"Gial?"

Each team should have to submit one urine sample after the hydration break. If it's yellow, he's sent off and the team plays a man down. Prove you're serious about water

The window of time between incident, meme and now think piece on the history of the meme has become shockingly compressed. www.nytimes.com/athletic/739...

OF MICE & MEN Not a dry eye in the house when Fozzy asks Kermit to tell him about the rabbits one more time.

I've made peace with stepping away from my screenwriting career and truly have no regrets except that I never walked into a meeting and pitched: It's The Purge but they have to bone.

Thierry Henry, Zlatan Ibrahimović and Alexi Lalas #USMNT

Tremendous first half from Mauricio Pochettino and the #USMNT

Hey, I need y'all to hit mute on the TV for 30 seconds and watch a clip of the most Scottish people I've ever seen coming into Boston.

My family's commentary moments into watching a movie I'm really excited about:

I loved this so much I drew it

Backrooms, you gotta live it every day Let the broken hearts stand as the price you've gotta pay Keep pushin' 'til it's understood And these backrooms start treating us good

Any St. Louis people know a good spot near the ballpark to watch the Champions League Final on Saturday?

Grogu! No!

Just because you're paranoid Don't mean they're not after you

The year is 1987 and I am at Dairy Queen eating ice cream out of a mini MLB batting helmet. The year is 2026 and I am wearing a cap with ice cream in a mini MLB batting helmet on it.

With the release of The Mandalorian and Grogu, we are going to see a big uptick in adoptions. As someone who works in Grogu rescue, I will remind you: when you adopt a Baby Yoda, you are committing to its 𝘧𝘶𝘭𝘭 𝘭𝘪𝘧𝘦𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘯. Grogus can live up to 900 years. They can also move shit around your apartment.

Basebro Name Generator

Put The White Album on for the first time in years and what an absolutely chaotic collection of music.

Watching Knicks fans take over Philadelphia while simultaneously reading @lukeepplin.bsky.social's book about how 76ers fans abandoned the team in the Dr. J era.

Nothing can prepare you for who's singing this National Anthem (via lpaulfranklin / TT)

"Google Drive messaged you"? Google Drive isn't a person. How the fuck did it do that? Can we set some boundaries for who and what we assign autonomy to?

#STLCards first round picks square off as Jake Woodford faces JJ Wetherholt.

If you're the bugle guy at Churchill Downs and you get fired, where do you go from there? Any other top jobs for bugle players?

Because all of life is a fading memory, as imagined as real, until we fade into the still waters of death. apple.news/AayI1GRWYQP6...

Ricky Horton (with the weariness of a man returning from war) "there's a lot of outs left for this Cardinals bullpen to get..."

This Weeks Onion Magazine: You’re Not Wrong, Babies Are Getting Worse: Enshittification Comes For A Once-Beloved Classic

Were the bitches in Snoop's living room going to be getting it on - nonstop - until six in the morning? Or were they CURRENTLY getting it on - then going to hang around watching TV or something - until six in the morning?

We need FEDERAL LEGISLATION outlining who exactly is allowed to use the term "Visionary Director" in movie marketing.

There was an arboretum across the street from my middle school, and that is universally where fights that started at school would be planned/resumed/concluded. It was not uncommon to hear one kid shout at another "ARBORETUM - AFTER SCHOOL!"

LeBron and Bronny James.

Ryne Stanek putting on an absolute clinic in why you should look at K% and not K/9. #STLCards

The eyeline match in these Rocket Money commercials is infuriating.

This Mets team is upsettingly bad.

Drop your crime fighting Catholics

Drop your crime-fighting Catholics

I've got a particularly aggressive spammer who has been calling me for months and at this point, I think the easiest thing to do would be to fake my own death and start a new life overseas.

Your dog is going to react the same if you come home from a trip to CVS as it will if you return from outer space.

The phrase "quantity over quality" comes to mind. #STLCards

Show me a better film about the myth and the lie of America oh wait you can't because it doesn't exist.

My Reminders app when I tell it to: Schedule Saturday showtimes tomorrow

"Food City 500" sounds like the name of a race in a Pixar movie they insist is not commentary on how fat and stupid Americans are.

Me:

They brought back This Week in Baseball! They kept the music and graphic design. 💯 #MLB How about that? youtu.be/mp6M4W1u8m0?...

Team is down 3 points, 0.001 seconds on the clock. COLLEGE BASKETBALL ANNOUNCER: You don't necessarily need a three here.

Hanging out with Charles Barkley, Sam Jackson and Jennifer Garner looks fucking awful. #MarchMadness

Way more large Spaniards in college basketball than I would have assumed. #MarchMadness

Tonight from the Coors Field scoreboard: