"nothing ever happens" went from cynical observation to an anxious prayer real quick

can the tech industry hurry up and fucking collapse

think like a tenderqueer, act like a chud

we appear to have four competing fascist movements jockeying for control: blood & soil nazism under miller and hegseth, darwinian ecofascism from rfk, technofascism under vance and musk, and one Big Wet Hitler who understands the true animating core of the american volk is a deep love for shopping

Roman leaders drank water from lead pipes that poorer citizens could not afford to access. Men with political power are all suicidal to a certain degree whether they know it or not

yes im a girl yes im a chud yes we exist

cumtown and weed cured my autism

an israeli, a nazi, and a child molester walk into a bar. he sits down and orders a drink

imagine if jeffrey epstein was secretly still alive in tel aviv and he just got blown up by an iranian missile

One of my favourite sides of politics/media.

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honestly if you've been stupid/evil enough to enlist in the military in the last like 30 years you deserve whatever happens now

sorry, I have 0 sympathy for any crackers in the Gulf area watching bombs fall. What the hell are you doing over there? supporting slave labor? is buying labubus cheaper in Dubai? fuck off dude

shoutout women

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in case anyone ever needed confirmation that it's not about building a democratic Iran, it's about collapsing Iran and turning it into a land of rubble that can be bombed every six months

obama bombed libya without congressional approval also don't any of you amoral cheerleaders have memories at least

anyone calling the strikes in iran a "distraction" from the epstein files is a genuine retard of the fucking highest order. as stupid as a republican

this journalist describes herself as an advocate for women in Iran, but apparently that comes with an asterisk about being elementary school children in the path of a bomb

israelis got their foreskins stolen at birth and in response got so mad that they perpetrated an an ethnic cleansing. i mean i can hardly blame them for getting angry but i cant say i'd ever go that far

here's my impression of an israeli after being called a gay pedophile: wow, how dare you. that's really antisemetic. also, i'm not gay

what if we all just killed ourselves

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i have a highly scientific hunch that while a genocidal gaza policy obviously hurt harris/biden's support generally, it hurt them especially with People Who Give a Shit, i.e the people who would more usually be the ones volunteering & knocking doors & making sure their friends & family vote

once you're openly a trans woman socially/professionally you can kiss ever being taken seriously again in either context goodbye. from now on it's nothing but constant humiliation

the "just asking questions" to "legitimate questions about fairness in sports" to "the state doesn't have to consider us as real people" pipeline working exactly as designed.

every time a job makes me do this shit to apply to it i say a quiet prayer to the ghost of chairman mao

it is a rather lofty life goal of mine to survive to the wise old age of twenty-seven

finished my storage system

there's a solid 30% chance gavin newsom has eaten a humam child

It's not an exaggeration to say that this is how Republicans used to talk & the types of dog whistles they used to employ before they found out it's perfectly acceptable to talk The Current Way So the shift hereis the logical progression when the only expectation of a party is to be The Lesser Evil

building brown bricks in minecraft is the most fun you can have while playing an app

minecraft is a very strange game because it seems like it would be more fun with more people but in my experience it's usually the opposite

america is all about starving cuba and killing 1 million arabs annually and giving 10 trillion dollars to israel and if you complain about that you’ll be put in a concentration camp

im the world's most employable trans woman (0 job offers in 4 months)

transition could have saved adam friedland

quite obviously the mandate for bari weiss was to neuter the fact finding and journalistic functions of CBS news for all the obvious reasons. but im pretty sure she herself isn't in on that joke. i think she thinks she's doing a great job at vital work

Bookseller Scrambles To Hide All The Classics After Seeing Emerald Fennell Approaching Door https://theonion.com/bookseller-scrambles-to-hide-all-the-classics-after-seeing-emerald-fennell-approaching-door/

if i had a billion dollars i would kidnap and drug noam chomsky with a borderline lethal dose of acid and lock him in a room with an orangatan well-versed in sign language that's also on acid

"agp-" israel's advanced surveilance system commands a missile launch on my location in what is widely considered to be their first moral killing

dysphoria and agp are two sides of the same gay coin

liberal walking into the car dealership: i want the second shittiest car you have. i will buy it for literally any price

Dr Pepper was invented as a low-cost rat poison

Support/Tank/DPS

corporate america getting bailed out in 2009 really fucked everything. now they feel they have the license to just dump all their money into whatever the new shiny speculative investment is (AI, crypto, etc) with no risk. if/when it all blows up in their face we’re gonna have to pay for it again.