🔴Stream is LIVE! 🔴 Need to get out of my head. Wanna come with? www.twitch.tv/onlythomwill...

I’m at the point where the remaining potato chips in the bag are perfectly adequate on their own, but do not have the structural integrity to support my chosen dip.

Frog A Little Turned On By Avocado

Working on setting up a Plex server and just realize I donated a bunch of DVDs to the public library a while back. *sigh*

Conversation At Other End Of Table Sounds Way More Interesting https://theonion.com/conversation-at-other-end-of-table-sounds-way-more-inte-1825465639/

Latest sign I've turned into my dad: When I yawn it ends with, "...awww shit."

advantages of a beard

Ina Garten Brings In Intimacy Coordinator For Shot With Fresh Lemon Tart https://theonion.com/ina-garten-brings-in-intimacy-coordinator-for-shot-with-fresh-lemon-tart/

I know Linux permissions prevent a lot of problems, but goddamn they are not noob friendly.

tricorder unboxing

Received my Anxiety Brain from @giantmicrobes.bsky.social . Thanks to @sciantsmedia.com for the promo code.

I... um... yeah.

🧵: with the amount of famous deaths that have been occurring lately, I think this might be a good time to remind folks in the streaming space: It’s not okay to bring up someone’s death in someone’s livestream. Does not matter if it was a good or bad person, either.

🔴Stream is LIVE! 🔴 I’m streaming from a Raspberry Pi just to see if I can. www.twitch.tv/onlythomwill...

Apparently I have the same definition of 'chill' as @willsmith.fun

🔴Stream is LIVE! 🔴 Change of pace today. I’m assembling a Raspberry Pi 5 and playing around with it a bit. Then maybe some Animal Crossing. www.twitch.tv/onlythomwill...

Everything

Wow

🔴Stream is LIVE! 🔴 It’s a rainy day in Animal Crossing and Nook’s Cranny is closed. Let’s find something to do. www.twitch.tv/onlythomwill...

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Can we use this technique with congress?

Egg and cheese croissant.

🔴Stream is LIVE! 🔴 Just another day in Animal Crossing. Or is it? (yes it is, I just changed my clothes) www.twitch.tv/onlythomwill...

Barber Just Latest In String Of Humans To Feign Interest In What Area Man Says https://theonion.com/barber-just-latest-in-string-of-humans-to-feign-interes-1819574629/

Anyone know the environmentally friendly method for disposing of dreams that are past their expiration date? Asking for a friend.

Thanks to @cypheroftyr.bsky.social and @shellaxin.bsky.social for stocking me up with kitchen furniture and an obscene amount of bells. 😀

Study: Humans Evolved Opposable Thumbs To Signal ‘All Good’ To Buddies After Falling Off Roof https://theonion.com/study-humans-evolved-opposable-thumbs-to-signal-all-good-to-buddies-after-falling-off-roof/

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We've waited so long to yell this: IF YOU'RE A SUBSCRIBER OR KICKSTARTER BACKER, ISSUE 1 IS IN YOUR INBOX! 🪐🗡️ Issue 1 will be free to read online March 15th, but if you can't wait, get your hands on it RIGHT NOW! Ko-fi: ko-fi.com/othersidespe... Patreon Shop: www.patreon.com/othersidespe...

holodeck vs holodeck pro

The next phase of the Animal Crossing obsession begins.

My outdated hand me down capture card finally had a stroke. Head over to Best Buy for the cheapest updated card I can get.

Prosthetic Hand Recipient Slowly Relearning To Lick Barbecue Sauce Off Fingers https://theonion.com/prosthetic-hand-recipient-slowly-relearning-to-lick-barbecue-sauce-off-fingers/

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Landscaper Waiting For Career-Defining Lawn https://theonion.com/landscaper-waiting-for-career-defining-lawn-1819568343/

Cruel Owner Chains Bike Outside In Freezing Weather

2-Year-Old Unaware He’s Basis For 6 Couples’ Decisions Not To Have Kids https://theonion.com/2-year-old-unaware-he-s-basis-for-6-couples-decisions-1819579578/

Cranes

My evergreen favorite shirt by @effinbirds.com