Who’s helping me unpack Gilbert’s Gayhouse?

Bummed that I’m too busy to post new nerd pics for yall but once you see the colors of the walls of the place I’m moving into, you’ll understand the wait for new nerd pics was worth it.

The higher the slacks, the closer to God

So excited to see folks at this event. I was unable to make it to the photoshoot but please enjoy a picture of your favorite tighty whiteys dork who will be hosting this new monthly event alongside a wonderful cadre of other tighty whitey pervs.

I love furry art but more people need to have humansonas (this post brought to you by my name not actually being Gilbert)

Ok but who is gonna be at Midwest Fur Fest

🌀 you want to come to this. You want to come to this so bad. You want me to choose your outfit for this 🌀

Ah finally. A perfect beach outfit.

The sun is up and yet there’s a full moon? Feel free to discuss any astronomical phenomena in the comments.

Officially reaching Crybaby levels of curly cuteness (and also my ass is still fat)

My butt is still this big btw

This is what I’d wear when you take me out for a daytime date at the fantastic Harold Washington Library in beautiful downtown Chicago.

Missed that I hit 2000 followers on here. That’s more than I ever had in my 8 or so years being active on Twitter. Thank you all so much for being horny for my weird little corner of the fetish world and I hope to keep confusing and enticing your libidos for years to come.

You never know what someone’s got going on underneath the surface

Hey bro, wanna come over and wear pocket protectors and ties and cuddle while you watch me play Final Fantasy Tactics?

The geek goes to the gala

Plaid Dad ™️

The messages I’ve been receiving lately… yall really wanna get dommed by a big butt chastity nerd (I do not blame you).

There’s room for two at this table btw

Even nerds get the blues.

Finally in my greased hair era 🙌

You’d look even cuter in a pocket protector

Your blind date shows up and he’s a nerd with a fat ass. What do you do?

Was on an intense work trip for the last five days so if anyone can post their most alluring photos that I missed below, that would be great

Off to engage in very mature behavior.

See you at @nerdsvsbullies.bsky.social !!

Who am I seeing this Sunday?

The higher the slacks, the closer to God

I need to make out with a man in glasses STAT

Sometimes a guy looks short but is tall. Outrageous.

Get yourself a nerd

Ask yourself if nerd life is right for you (🌀🌀it is, by the way🌀🌀)

Have not been feeling my best these past few days but happy to be the big butt chaste nerd of your dreams again.

To all the New York perverts asking me why there’s not a party like Nerds vs Bullies in New York, go to this!!!!

Been a while since I did one of those but tonight seems like a good night for it. Ask away!

Commands for gamers

Scientists didn’t think it was possible but they gave a nerd a fuckboy haircut, increasing YOUR crush on him. Locktober day 11/31

Gay nerd powers restored (not pictured: the rat tail in the back I’m curating for people to grab)

Happy #FCF (fettered cock Friday) to all my Locktoberians

Thank you to the big mean daddy who worked me over last night. Been way too long since I’ve been spanked like this.

I need a sugar daddy but he just buys me Stafford full cut briefs

Just another day in the life of a locked business dog… #locktober #suitedoctober #suitfetish #gaysuit #menatplay #pupplay #gaysuitandtie #suitedgay #suitedmen #teamlocked #tightywhities

Crazy to learn you can just dress however you want and just have fun. Locktober day 9.

Do any guys in letterman’s jackets wanna come over and let me smell their pits?

🚨 Did you know?! 🚨 Every guy you’ve ever seen in a tie was also in chastity?

I would be such a good cigar boy just saying

Been a while since I did one of those but tonight seems like a good night for it. Ask away!

But first… chastity

Sometimes a nerd can be a *little* yoked