In memoriam...

Why do I have to go to Chester to watch Frankenstein 2025 in the cinema. I live in a major city. This is such a stupid decision to chuck it on netflix after putting it in approximately 5 cinemas nationwide

Just nearly got run over on a zebra crossing because a man was on his phone while driving

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

Opulent October Tom Thomson 1915-16

Got the lollipop job!!

Mo on the bench? Man will be fuming. 8-0 win.

The Chain by Fleetwood Mac is hands down one of the greatest songs ever written.

I do not want to enable location services. I do not want to create an account. I do not want to sign up for special offers and news about your product. I would like to engage in a simple transaction where I give you money in exchange for a good.

We have a real problem with those tiny flies that thrive in soil in houseplants like what can I do to stop them because I would just give the plants away but they are not mine lmaaooo

Yesterday was the cutest day I've had in such a long time and it's gonna be all I think about for ages

I can’t help but feel that this “Reform will sweep the next election” feels a bit premature. 4 years is a long time & while they’ll likely do well at local elections, they always end up quitting once they realise that local government is mostly just endless boring meetings about town planning

Dropped my phone in the woods today and the top bit is smashed a bit bad. I will simply live with it

Played at our own game

FREDDY CHEESE BEING ADDED TO THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE SQUAD FELLAS WE WON

Have had a big cry before work and now my face is blotchy which has helped 0%

Has anyone had a watch by Swatch and if so what was your opinion of it

Look what we have here then.

The exact look Luca gave me during the entire dissertation process last year

SCREECHED AT THIS me and him are the same

I can't be mad. He's my new golden good time boy with zero brain cells. The gods have decided

Sexy having two Italians on the pitch for us, I said what I said

CHIESA

Would personally be joining the war on autism on the side of autism if I were you

Spent the evening at a student pizza night at my friend's church, met a guy from South Korea who likes to tell new people he's from the North to see how they react which is precisely what I find funny

I did not even know that silly award was tonight and that's how all of you should be living your lives

Every time I overthink from now on I'm going to remind myself that's what philosophers do, and I detest the waffling notion of that. No more.

Hugo's shit posting account is sending me, obviously the new favourite boy

First day I considered a woolly hat since about April. If the sun wasn't still trying it's best despite the chill I would have

No more sudden deaths please, if there's one thing I really struggle with dealing with it's the fear of people being ripped suddenly away like I don't know how to handle that

You can already see the damage that lack of thinking due to AI has done, it's not a 'future threat', we're already at the point where thinking is something people have forgotten how to do

Right then it's two nil so we all know what happens now

I'm watching this thing where it's just two and half hours of trump having been fact checked on 100 of his lies just this year and this is pure comedy how BAD some of these are like not even a 5 year old would fall for this

Lmao 'prestigious university' my ass

PUT HIM DOWN!!!

Dominik szoboszlai is looking too well rested for a new dad, we all know he's sleeping in a deluxe tent at the training ground coffee bar instead of going home

Today on: WHAT ARE THEY UP TO

Good forbid we fund research that isn't just for the sake of what's apparently good for business, what happened to the fun of wanting to find things out

Here’s some neat moths to help take the edge off.

Everton are gonna love the 90+ nightmare at the weekend aren't they my word

Have never seen us lose a game while present at the stadium and I sure as hell wasn't starting tonight

Fucking hell

Beautiful evening for it

One thing I will say about the club is I'm having problems with a ticket and there's no number to call just a fucking chat bot, what do I do

Battle doomscrolling by posting 5 small pleasures in life: 1. A solid afternoon nap 2. Reading on a comfy sofa with a cup of tea 3. A peaceful walk in the park 4. Cooking and eating a good meal 5. Sending silly messages to your favourite people ( and getting the laugh emoji response!)

Whenever someone types 'brother,' I just think of that 'may I have some oats' and have the whole monologue in my head for DAYS

Why are humans becoming so fucking LAZY and asking computers to do all their seeing and thinking, I simply will never

How exactly does not owning some glasses which negatively affects you being able to see because you have shit constantly buzzing around your vision mean you are at a cognitive disadvantage

Kinda feel a bit like 🤔 so a friend has invited themselves round like ok fine in not doing anything tonight but then was like maybe I could have dinner there :) uh like I have gone shopping today but usually the person living in the place suggests that no? Feels a bit cheeky

Doing the motd team a favour as they only show 10 minutes anyway