I need a big fat nose in there.

Low quality video, high quality farts.

As requested first by @majorbombs.bsky.social, a stretch test consisting of a "nice big front wedgie."

Fuck 🍆, Sniff 🐽, or Spank 👋🏼?

Did I do this trend correctly, or

What you see the moment before I start my 8-hour work day on my new favorite cushion.

Garlicky pizza farts. They smell A LOT worse than they sound 😈

Bros who aim their ass at you like this >

Do you wanna give it a whiff buddy?

You know what would be really romantic? A nice kiss on the cheek 😈

Who wants a wedgie? 😈

It genuinely smells like a locker room in my shorts. 🐽

It genuinely smells like a locker room in my shorts. 🐽

@majorbombs.bsky.social really knows exactly what buttons to push to get me all worked up and unable to do anything about it...

Rub your face in my sweaty chest and pits after a workout. I don’t need a towel boy. I need a towel, boy 😏

SUCH a good boy for me.

@majorbombs.bsky.social wanted me to "show him what a work wedgie looked like" today, so now I'm stuck in this wedgie for the rest of the workday. 😖

Any of you nerds gonna be at New York Comic Con this week/weekend? 🤓

What are you sniffing first?

Who wants to come watch this with me? I can’t find the remote.

*step*

POV: Your final moment before I spend a long Sunday watching football on your face.

POV: Your final moment before I spend a long Sunday watching football on your face.

Ripping ass makes me horny. Why does ripping ass make me horny?

Ripping ass makes me horny. Why does ripping ass make me horny?

I was at the dentist yesterday and the daddy (mid-50s probably) had the chair so low I was right next to his balls and 🥴🥴🥴 musky at FUCK boys. I definitely didn’t need any sedatives.

Garlicky pizza farts. They smell A LOT worse than they sound 😈

Push AND cardio in one day. I REEK. Sniff up my pheromones, boys 🐽

Push AND cardio in one day. I REEK. Sniff up my pheromones, boys 🐽

Pizza farts 🤢 Why don’t you filter them for me, bro?

Long day ahead - ask or tell me ANYTHING ngl.link/mjbomberboy

quote this post with a video that makes you think “damn i shoot huge loads” 😮‍💨 (Excuse the goony nerd mantra 🤣)

✅ Sweaty ✅ Hairy ✅ Gassy I love post-gym stink 😵‍💫

So something happened…

Accepting rubs.

What’s the best ass pic in your camera roll? (Maybe blue is my color)

Straight findoms who target gay men are sex hobos. In this essay, I will

This actually smelled really bad I had to walk away for a second 🤣 want it in your face next time buddy?

My “friend” (a mean bully) made me give myself a wedgie after a night out 🥲🤓

My “friend” (a mean bully) made me give myself a wedgie after a night out 🥲🤓

This actually smelled really bad I had to walk away for a second 🤣 want it in your face next time buddy?

New banner pic, courtesy of some of the most wedgieable boys at this last hot seat vegas... You might recognize the dorky butts of @trekkiebear.wedgiehaven.com and @cantmakemecry.bsky.social on the ends... the full pic really deserves to be seen, so I'm dropping it here, enjoy.

This is FUCKING HARROWING It feels like a waiting game for faceless entities to just sign a death sentence on your whole career.

If I made an OF (free) would guys be interesting in collabing for their own sites? 👀 been thinking about it for a while and now I’m dumb and horny enough to do it 😜

Who wants to come watch this with me? I can’t find the remote.

Really need a face in there. Anyone willing to sacrifice their sense of smell? 😈💨

Really need a face in there. Anyone willing to sacrifice their sense of smell? 😈💨

Charlotte, NC I am in you.

My pits stink. Wanna find out how bad?

My pits stink. Wanna find out how bad?