I completely forgot he paid someone to play for him so he can pretend he was good at video games. Good lord he is so pathetic.

Sorry, you’ll never be as beloved by Gamers as Elon.

It is truly amazing how the richest man is so desperate for us to like him. You know every single time we make fun of him he feels it. He surrounds himself with renfields. But you know he hates them and only keeps them b/c they are the only people who praise him.

It is an absolutely delightful irony that the richest man in the world is universally acknowledged to be a huge fucking loser who not a single living person envies in any way at all

This is neither here nor there, but because this came up in a random conversation yesterday, and sometimes I think everyone could use a distraction of something fun and entertaining mixed in with your doomscrolling, here is the best card trick ever performed on TV. www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_Kc...

part of it is that they hate women, part of it is that they hate her specifically because they think she should want to fuck them, part of it is that all this shit is for the benefit of like 10K people on twitter who've all been legally prohibited from having unsupervised time with their children

FINALLY! I'm defenitely in for multiple viewings. I also hope they put it out on home video. www.starwars.com/news/star-wa...

There is little chance this will end well. But it is also better than Zaslav remaining in power. Or Paramount buying them and turning them into a MAGA channel. Fuck consolidation.

I really hope that the media continues here with the boat murders and war crimes. Because it actually feels like it is gaining traction and will mean Hegseth sees himself thrown under the bus.

Prison rape is wrong. Jokes about prison rape are wrong. Eliminating protections against prison rape is wrong. If another country sentenced a criminal to be raped, we'd consider it a crime against humanity. BUT A large segment of Americans regard prison rape as a de facto part of the sentence.

Dang. May his memory be a blessing. Also loved him in The Phantom.

lol. Everyone who signs on for this disaster is not only not getting paid, but going to be thrown under the bus. And it’s going to cost double. At a minimum.

Also, I’m betting on 40k.

I have tried over the last 25 years to get into total war. I love the simulation aspect. But always fell off on the micromanaging. I hope that the new one allows more freedom of assisted support.

I have some bad news about your most recent Black Friday purchase, the AI Pervert Toilet.

I fully agree. Everyone who follows Trump are repugnant racists who proudly revel in their ignorance and should be considered the worst the country has ever produced. They should be reviled by all of history and seen forever as the villains of this chapter of our country.

It’s true. We shouldn’t pretend that. Trumpist culture is not the same as American culture and not equal. Trumpist culture is proudly ignorant, defiantly against America’s founding values and subsequently developed values, venomously bigoted, and generally despicable.

Wait. A new episode of Doctor Who is already out?

Hegseth is first and foremost a coward. He will save his own arse by throwing multiple military commanders under the bus.

“I DECLARE THAT FACEBOOK CANT DO ILLEGAL STUFF BY POSTING THIS MESSAGE!” Energy.

I assume he didn’t by drawing a sharpie around Florida and pretending it is a shield?

Why the fuck not? He committed a war crime and it completely unfit for the role. Stop playing games and do your damn job.

I fully support blaming the RealID cluster on Trump.

Absolutely this.

Finally watched Jurassic World Rebirth. It wasn’t as bad as the buzz made it out to be. But it was also brainless and had nothing to do with Jurassic Park/world in any way. Several plot elements made zero sense. Like st all. But the action scenes were fun and the characters were really endearing.

Trump is going to walk us into a quagmire of a war that nobody in his leadership is capable of handling. It’s going to be another Afghanistan. Except this time they are blatantly racist enough to actually do internment camps again. But this time for Venezuelans. The dems can’t let that happen.

Also, the way they are going I won’t be surprised if they go full 14 words next year. Like a direct quote. Not an allusion.

For those who don’t know — that’s the quintessential Nazi font and they absolutely knew that when they picked it. This has Miller allllll over it.

The overcooked to the point of being hockey pucks canned croissants. The mashed potatoes that look like they saw a quarter table spoon of butter and that is it. The turtles that looks dryer than anyone Shapiro has ever dated. This is just a truly amazing meal.

There might be a hint of cheese on it but it is going to be the most bland shit you will have ever tasted. It’s stunning she messed it up this badly. You have to actually try to be this bad.

This reads like a mediocre essay I expect from a middle schooler not trying very hard. Even in middle school this would get a poor grade.

Absofuckinglutely.

You consider yourself a Star Trek fan but you had no idea that Lt. Jae is in 63 eps of TNG and three of the movies, did you

@profanity.accountant who the fuck not. Let’s fucking do this shit.

As we have seen over and over — this will do nothing to stop Trump admin and make it more likely he will attack them again.

I think that somewhere along the way something in Stephen Miller got fundamentally damaged. This is neither an excuse nor a mitigating factor; the dude is genuinely fucking evil and he and everything he stands for should be fought against and stopped. But he is something beyond mere sociopathy.

Rofl

I’m starting to think this song might not just win a Grammy, but the big one. It’s surprisingly everywhere.

Once again — no matter what you show an ICE agent, it will never be enough to stop them from illegally harassing you. They know they will never be held accountable. We need criminal trials for every ice agent. No exceptions.

It took me way too long to get through my head that I don’t need to care what others think about how I should eat, what I should drink ( I don’t do alcohol or coffee), or how I should act. Life is way too short trying to fit into this narrow mold of what I should do as a guy.

Just having a little cry reading the latest xkcd how about you xkcd.com/3172

X’s New Feature Reveals Why Trust & Safety Work Was Never About The ‘Censorship Industrial Complex’ For the last few years, Matt Taibbi, Michael Shellenberger, and their allies have spent considerable energy attacking both academic researchers studying disinformation and the trust & safety teams…

As promised, I’m going to show you how I break a turkey. I do not cook turkeys whole. Further, I plan on sous vide-ing it, so breaking it into parts is pretty much necessary. If raw meat or pictures of a turkey being cut up is not something you want to see, please mute the thread. (Or me, I guess.)

So it looks like Hasbro’s Tron set will end its campaign as the worst failure to date. Worse than their lightsaber failure. I’m not surprised. It’s too expensive, the figures too small, the set too plain. It has few positives going for it.

It is impossible to ethically read, watch, play, or listen to anything Harry Potter. She is an evil person who explicitly uses your money to hurt people. You are directly causing someone else to suffer if you participate in anything potter.

1) good, they should be prosecuted, they are responsible for countless deaths 2) always very funny when these people realize the extent to which their billionaire patrons could not possibly give less of a shit about them

There are no amount of papers that will ever be sufficient for these facists. The only solution is to abolish ICE.