@badluckmurphy.bsky.social "Hey Jayden, why didn't you tell me yesterday was your birthday?" Murphy chuckled, his snake tail hissing with excitement. I backed away slowly, my voice struggling to articulate well "I-I made a post earlier, I-I’m sure you could've-" "Turn around..." Murphy demanded.

Your boss is real busy today so he pulls out his trusty sticky notes. "Stretch this" on your waistband "Twist" on your left nipple "Pinch" on your right One on your forehead that says "Now swirly" and on top of it one that says "Noogie this" so one reveals the next. He covers your body in tasks...

Smash cookies

Well... I got my x-rays back... Yeah, uncurable. They say it's in my bones now 🤘😔

“Enter my domain~” Gift for @kiraak.bsky.social

Me encanta me encanta me encanta Thanks again, dude this is amazing!!

Happy New Year! Celebrating with my first YCH, an RPG kind of thingy $15 Halfbody (5 slots), with patterned nametag, any character, any pose to make up the party $30 Fullbody (1 slot), with patterned nametag, any character, any pose to be the boss First come first served, please DM! Paypal please

I think 2026 is the year of trying to give Murphy more body hair. Thoughts?

Was fully a half baked idea meant to be done to @monkeycat9.bsky.social Demon dad character Leo in time for Chrimbas, but I'm not about to wait a whole nother year to make it season appropriate -w-;;

Just made something silly for you guys 👉👈💜

Listen, I get wedgies just like everyone, okay? You don't gotta get your panties in a twist about it. If I'm being honest Tail is a real jerk, he always knows when I'm not paying attention. You guys are lucky you're not attached to this dude Incredible work by @blushketeery.bsky.social

I will surely suffer no consequences doing this to @badluckmurphy.bsky.social

As you all know I'm normal as fuck, so I commissioned the great @madbunny.bsky.social to draw my hubby Nameless Stone Monster because despite the fact that he's only on screen one episode and dies (spoilers) there isn't a ton of wedgie art of him AND IT WAS CHRISTMAS FUCK YOU I DESERVE GIFTS TOO 😡

Man that’s deep com for @actualcatguy.bsky.social

The way you people draw asses relaly got me acting the hell up. Be worse at art fuck's sake...

Captive Prince #domasan #bondage model: @theprincejoshua.bsky.social

"This holiday season!" ✨ Nerd: 📱I can't talk right now mom, there's a scoop "He was a big city journalist..." Boss: I need a story about christmas in small towns STAT!! Nerd: 🙄 Really? *Gets brutally wedgied by boss* Nerd: I'LL FLY HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS!! I'M SORRY 😵‍💫 "But life got in the way"

"But I didn't bring you a present" bitch you're wearing it, turn around and 👏 let 👏 me 👏 wrap 👏 you Look at what the goat did! Aaaaaaaa 🩵🩵

Honestly same question

A big ol' Happy Holidays to all! Everyone's been so sweet and accepting and I'm so proud to know each and every one of ya :) I wanna draw everyone but this holiday season has been nuts x~x;; @badluckmurphy.bsky.social @stellatoasty.bsky.social @arcalionbehe.bsky.social @dotx3-ad.bsky.social

I mean at this point why not? Fuck it, maybe it works out for the better

Alfie this squirming is very unprofessional. Go limp sooner. Now! *yank* Let's go through your mistakes, shall we? 🤓 @goodquestion-awoo.bsky.social 🎨 @stellatoasty.bsky.social 🩵🩵🩵 (wet willy alt)

Burnout is real. The world rn ✨SUCKS✨ASS✨ no time to stretch your muse as thin as it will go for crumbs of validation. That bitch breaks. It won't be there when you actually need it. Rest, do art for you, kill your ignorers in your mind and... Uh... Oh right WEDGIE WEDGIE WEDGIE (phew, close one)

Here we see the fruits of the Lagomorph Infernum executing a new form of hunting tactic that combines both the traditional proclivity to Lepus magic, and Ursunidae tech drones

Been a while since I drew Gavin! Thought it'd be fun to draw him doing one of his hobbies instead of being a teacher.

I AM DOT THE DESTROYER and I shall be feared > \ \ \ < …. Tugging is @badluckmurphy.bsky.social …. #wedgie #furrywedgie #furryart

#Spanksgiving Day 21 Bullying "C-come on!" Was all that could be heard from a torent of spanks to Box's ass! It was his own personal bully Brad who had taken it upon himself to welcome in their latest transfer! He also wanted a memento from the occasion in the form of a video!! Anonymous Comm

Oh god I JUST realized most of You don't know how to read the upright exclamation point‼️‼️‼️ I will translate for my gringo buds: "Surprise! Sex orgy!" I will aim to be more inclusive in the future

¡Surprise! ¡Sex orgy!

A sensitive spine is such an underrated part of a nerd's anatomy Yeah, get hard when I make you say "wedgie" and give me a big ass and a panicked smile any day, but... If I run my fingers down your back and you whimper all cute before I even make it to the waistband you're kinda built for this 🩵

For anyone thinking of downloading this: (Credit: www.tumblr.com/lohboh/70879...)

I didn't watch the game awards but from my understand they announced a game about a badger who craves sex and nothing else...

🤣🤣🤣

Come and get it, candy bear butt being pulled and pummeled by the poundage! #wedgieart

Only one of you given me three characters to rate >:( I wanna playyyyyy

Kill bucky, wedgie cap (stress test his ass) and get by wolverine (love a feral canadian) Kill batman, wedgie superman (he'd take it well) get by the flash (the speed thing could give fun whiplash) Kill nick wilde (fuck cops), wedgie death (power move) and get by whoever that last guy is why not?

Hear me out. "Fuck, marry, kill" but it's "Give, get, kill" Three characters, people or things you'd like to give a wedgie to, get a wedgie from and downright murder. Leave some. I'll answer. Signed: your asexual pal Murpho

#TTRPG wrapped: Read a bit of the new dnd rules and got so mad I had to stop Was in some 5e games that died eventually. All other campaigns continue with no end in sight as per usual :)

Good morning 🐀🌲

Hey homies, if you read my comic please drop me a feedback on this lil form thing!! Feedback gives me a sense of direction and is really helpful. 🥹

Milk and Cookies 2025 - Before It seems like once again, reindeer across the world fall victim to their milk and cookie urges, and this one is no exception! www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/1763...

Bro I got boobs, pussy and vodka and I'm only barely into vodka 2026 is gonna suck

Listen, I'm a big guy and I'm a simple guy. If I find some twerp huffing my underwear I lovingly rip what he has on to shreads, slide my property up his cute twitchy legs (also my property) and give him arguably one of the easiest atomics to wear around all day! What I'm saying is go for it hehe

Tag your ship

Looks like Link told Sidon about a new game called; "Brat Taming" and apperently Sidon is pretty good at it for his first time! He also seems to enjoy it quiet a lot, I mean who wouldnt want to wedgie and spank that brat! Someone wont be able to sit down for a long while~ Art by; CherryS-12

sorry to put this again but im scraping by w/ gov declining my health benefits for half a year now. im not in a bad spot but few coins go far as i been on that oatmeal and pasta diet for a while now 😅 ko-fi.com/lewmzi

#spanksgiving Day 21: Bullying! Featuring @moon--13.bsky.social and @dunstonthelion.bsky.social ! Animated on patreon!

I think I would personally make out with him sloppy style so he has something else to focus on. It's the humane thing to do, most don't have my compassion