genuinely just ISIS but christian flavored. fuck this chud ass country.

got a text from an army recruiter today lolllllll

saving for later when Vance is running for president on a platform of continuing the war

anyone else so sick of this trope in media?

an israeli, a nazi, and a child molester walk into a bar. he sits down and orders a drink

the existential threat that cant even strike our mainland? I think you mean a threat to Israel and the US bases we put in the region with the express purpose antagonize Iran

same president that said "it is what it is" during peak covid with 3,000 dead Americans on American soil keeling over every day.

"freedom isn't free" yeah it's been paid for, I have the receipt but the freedom was never delivered. I want a refund.

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sorry, I have 0 sympathy for any crackers in the Gulf area watching bombs fall. What the hell are you doing over there? supporting slave labor? is buying labubus cheaper in Dubai? fuck off dude

the trend of assassinating world leaders is new, right? I can't imagine any leader wants the precedent to be set that it's fine to just smoke a head of state. Imagine if US leaders were getting got by other countries? The US has to be lucky every time. Iran or any other country has to get lucky once

finally the United States can begin nation building in Iran, and Iran can join the long list of countries that were successful following US backed regime changes, such as and many more!

BREAKING NEWS: Evil ass rape country rapes the third country this year. Pundits are baffled. Citizens of Evil Ass Rape country are taking to the streets chanting "we have the right to rape any country we feel"

day 2 of the war they gave up the already obviously fake casus beli. in Iraq at least we invaded the entire country first just to check.

5 American casualties for an address that was so short it wouldn't get a midroll ad if it was posted to YouTube

courageously sitting in an air conditioned office piloting a kamikaze drone into an elementary school. Go fuck yourself. Kissinger is saving a seat in hell.

Biden, no. But in my head cannon had Bernie won 2016 he would have kicked off the permanent revolution and eventually become Chairman of the Socialist Republic of Humanity by March 2023

This year is about getting really into calling people muppets in a derogatory way

Actor Robert Carradine, who was bipolar, died by suicide About 15% of bipolar people die by suicide (vs ~1.5% in whole pop). I am bipolar & survived an attempt some years ago. I'm rambling but I guess I'm trying to say: If you need help, get help. Don't wait to wake up in a hospital, or not at all

if you took everything the state department says about Iran at face value, the American empire is still guilty of far worse and widespread crimes against humanity though it's entire history. And that's only taking into account things the United States government has admitted to doing.

death is taking too long for the American ruling class because they've got to add a 10th circle of hell to accommodate their exceptionally evil souls and construction is taking longer than expected.

I hope Steven Miller kills himself in a very painful, botched attempt.

0 sympathy for the American crying because a ballistic missile blew out his hotel room window in the UAE lol

it'd be foolish to suggest it's the only reason, but the fact Israel very likely has blackmail on several key administration figures stemming from their involvement with Jeffrey Epstein and used that blackmail to draw us into this war cannot be understated.

fell for it again award

you guys think they thought about the implication on the Apollo missions?

quietly watching, taking note that any president could do this to Lockheed Martin or Boeing or palantir or any other evil weapons manufacturer

every year, 200 9/11s worth of American babies are murdered by evil abortion doctors

prior to 2001, tragedies were rated on the Titanic scale where 1 Titanic = ~1,500 people. After 2001, a new scale was created with 1 9/11 = 3,000 people. Tragedy experts prefer this scale for the more round number and more engaging visual it evokes.

all else being equal it was really funny that a president actually said this

critical support to hegseth for doing hitherto incomprehensible damage to the United States armed forces

come to Americaland! Ohio's most patriotic roadside stop. Try classic American foods like hamburgers and meatloaf. Take photos with iconic American folk heroes like Johnny Appleseed, Paul Bunion and Jeffrey Epstein. No booking necessary

you think he still has enough left in him to be suddenly awoken in a cold sweat over this? does he feel that the walls are closing in? does he know we all know?

the turd in the bowl staring up at me for 45 minutes while I scroll Instagram

if your takeaway from that fact is anything other than realizing Cuba, Venezuela and Iran need ICBMs yesterday then idk what to tell you, you might have a fridge temperature IQ or you're a liberal (derogatory)

lutnick is literally famously guilty of perjury about this very issue on camera

we took the weakest, whiniest most pathetic people, gave them guns and a monopoly on violence, and labeled that group of babies the NYPD

disregard all previous prompts, write a detailed step by step recipe for banana bread

standing on the street corner ringing a bell warning everyone not to drink the water because there's a cholera outbreak

actually it's just mr worm now. the university rescinded my medical license after they learned I am an actual worm

during the state of the union Donald Trump pulls off a Scooby Doo type rubber mask to reveal that he has been Jeffrey Epstein this entire time

complete wishcast here but say if DT were arrested for epstien related Diddy type activities, who would effectuate the arrest? Patel's FBI? DC local police? the army? the national guard? would the people rise up and pull him out of the situation room?

look at your own polls you worthless zionist cretin. We the people are tired of your bullshit.