.com. Use discount code LXZ-NOFK30A you can get $10 off.

The uncensored version for bluesky...😘

Good Morning to the hotties on my phone 😘

Belly on Tuesday.

winter survival 101❄️ patreon update!

Lunch was alright.

Down to 365lbs sighhh…….

Turn on the TV. Doesn’t matter what channel.