So @gnerble.bsky.social is sick and we were going to stream today but that’s off the table now. BUT we also were going to give away a @logitechgaming.bsky.social mouse or keyboard in Discord - join or visit for details (posting right after I post this :p) Discord.gg/imperialsworld

Thanks for all the live today on my first stream back in three years! We got a lot of brainstorming accomplished and I’m excited to get this thing going!

Oh my god, I forgot how much set up there is to get a Twitch stream going. And after it's going? I get to tear it all down and start over.

Hi. I’m over 45 and I’d like to encourage you to do what I’m doing tomorrow: getting your colonoscopy.

I’ve aged up to where many of my favorite baseball players growing up, or even those I disliked because they beat up on my team, are passing away.

Bad news, I have been diagnosed with B-cell non-Hodgkins Lymphoma. Obviously shit is scary for me right now but if you would like to support my treatments and recovery, I made a GoFundMe link! gofund.me/9a6d3da6 I plan to start my first treatment in the next couple of days.

Cooking and Photography Costream! Join @urbanbohemian.com and myself for a unique costream. He’ll be working his usual magic in the kitchen and I’ll be photographing some of the ingredients. Tuesday July 15th at 4:30pm Eastern.

The vibes right now are alarming If you’re having a hard time you’re not alone

The doors have closed. The summoned have taken their places and solemnly look on. The time has come… For you to lip sync… FOR THE PAPACY!!!

When did I start getting out of bed like an old crusty hippie? Hair askew. Drool dried on my cheek. Grunting. Groaning. Sighing from the tip of my toes and muttering to myself about how everything hurts. The awkward limp-shuffle to the bathroom while itching my belly. It’s not at all attractive.

HAPPY CONFEDERATES LOSING THE CIVIL WAR DAY.

I have hit my Twitch follow limit again Pls go be doubling that thx

I'm realizing that at this point, @imperialauditor.bsky.social surprising me with something deliciously absurd is becoming tradition. I give you- Cloaca cup

The recognition wouldn’t come if the community wasn’t amazing Thank you in ways I will forever search for words to express - being worthy of things like this are guideposts that bring me to kinder places

If you ever lose faith that there is hope in this world that challenges and changes so much, look for those who help, be it awareness or fundraising, and know you are not alone 💙

Look at this woman being a super hero @stjudeplaylive.bsky.social 😍

Clip courtesy of the amazing @cypheroftyr.bsky.social : @imperial.bsky.social receiving a check at the @stjudeplaylive.bsky.social by Twitch to push her total fundraising to over $100k. For the kids! www.twitch.tv/twitch/clip/...

I wrote a NEW SHORT STORY! It’s been a while since I’ve written any fiction and more than a decade since I wrote a romance. It was surprisingly difficult to write and I’m proud of it.

To my trans loved ones, you don’t need to prove your gender identity. It’s time we show you unconditional acknowledgement and love To my autistic loved ones, you don’t need to prove your worth to us. It’s time we celebrate your amazing contributions and worth You don’t owe society a goddamn thing

Today has been AMAZING! Shoutout to all of you incredible humans who experienced the St. Jude campus today! We are so grateful for you being here!

My imaginary kingdom for the ability to remove followers on here.

Panic sets in as I, once again, press the "Start Streaming" button. Knowing full well that mine is not content designed to be viewed but, rather, to curse the viewer robbing them of the precious time they have left on this wet orb. But, I mean, what else are you doing tonight? twitch.tv/BennyFits

It’s been a busy time lately. My ankle is finally healing up & I’m excited to get back to training again. I’m about to get into full Fan Expo Denver prep. Got a LOT of new embroidery designs coming. Visited Florida & D.C. this week, reinforcing my need to move back east in a big way. So much ahead!

Day 3 of this internet outage and I have resorted to baking Ok it was last night but it counts. Sourdough discard chocolate chip muffies

“Do you want some marshmallows for your smores hot chocolate?” “Yes please” Candied bacon appetizer. This right here is the future I was promised, breakfast wise.

