Please god let this case go to a jury. I need to see “HANDBOOK SECTION: NO DOES NOT MEAN NO” blown up on a piece of posterboard.

Okay let’s fucking go storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

ok the Mr. Beast lawsuit, let’s go. step 1: don’t do this, or this, or this, or this

Anyone who shows up for this travesty is knowingly choosing to act as a prop for authoritarian kabuki because they’re too cowardly or amoral to pass up vapid schmoozing and free drinks. They deserve your contempt, and possibly a few pieces of rotting produce.

It should be impossible to revoke citizenship once granted. Literally illegal for the govt to take that action. Nothing the citizen does, says, or what acts they do should be sufficient for the govt to revoke citizenship form that person.

“‘if talent wants to draw a dick on the white board in the video or do something stupid, let them,’ and ‘No does not mean no.’” Holy shit. Like fuck Jimmy and his entire organization. I hope she wins and forces the entire leadership team, including Jimmy himself, to be fired.

I told you guys for years that this is coming. This will be a class action lawsuit if he doesn’t offer the upgrades for free. And Tesla deserves to lose the lawsuit.

This looks incredibly good.

If you're a shareholder, vote no on the Paramount & Warner Bros. Discovery merger up for vote his Thurs April 23 to keep the Ellisons from consolidating their media power & censoring truth in news reporting & content in film & tv that does not align w/ their MAGA agenda. www.wbd.com/news/warner-...

Brianna getting to the point of advocating eugenics so nobody has to suffer like she has is very frightening. This is helping the Nazis exterminate your friends. She needs help and I hope someone close to her gets her the help she needs.

If the GOP doesn’t like it, they are welcome to make all gerrymandering illegal.

WELL DONE VIRGINIA!!! www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...

Every single journalist that shows up at Trumps bootlicking dinner this weekend should not only be fired, but prevented from ever doing a job in journalism again. They are there to celebrate the destruction of their profession with Hitler 2.0 as the keynote speaker.

I hope his legacy is of seeing fascism, bigotry, racism, and corruption take power and immediately begging to be a willing part of all of that. Tim Apple enthusiastically dragged Apple through the mud and deserves to have a negative legacy as a result.

I’m glad Tim Apple is stepping down after licking Trumps boot for so long. I hope new executive has a lot more of a spine.

Post-Herb Kotaku is flourishing now that they don’t have a useless brunchlord like herb trying to shove his very bad ideas into everything. Kotaku has some of the best people writing for it (past and present). Can’t wait to see what this new staff does.

Onion finally takes over Infowars and does the best thing by brutally destroying its legacy by using it to destroy all other right wing sites through satire. variety.com/2026/digital...

I laughed way too hard at the ending here.

Somehow Google Glasses looked less dorky than this a decade or so ago. These look like someone stole the poorly fitting 3D glasses from a Universal Studios ride.

This may be entertaining because it will be very obvious he will be reading it for the very first time, and he will not be able to stop himself from all of the asides. I am curious if he will say “This is my favorite book” again.

Looks like Molly Shah finally deleted her account. Good. She was more than just a victim of a big pig butchering scam, she willingly helped other scammers spread their scams further. She was warned and she refused to listen to people showing her obvious signs. Even when it seems she finally…

Absolutely incredible. NASA Astronaut Reid Wiseman, who commanded Artemis II, took this footage from the far side of the Moon with his iPhone. Watch with sound on.

The Procession in the Streets of Jerusalem, by James Tissot, 1886-94, 📸 by @shay_shay_gold

The Ascension, by Paolo Veronese, 1585, 📸 by @gwephoto

And yet we got 10 articles a day on Biden Old because he once forgot the name of a person he had a casual acquaintance with.

Plantir dropping the dog whistle and outright saying white supremacist talking points. Shitty people. Shitty culture. Shitty way of living.

Holy shot. The stories here are horrifying. Like I got to the first major tale about spousal r**e and I have to put the article down. I got to talk to my son about this stuff to make sure he never, ever does this when he gets older.

Joanne closed her helpline for single parents right around when she announced she'd be donating heavily to anti-trans causes. They closed because of lack of funding. She's a billionaire. She doesn't care about "single mums". www.gingerbread.org.uk/our-work/new...

A Knights Tale. Never gets old. Always enjoyable.

Expect your social media, including here, to be filled with left equivalent of these begging you to not vote this election. Or vote 3rd party.

Leonardo leads. Donatello does machines

When this administration is finally in jail, we need to make every effort day one to restart all mRNA research immediately. This could cure so many killer diseases.

These two next to each other fits too well.

If we can dream it, we can do it. Futureport's full 3d recreation of EPCOT Center's Horizons is now live. www.youtube.com/watch?v=klq8...

Yes, I am still attending the Emperor’s gala after the destruction of Alderaan. But don’t worry. In my pocket I have a card that says “don’t do that”. I’ll know it’s there the entire time I am sharing canapés with Vader.

This isn’t “modern dating”. This is a group of men who demand the ability to r**e women and control their entire lives without consequences or pushback. They are pathetic, dateless losers who deserve to live their entire lives alone.

AGAINST ALL ODDS, THOSE WHO BELIEVED BLUESKY THAT THE CRASH WAS DUE TO A DDOS AND THOSE WHO DIDN'T BELIEVE BLUESKY AND WERE SURE IT WAS BECAUSE OF THE AI VIBE CODING WERE BOTH RIGHT

Part of me imagines this is all for revenge over the forest service’s refusal to go along with his “take the leaves” idea. I hope someone sues to stop this blatantly illegal act.

There is only one person who can get Bluesky working again

Ok. I’m interested in reading this.

In a normal world this should be a firing offense. And the media will be demanding his head. All of the media.

Imagine existing as a person both this incurious and stupid. Like woooooooow. This dude continually goes “hold my beer” every time he opens his mouth. I bet he has no idea how much trade happens with Canada. Like none.

I will never, ever understand the creepy bar guys who sit at the bar and comment on the bartender’s looks like she isn’t even there.

The best part of this is Hegseth is screwed either way this goes. If he claims he didn’t write the speech, then he gets called out for not noticing a fake bible quote. If he claims he wrote it, then he gets called to task for making up a fake quote and pretending it’s in the bible.

Let he with the biggest golden throne* always throw the first stone and be totally justified doing it. * biblical scholars have always interpreted this as a toilet.

Bluesky before Claude code/Bluesky after Claude code

This is less a shot across his nose, and more one up it.

Every opportunity he gets, Trump chooses evil.

Grant me the confidence of a mediocre man lecturing the Pope on Christianity.