Still don't have a phone but it's my birthday and I allow myself so little pleasures so fuck it a Bara Murph if it was on a blackboard

Trying to brick my way 5hrough the struggle bus. And no better way than to just be larger than life and weave a lil dream of me into the minds of other bear friends~

Was really in one hell of a mood to see this monkey getting his backside rearranged and I can't fathom why but hope you all can enjoy these so-so work doodles ✨

Time for a whole lotta Monkey Business 🍌

"Are you even listening to me, Nerd. Maybe I should clean your ears. 😏" Murphy belongs to @badluckmurphy.bsky.social

Perhaps the hottest thing I've ever fucking seen? Like... This just exists? Excuse me?

Hey so... My phone got stolen a few days back (at pride, no less lmao) I'm saving for a new one but lost the memory card that had all the Murphy art I've ever gotten / commed. Didn't back it up. I'll download what I can find, but if any of you have any saved I would appreciate you sharing here :)

Commisom for @pakratmaniac.bsky.social @badluckmurphy.bsky.social !! Always make sure yer have a bully on hand too check ya form!

Some of the more recent hand done doodles of the month, hope you all enjoy

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Sometimes - for no reason, all of a sudden - I have days like this that are one good thing after the next. It's wild to me how good a day I was having even BEFORE @brieflyy33n.bsky.social surprised me with this fucking gem! Haven't smiled like this in ages 🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵🩵

A quick thought about wedgies: aren't they fun?

(Taking my chances here but) HAPPY FATHER'S DAY!!! To all the lovely men who actually like and take care of their kids! 🥂🍻🥂🍻🥂🍻🥂🍻 Get drunk today, sirs!

Some stickers I use on telegram to show I can be your angle or your debble 😇🩵👹🩵

Last ditch effort to avoid getting bullied even more~ Raffle prize for @goatbrainedwerb.bsky.social feat @badluckmurphy.bsky.social

What I am NOT saying is that you'd be happier if you gave yourself an atomic wedgie. And the reason I'm NOT saying it is because YOU of all nerds don't need a reminder :)

How I want my ass to look 🩵🩵🩵

Sketch comm for: @isaacrat.bsky.social !

Possibly the nerdiest thing I've ever seen one of my friends do...

Happy World Otter Day! 🎉 Give a big and juicy fish to your local otter 🦦🐟

I'm getting kinda good at drawing on telegram and my relationship to Cookie Run Kingdom is so new and already so normal

my d&d guy is a green Mage who specializes in summoning off-Leash pitbulls from the doggy day care dimension . and using him is not politics

El Mastodon is not only strong, he wants everyone to see it. No matter how strong, big or mean his opponent may be, he will come out on top He might be too cocky for his own good... But he loves the banter and showing off 🐗💪 🎨: @soradezwolfox.bsky.social Tusk is looking SPECTACULAR tysm 😩💦

Gotta remember to keep your @ursanity.bsky.social well flossed and silly for their health

Necessary context: @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social makes a lot of fucking puns and 🎨🎨 @foxmanrox.bsky.social is a fantastic artist! Super honored to see myself in his style!

A big thank you to @dotx3-ad.bsky.social, @badluckmurphy.bsky.social, and @cocoashes.bsky.social for cheering me up the other weekend :) Unfortunately, these trainers would rather eat Pokémon than battle them xD

never trust something fluff or alex gives you. it might be a cursed item! don't be like this nerd kitty and get your butt flossed.

New adopt✨ PLEASE RT⏰ A kangaroo dweeb up for 💲7⃣0⃣✨ DM if interested, P@ypal only! NO holds or trades!✨

Not to be gay but I'd like to set some time aside to give a (preferably loud) nerd an atomic wedgie and eat him out. Feel like seeing toes curl is all

@akabuckaroo.bsky.social Really did make such an adorable Ram boy to break in. After a long night of 'lessons' he now makes for the model servant in the empire of the Bear~

10 Wedgie

I love it I love it I love it I love it!!!!

Bear on bear violence Revenge art I made for @goobingoober.bsky.social #wedgie #bears

@badluckmurphy.bsky.social is so freaking nice! Don't get me wrong; he'll tear you in half by your undies in a heartbeat Still nice though xD

the posters who are secretly scrutinized & mocked in all group chats, the lost souls doomed to perform their most hilarious bits over & over

✨️✨️Your month your wedgie✨️✨️ Jan - Atomic Feb - Atomic Mar - Atomic Apr - Atomic May - Atomic Jun - Atomic Jul - Atomic Aug - Sloppy make out wedgies optional fucking ravage some dude's mouth and make him twitch in your arms Spt - Atomic Oct - Atomic Nov - Atomic Dec - Atomic

I've come so close to seeing a lot of my online buddies' cute faces... but those damn atomic wedgies get in the way 😔 nerds find the cleverest ways to stay faceless, I swear 🩵✨️

Today's my boyfriend's birthday and also I got to 400 followers. Hell yeah. Look at my tits and know I like you. This is an order.

Just mopping the floors like a good maid...

Following up with a little mini story I wrote for my friend @dannyboi-nsfw.bsky.social www.furaffinity.net/view/6068958...

@dotx3-ad.bsky.social. decided to drop in on my new nesting grounds out here, and so what kind of host would I be if I didn't show them some moth hospitality ~

New adopt✨ PLEASE RT⏰ A cat dork up for 💲7⃣0⃣✨ DM if interested, P@ypal only! NO HOLDS OR TRADES✨

Wanted to welcome in a new bear artist on DA that we snapped up into the fold. So what better way to do that then pinning them up by their whites and strapping weights to their ankles to really make sure they feel the burn~

there has never been a better time to join the "Hit the Guardrail at 80 mph and flip your Tesla on Purpose" movement

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Tryna have this guy gone asap so I can handle a small payment

You wanna be my spotter? The job comes with a free chewtoy or facemask at the end of the session 😁🩵 @knight.hyper.wang amazing work!!!! Thank you!

Surprise for my friend @dannyboi-nsfw.bsky.social. Reo caught him sniffing around and thought it was time to have a little fun >:) Art by @artsydragon.bsky.social

Some gartic phone doodles that I love

I’m willing to take 4️⃣ c0mms like these, but know there will be a wait! Please consider and dm if interested! It’s 💲6️⃣0️⃣ for one character, 💲4️⃣0️⃣ each additional!