🔴Stream is LIVE!🔴 Come join me in the shadows. Playing some Assassin’s Creed Shadows right now.

Hey! It's me, Benny. I need your help. See I got this code that's going to make me a millionaire. Ubisoft Connect deals with a load of sales every day. if you use code "BENNYFITS" when you buy, say, Assassin's Creed Shadows I can skim a little off of each sale and they'll never notice. #ad

You literally waved a fucking chainsaw around at CPAC talking about all those cuts. Any law abiding American will always blame you and your co-conspirators.

We need more elected Dems who hate politics. We need folks who aren't "go along to get along" types. I want Dems who understand that the old ways of doing things are dead and that friendships with elected Republicans are now a conflict of interest.

Back to streaming, let’s get back to #Avowed thanks again to @xbox.com for the key! #PRCopy #XBoxCommunityChampion Twitch.tv/cypheroftyr

Well, disdain for horror, the racism of the Academy, and if the horror is primarily made by and for black people? You know the Academy doesn't even know it exists unless they're absolutely forced to recognize it. May Tony Todd's memory be a blessing, and may horror continue to get more inclusive.

IDK not POTG

When I say that you all make a difference I actually mean it. Not all heroes wear capes, after all. Let's use yesterday as an example. I made the post, and FIFTEEN people decided they needed more tea. If fifteen people decided they needed tea every day of the month I would be a lot less stressed.

Rules for Cypher: Introduce yourself please. Just saying I follow you on socials & nothing else will get you a blank stare. Ask before attempting to hug! I’m up for a game or two, mainly Commander! Know that I’m a card goblin & mainly play Commander ✌🏾

Hi I have a new knee Apparently when he got in there the damage was even worse than he thought, but it went well and I’m in recovery 💙

If you are a cis het white guy and you are in any sort of position of influence or power, now is the time to use that privilege to help *literally everyone else around you* as our country tries to erase everyone who doesn't look like you. Even the smallest gestures have big impact.

hey quick question does Goliath win in that story

Today may have been the last day I talk to my parents and other members of my family. I’m protecting MY family, not just my peace. I love them and they raised me. We do not hold the same values. This is a sadness from which I won’t recover, but I know it’s the right thing to do.

Amazing human & friend @imperial.bsky.social has a knee surgery coming up. If you can spare it, help with chipping in to her mealtrain to take one thing off the list to worry about as she recovers. www.mealtrain.com/trains/dd4qnz

Great thread here. I’m done trying to make everything a side hustle. I like making cool shit. You don’t have to heart it, or like it, subscribe, follow, or comment unless it also speaks to you. It’s for me, not clicks. I’m gonna put my heart into everything I do because it enriches my soul.

My thoughts are with folks of Ovid, NY. I went to high school there. I have family and friends there. Tonight, it’s in flames. My old grocery store, diner, and pizza place are gone… and they are still fighting this firestorm in 5 degree weather. My heart is broken.

This feels relevant right now.

A good read, and needed by many. By Robert Jones Jr on Substack. robertjonesjr.substack.com/p/a-wake-e65

On this, our national day of mourning (Inauguration Day), remember that the people who have been supporting you this whole time, are still there. We still have each other and we need each other more than ever.

No. I refuse to give that devil a scrap of my time. I ain’t gotta bear witness to anything, especially the destruction of what flimsy scrap of “democracy” remains in this country. I’m done with witnessing historical atrocity & living in “interesting times”.

Now that the year has officially started for me, I’d like to let y’all know some big things are coming. I’ll leave it mostly vague there, but this is the first year of work: Work on myself. Work on my home. Work on our businesses. Work on my overall creativity. Work on my communities.

Starting 2025 off right. My wife and I are now in business together, officially. We are gonna take over the world.

Took @gnerble.bsky.social to see the Jinkx and DeLa Holiday show last night 💙💙 absolutely amazing time.