you click the "adult content" and it's always porn or gore. why is it never spreadsheets or other types of content not suitable for children

I'm gonna be real with you and some people won't be ready for the truth but the truth is asmongold could blow his shit smoothe off and the world would be better off for it

My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look on my works and let me know if you have any questions! 🤗

Graham Planter

snap out of the slim jim. your wife misses you. your son asks where you are daily. this is worse than when you were keeping it twisted. you're not healthy man I want to help you

the soviet union had bread lines. In the west, we also have bread lines but with the added benefit of you get shot/harassed/beaten by goons of the state if you're the wrong color or look too poor.

after the tragic cumtown plane accident, President Biden went to college campuses doing Asian accents at students in honor of Nick Mullen

listen up liberal. my wife left me

i heard your mother was involved in a truck accident I hope she's ok

i am a chubby german child and god is a devious turkish ice cream vendor

how it feels not liking coffee as a 24 year old

I'm not gonna lie if I was an American fascist I'd be pissed. decades of work whittling away at institutions to implement your grand reich and this is what you come out with.

the lion does not concern himself with increasing shareholder value

millennials became boomers, gen x you guys don't realize that makes you the new millennials. tread carefully.

think of the nearest bisexual to you. could you beat them in a hand to hand battle to the death? think carefully about your answer.

"heavily edited it" brother didn't even proofread it lmao. fucking cogsuckers

I'm sure history books will look kindly upon these wealthy, fat hogs telling starving, destitute people to get off their asses and get a job after he cut their benefits.

so what happens if they just don't turn the government back on?

insider sources are telling me that Andrew cuomo is planning to bud Dwyer after attempting and failing his own version of January 6 for mayorship of new york

political commentator: gets shot every other political commentator: uhh don't do that please

John "Da NeoGlobalist" FreeTrade loved tariffs and saying anything otherwise is historical revisionism

libertarians and Republicans are completely different. Libertarians want to fuck kids, whereas Republicans also want to fuck kids

first they came for the communists and I was like what the fuck im a communist what did I do

generally not a big fan of wasteful government expenses but I'd be 100% in favor of tearing that shit down the second the next guy takes office

bruh busy with what the government factory shut down he's unemployed

those bastards slimed my chud

*rubs suspiciously Bonaparte crown jewel shaped belly*

rule #2 never get a tattoo in Bosnia

oh my god... that guy is Chinese

hello kitten. not right now. Daddy is about to lose His marbles

POV ur a PBR *drinks you* *drinks you* *drinks you* *drinks you* *drinks you* *drinks you* *drinks you* *drinks you* *Burrrrrrp* *crushes you* *throws you*

Late Night Frodo Friday!

thank you, burger king. this is what we needed right now

Opus Dei Style

he's a fucking idiot. mathematically 9/11 only happens once a year, maybe twice if you play fast and loose with Europeans.

anti monarchism, famously an anti American ideology lol what a cuck

when you're mean to me this is who you're talking to btw

how it feels talking to anyone over 40

come bounce on it twin

I'm not a pedophile but someone has to do something about these anti pedophile terrorists who go out and beat up pedophiles. honestly being anti pedophile is worse than being a pedophile. again, I am NOT a pedophile, just a citizen who is very concerned about the well-being of pedophiles.

AIPAC Andy's say the darndest things

as someone with close connections to rural Idaho, I think it is perfect karmic justice to these people that their president put a Qatari air base in their backyard in exchange for a gold plated jumbo jet

honestly atp Santa needs to make the naughty list public. yeah, it might implicate some people who weren't involved in the worst aspects of it but it would also implicate those who were. The fact he's hiding it at all makes me suspicious Santa himself might even be on the naughty list.

Terrified he died but delighted that it’s just him talking about cocaine

"yeah sure we'll let western missionaries into the country what's the worst that could happen?" >a few years later *30 million dead in civil war*

more like crapitalism am i right

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