Indeed just sent me an email saying my resume matched a barista position at a coffeehouse. Whose resume are you looking at?

they’re playing that episode of Martin where he got whooped by Tommy Hearns lmao

Unhealed people expect grace without accountability. That’s not maturity, that’s manipulation.

Samuel L Jackson is not no damn 77

Minnie Riperton.

Jazmine Sullivan

There's a Dutch proverb: what the heart is full of, the mouth will overflow with

I’d like a pastry.

I usually say hello to the group if I’m walking into a social setting. If I’ve had a couple of drinks then I’ll do the individual hello’s

What about one big wave and hello to the group?

“Tradition is just peer pressure from dead people” is a fucking BAR.

I done whooped so much ass in spades these niggas now want to play UNO lmaooooooooo

Only to stick pins in it

How else would Jake Paul learn that his mouth was writing a check his jaw couldn’t cash? Now let’s see how he recovers from this.

it truly was optional lmao

Just no words

Closeted biracials?

perfect description

Dinner

my first email address was an aol but I’ll never tell anyone that

20

The "Duck" in Avenida Place hotel, Barcelona, Spain

Rob Reiner: I'm going to make a coming of age drama, a fantasy adventure story, a romantic comedy, a psychological horror and then a courtroom drama. Us: Across your entire career? Reiner: In a 6 year period. Us: That sounds- Reiner: -Each one will be arguably the best movie in that genre.

twitter has been dead.

I’m mad about Rob Reiner. You have to be cautious of who you allow in your space, family and all.

i’m on the third episode of it’s florida, man and I refuse to believe any of this is true.

bish take that name down

ever seen a cross eyed cat?

did she make it

could’ve sworn she already had nudes out here

Dating someone who isn’t generous is a draining experience

Flewed ✈️

just looked up the nutritional information for peaches and they have absolutely nothing to offer. they good though

this heated steering wheel is working for me rn

😭

Every once in a while, I’ll be doing something alone and I think to myself… I would really enjoying sharing this with someone else.

what j cole do

been hooked on this

i really want to know the difference between the two and hybrid

ya mama

my coworker sent me a message on teams around 9pm last night. I should report her.

i don’t want to see jermaine jackson nor his hat anymore