I'm starting to think some of the emails she deleted maybe had to do with Jeff Epstein (NY financier)

When I was a kid I grabbed an electric fence (horses) and opened my eyes to find myself on the ground surrounded by the other kids much like this

I hate funko pop owners

Some idiot cut down a tree and now power is going on and off for 6000 people

Save me oat milk chai latte with cold brew ice cubes

I'm thinking now is a great time to take all of my money out of the bank and so should everyone else, could be fun

I really am just a squirter making my way through life

Playing horsey game while on ketamine for the true experience

I am fucking farting rn

Got a hummus bagel that has like 8oz of hummus

it's not the issue of this story, but it is a transparent example of how the "cars are freedom" narrative is a complete farce. when the state controls your movement and can immobilize you on a whim, you are not free. car dependency is an arm of fascism for the car *IS* fascism and must be abolished.

wishing all mufos a very peaceful and complacent Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil

My girlfriend is trying to kill me with metformin farts

Yeah no

Why is the state of the union at bedtime?

I found some really cool needle ice formations this morning. This stuff usually melts in a few hours and is not seen very often in my area. This is my first time ever finding it

if my kid committed genocide i would beat the ever living shit out of them and send them to the hague

I have never hit my kids but if they funded and ran PR for a genocide I might rethink it

Damn.

Hey can I crash at your place

I would like to become a beautiful woman's lap dog

A queen bee is a kind of ladybug

Ok I’ll bite, what’s a lympic

dril pringles voice: I have never heard of "Elon Musk"

A vibe shift has occured

This could be us

Getting a little too familiar with the staff at the psychiatrist

It's a dog yeet dog world

Let's say, for the sake of argument, I'm Jesus Christ

What if you had a burrito but it's filled with gyoza

Hot Psychiatrist! This shouldn't be allowed! Doctors need to be ugly so I don't fall in love when I talk about wanting to kill myself!

Craves of Qud because I haven't played it in 4 hours

Merriam-Webster says Mogging comes from AMOG (alpha male of group) but I will die on the hill that it originally came from some 4chan post about Jacob Rees-Mogg winning an election

extreme Caves of Qud vibes

Removing dopesmoker from my "long jams" playlist because it's too long and doesn't mesh with the others

WFWTD

Onion ass headline

I just got a ticket for obstruction of justice after a cop pulled over my obviously sober friend over who was giving me and our two very drunk friends a ride home because the cop said ‘do I smell alcohol?’ And I said ‘damn it’s crazy they let you guys drink on the job.’

If not it's nbd

Jimmy crack

Jimmy crack corn and I don't care

It is 2026 and they continue to find new ways to call you gay on the Internet

Arguing with a vegan libertarian is doing terrible things to my courtesy fave rate

Werner Herzog, obviously

Punk'd but for politicians and it's not just a prank

It really is a shame what Elon has done to the letter x