Through overcast skies, a blood moon lunar eclipse appeared in the early morning hours. Photo shot with Nikon Z7II and NikkorZ 600mm 6.3 VR S lens. #lunareclipse #bloodmoon #Nikon

Me to myself: This is annoying. This conversation is annoying, this person is annoying. I hope I’m hiding it well. My face:

"The Democrats hurt themselves in their confusion!"

Yeah. Spongebob was hilarious on that episode but Barnacle Boy was cooking as a villain 😭😭😭 Speaking of that, the episode where they train Man Ray to be good 😭😭😭

Plankton is a menace too. the way he crashed out on the entire family will never not send me 'I am Plankton, you old hag and your son smells like boogers.' 'I think you need to lose some weight, fattie. that's what it is.' 'someone should put you in a box and float you down the river, GRANDMA' 😭😭😭

I just want to lead you know before we proceed with this - I enjoy doing this with you. I was kicking my feet, giggling last night 😭😭😭 the way Spongebob's panic increased during the paint episode was sending me and Patrick's ability to keep making things worse 😭😭

I knew Patrick’s role was to let the viewer know chaos reigns in Bikini Bottom on the night shift episode when Squidward asked who wants a Krabby Patty at 4am and here this nigga go 🤣🤣🤣

You should get a library card if you don’t have one already. Then get the apps Libby and Hoopla. There you can download audiobooks and ebooks. So even if you don’t go to your local library a lot, you can still support them and the authors you love.

Filling my cone of shame with biscuits and gravy.

flat fishtopher friday

First attempt at embroidery!

I used to laugh at the "I feel thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread" Bilbo line, but boy do I get it now

Me: BATMAN BEGINS is great, but I was amused by the writers’-fiat plot device that a place can be SO corrupt that some reasonably-organized foreign actor can just puppeteer it on a whim. Me, 20 years later: fuck

Devastating: in the northern hemisphere the ultimate chocolate strawberry eating holiday takes place when they are out of season

Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to #QuestionSkyAfterDark. tell me, what are you willing to do? (Rihanna x Kiss It Better plays in the background) Cousins, you didn't really think that I would end Valentine's Day without getting into some shenanigans, did you? 🤭

LISTENING TO AUDIOBOOKS COUNTS AS READING!! LISTENING TO AUDIOBOOKS COUNTS AS READING!! LISTENING TO AUDIOBOOKS COUNTS AS READING!!

50 Shades of Grey is only "romantic" because he's a bilionaire. If he lived in a trailer park it would be an episode of Criminal Minds.

They are coming after educators and education because they know that learning, information sharing, and wisdom have the power to free us.

Myself and @blairimani.bsky.social are bringing a podcast/show your way very soon, called “Thoughts About Feelings” ✨😊 Conversations of wonder & imagination between us and friends! We hope you learn something new and, with any luck, feel at least a little less alone 💚📚 #MentalHealthMatters

I bet doom scroll meant something way cooler in the middle ages.

Bout to take a gummy, put on a face mask, play dream light valley, and get cozy

i should restart my animal crossing island as a lil treat

don’t shoot me but: having children/marriage, working a regular 9-5, owning a home , attending/graduating from uni/college

Craving pineapple chicken stir fry 😪

WNBA all day

Children. Religion. College.

It’s so cuuuute!!! 💖💖💖

Same. Just chronic illness things

For the love of God, if I see one more ',grow your own food' hot take. Sure, for occasional fresh herbs or a few veggies. Nobody is growing to their entire caloric intake in an apartment or on a balcony.

Food. As in being a server or in the kitchen, my brain can’t keep up. Way too fast paced and physical. Factory work is also sensory hell for me and is unforgiving with scheduling and I need flexibility.

Travel. For me and my long distance friends. Hands down.

Elephants. Their power. Their grace. Their love. Their intelligence. Their protectiveness. Their emotional intelligence. Their sweet spirits. The way they grieve. Their incredible memory. The way groups are matriarch lead, the ladies are so so important!! ❤️🐘

I enjoy several! Baseball has a lot of nostalgia for me bc I used to watch St Louis cardinals games w my dad a lot as a teen. Volleyball is fantastic, I especially enjoy women’s beach vb during the Olympics. & I started following the WNBA like 8 years ago after seeing them dominate at the Olympics!

My best friend. 💔

Fuck you mean??? I’m always suspecting somethin 😑

One minor inconvenience and I’m not doing what I wanted to do no more.

Bout to read before I go to sleep. Excited to pick out a book to start!!

I bought a whole bunch of books last year! Now that I’m single and have more down time to myself and twitter is horrific to spend time on anymore, I’m gonna start reading for pleasure again. Ready to resist ✊🏻

Can’t go on Twitter today without seeing something so appalling I can’t do anything but cry. I’m at 2 attempts to just chill on the app so far today and I’ve had to shut it down both times to cry.

Absolutely fucking not lmao we are grown adults, act like it

Adulting really be like

fascists: it’s ok to hate faggots again :) literally every company in america: IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT, FOR ALL MY LIFE *phil collins drums*

politicians and corporations are not your fucking friends, they never have been and they never will be this is not a surprising move target is a capitalist corporation that only pledges it’s allegiance to the white bottom line don’t ever forget that

bro I’m gonna cRY

I need this like I need oxygen btw…

I don't know who needs to hear this but breakfast foods are just as delicious at dinner time.

throwing a temper tantrum and hurling a roll of toilet paper at the wall and yelling "i want it to be GOOD and OKAY and not HORRIBLE" and bursting into tears like i'm three

i’ve gotten a lot of messages from baby queers being like “will we get through this” and the answer is yes. i don’t know how it’ll all go down and it will suck for a while but your human spirit is 10000x stronger than their hatred. it’s the only reason you’ve gotten this far