I'm sharing a room with a snorer at this dance event and fucking hell this has been the longest night of my life and I have to do this again tonight like I'd rather DIE

He looks like he's been sweating for 50 solid years without a pause

Strawberry cyst removal

God if the fucking buses could be on time AT ALL today

YOU CAN'T PARK THERE

Spending some of the day writing up my stats notes in a more logical fashion so I have a sort of go to Google docs that is idiot proof but will be taking my book to the park also. I MUST NOT forget to drag my ass to the supermarket too however

Not to weigh in but I just googled who cheated on Megan thee stallion and oh fella oh mate oh lad my word

When are y'all coming to visit next it's sunny and we can sit in the park with cans

> someone tries to kill you in a very public botched effort > everyone hates you 2% more

What a sign at the London marathon

The braincells I lose listening to flatmates who elongate every vowel (ooooh my goooood, noooo waaaay) and who constantly fucking gossip about everything that breathes, who has the time for one but also it's like being back in school and I hate it

Raiding the Scientology building is all fun and games until you come across a fog door followed by Tom Cruise with a big red health bar.

Oh fuck off

My friend is doing a reading in the most beautiful room at the library

POV: You're working retail and it's This Fucking Cunt again demanding to speak to your manager because you won't honour his decade old coupons for a different shop

People who sit and talk about literally nothing but their SO when you see them truly use them to paper over how uninteresting they are and it just makes it worse

PACKED day tomorrow. Seeing some moths?? In the morning idk Matt booked a ticket, going to a birthday party in the afternoon and then the theatre in the evening

This week: got some research done for the project I'm on, did another lecture for the masters, put in an assignment for it too, applied for two jobs and submitted my dissertation into another journal to see if I have any luck there. Having a mega two hours lie down and read before bed as a reward

everything needs more COLOR. stop making the world we interact with and observe everyday BORING

One of the other co-researchers on the project has messaged the group like "this part I was asked to do, I put it into chatgpt and got another version that's better! So here it is!" I literally should be paid twice as much for producing work off my own back

Is arteta at the shaving his head stage of crisis yet

Interesting result that then

Have just got in a pub and see pep is looking extraordinary again

I shall weirdly miss that weird bloke who was there for two minutes

Bloody hell, what a thing to open insta to on this fine Wednesday

Damn soup has no texture

HE KNOWS 🕺🏻

You don't find chocolate eclairs widely like you used to, cream cakes in general actually

I NEARLY LIFTED THE DESK OFF THE FLOOR AT WORK IN FRONT OF ALL THE GENERAL PUBLIC

THE FUCKING FUME

COMEDY

Are we not miserable enough

Also got feedback on why I didn't get the job and they literally told me I do too much lmao ok I'm on my way in to do fuck all today!

the whole strait of hormuz is open no wait it’s closed no wait it’s open bit feels like the tricky ice cream cone guy routine

god gives his rattliest shopping carts to his most impatient soldiers

Taught a dance class for the first time and it was joyful

They didn't give me the job, I'm literally second choice for everyone and everything and I'm so tired of living like this I can't be bothered fighting everyday like this anymore

They have 3 hours to give some info about what the deal is with the job at work and honestly it's taking too long for me to feel hopeful

Asking the forbidden question

"as students who use AI how would you recommend others use it ethically" that's the big presentation prompt for your interview for careers coaches huh, why are you bothering to offer a service

JD Vance to Receive First Annual FIFA Catholicism Prize

Does that not just make you an entirely different company? Completely unrelated to shoes, your original point?

Justice for the 97. Today, and forever.

Bossman at the barbers has started to remember me going in and asked about the dancing today and said he's started tango and is really enjoying it, I love this! Everyone go dancing!!

The football has made me angry and miserable again would you believe GOOD NIGHT

Oh good of course it's the derby at the weekend, I have never been more excited for that

He should be fired by the weekend but there's a month of the season left so I suppose we'll be made to suffer it out

"indecisive on the slot front" will you be quiet

Do not fuck this up