From The Archives: ‘We Will Never Speak Of This Again,’ Says Trump To Mohammed Bin Salman As They Dump Khashoggi’s Body Into New Jersey River https://theonion.com/we-will-never-speak-of-this-again-says-trump-to-moha-1830547181/

Remember: don't eat the mid tier fast food chicken, don't play the wizard game, don't shop at the hobby store run by the bad guys from Indiana Jones, and don't donate to the bigot bucket.

There are blocks I won't go jogging down because it's just a wall of Ring cameras right up against the street with no setback and I do not need everyone and their grandmother recording me struggling at sunrise. www.theverge.com/podcast/8220...

What the actual fuck?

taxing the rich WORKS

This is a straightforward Republican attack line, what the fuck is he doing

Stop tagging your porn as graphic media, graphic media is for violence and gore. Not your locked cock or flooded asshole… STOP MISUSING TAGS: it’s genuinely important.

One of the worst and most dysfunctional aspects about policy in deep blue jurisdictions is that government funding is treated as a rationale for attaching all sorts of costly conditions to a project that would rightly not be imposed as a matter of general regulation

This is some unsolicited career advice. You should behave at work in such a way that; when news you've left the company spreads, people are sad to see you go rather than happy... #goodboyforreallife

If you ever feel like you're all alone and nobody actually cares about you, please do yourself a favor and think back to everyone you've ever had a meaningful conversation with. Odds are that they still remember you fondly, and would be happy if you reached out to them.

I've been seeing this headline floating around. To be clear: 1) This is "No. 1" on a miniscule chart, The "Country Digital Song Sales" chart, as in people actually paying money to download country songs which is a tiny amount of people 2) The actual consumers are almost certainly fake

I think a lot of people fail to realize just how much more impactful cash donations can be to places like food banks compared to "in kind" donations or even volunteering.

The thing about Mamdani is that he’s a talented politician but not otherworldly or one in a billion, he’s just a competent guy with popular ideas who ran against an entitled piece of shit and to me it’s a lot more optimistic to imagine 1000 campaigns like his than to view him as a unique phenomenon

News is not about delivering information, it’s about making you a consumer. And the more scared you are, the more of their news slop you’ll eat up. So they take a case that had no chance and make you panic about it so you refresh Pink News constantly and give them ad dollars.

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this is literally never not accurate

This is why you don't get news from tiktok or instagram reels. This is also why you delete tiktok and instagram.

BREAKING: The Supreme Court DENIES former county clerk Kim Davis's request for the justices to take up her longshot bid to overturn 2015's Obergefell v. Hodges marriage equality decision. No justice even writes about the request.

Democrats have to stop bailing out Republicans from facing the consequences of their own policies. And yeah, that means they have to stop sparing voters from experiencing what GOP government truly means. Every time Dems step in, it only emboldens the GOP & they make it even worse the next time.

I would honestly pay any amount of money to see him argue this case in front of SCOTUS himself. I genuinely want him to explain, at length in a public forum, what he thinks tariffs are and how they work.

I think I heard the other day that the average person is receiving four scam attempts a week now. It only takes being tired/distracted/stressed to slip and fall for it, so easily done.

We've spent years and years snd years litigating "wokeness" and "critical race theory" and "DEI" and "political correctness" and spilling untold gallons of ink explaining how complicated and nuanced it is, and it always seems to turn out to be exactly what you'd expect.

This message brought to you by a friend having body image issues because one again some ass hat told him a “good boy” should be shaved. Fuck. Off. If I catch you saying something like that to someone in I will read you such a fucking riot act your ancestors will feel it. Knock. It. Off.

To step aside from my usually silliness, I wanted to remind everyone to be kind. We're going into the holiday season, a time that is notoriously difficult for many people mentally. And the way this year has been rolling, will probably be even harder. So please, show kindness wherever you go, 1/?

Getting very tired of seeing people starting posts with "I dont wanna enage or see .... content" and then turning into "its a direct line to what they're drawing and everyone into is evil and vile and needs therapy"

If you aren't seeing skeets from some of your fave people, they might have been labeled "Rude" by bsky mods. Idk what they are thinking, I don't need a mommy to tell me who to be buddies with. Anyway, go into Settings > moderation > bluesky moderation (advanced) and turn Rude off.

The most insufferable people online love trotting out this argument like it actually means anything

Happy Thong Thursday!

And now for something completely different: youtube.com/watch?v=Oy6l...

Happy Wedgie Wednesday!

Vyvanse recall lot numbers

It’s hard to believe but there was a cartoon about an immigrant mouse and it was seen as totally fine and not controversial and not woke because it was an aspirational and nice thing about America that people could come here and find a better life

heads up to anyone who holds trans kids near: amy harmon from the nyt is searching for and having a hard time finding people to interview to find out exactly what trans kids are doing when their care is limited or cut off, and for purposes of community safety, please shut the fuck up around her.

Happy Wedgie Wednesday!

Hey you! You did it! You survived 'til Dick Cheney's death! Time to CELEBRATE!!!! 🥳🎉🎈🦄🎊🍻

Someday I'll have more to say, but for now it suffices that no queer person alive will be surprised by this. www.them.us/story/lgbtq-...

this is way too horny for a glasses store

can we get a media landscape willing to ask questions like "What the fuck are you talking about?" and "Why are you so fucking weird?" and "Do you ever know what the fuck you're saying or do you just let it fall out of your mouth on autopilot?"

YES YOU SHOULD VOTE IN LOCAL ELECTIONS TOMORROW EVEN IF MAMDANI IS NOT ON THE BALLOT WHERE YOU LIVE

Normalize this reaction #art #artists

Very important factor to this

"Their effects are not permanent, and once a child lets their blocking treatment lapse, puberty will just continue as normal." The effects are only permanent on trans youth apparently.

Does your small one also go full innie when soft? This is what mine looks like 90% of the time. This is the unfiltered small penis representation I look for, so I want to be that for those out there that are small like me. Be Proud! #smallpenis #smallcock #smallpenispride #smallpenispositivity

the absolute crushing reality of having to go to work tomorrow

PSA: Before this "dislike" thing gets out of hand, because I've seen some very big accounts misinforming people, here's what it actually is. It's a private option that lets you see less of topics you're not interested in on certain feeds. That's it. It's not a downvote, thumbs down, etc.

It’s basically Deep Space Nine.

I once again suggest that we make November into Ninety-Nut-November - where boys have to cum three times a day or get harshly punished!

the thing is that the Israeli right has been denouncing the Jewish diaspora as rootless cosmopolitans for quite some time now. www.theguardian.com/world/2017/s...