He said it didn't work, but it did work, so I give you: Yakety Sax.

Will treating my winter depression now interfere with my late summer / fall depression?

Reds currently up 4-1 over the Mets on aggregate

One Battle After Another letterboxd.com/letterben/fi...

The ways we don't know how to evaluate catchers continue to evolve.

Every time I'm asked to provide pronunciation for my name, this is what I send, and I have no idea if anyone has ever appreciated the reference: Go - Dar, like you're cheering on legendary stuntman Dar Robinson.

SE7EN can't be 30 years old I went to see it with my girlfriend in high school

Happy Ba-Dee-Ya to those who celebrate.

It’s their day today 🎶🕺🏻

I love how like five people in this pic are clapping.

“The FCC decided all by itself that radio and television were the only two parts of American life not protected by the free speech provisions of the First Amendment to the Constitution. I’d like to repeat that because it sounds vaguely important.” - George Carlin in 1988

Idiocracy (2006) dir. by Mike Judge

Vikings Coach Kevin O'Connell looks like the first guy your sister dates after the divorce.

#STLCards starting 3 catchers at the same time. Mo has reached his final form.

what the fuck happened last night

My son this morning, doing Jeff Goldbloom in Jurassic Park Voice: "The Bears, uh... find a way."

Mr. Trump treats objects like women, man.

Motherfucker poured a concrete pad and bought some patio furniture at Menards.

To all my St. Louis followers, because Anthony Becht coaches the Battlehawks, you are all honorary fans of Rocco Becht and Iowa State. Welcome to #CyclONE nation.

KPop Demon Hunters has the same plot as Tribute by Tenacious D.

Did I at least get "Leonard Bernstein" right?

Unsportsmanlike conduct, ejection and torn knee ligament on the first play of the NFL season we are so back baby.

I can't understand why fascism is on the rise with such feeble resistance. I wonder where people are getting their news?

Testing this new GIF feature:

Actually, Frankenstein is a doctor success at the Venice film festival

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

If this all inspires more people to watch Death of Stalin, worth it.

Oh to have seen Harry Knowles attempt this

Big news - the Cardinals are promoting that AAA infield prospect we've all been excited about.

May need to divide my Memes folder into sub folders. Approaching @bookowl.bsky.social territory. Developing.

Can’t believe the sporpsball people are talking about WEEK 0 and not the WEAK ZERO in the freakin White House

The sheer number of Google logins I possess will surely be used against me if I am ever on trial for fraud.

The version of myself that I present to my therapist is really making some progress.

Post a non-religious photo you think of as holy.

It is the dawning of the Age of Bloom, but when will #ChaimTime actually start for the #STLCards? We talk: 🌅 Waning days of the Runway Campaign ⚾️ Minor league pitching 🔥 Yadi's future 🤔 2026 changes cardinalsoffday.substack.com/p/118-when-w... & youtu.be/dtwWMZUIZNs?...

Me to everyone who wrote Oli Marmol puff pieces last week now that the #STLCards lost the season series to the Rockies:

#STLCards lose the season series to the Rockies challenge.

I understand why the "men will... rather than go to therapy" meme exists but worth noting there are plenty of women driving around with a bumper sticker that says like "Beautiful Disaster" and thinking "well, that's that. Buyer beware."

Bluesky life hack: Mute the phrase "reminder that" to significantly reduce smug assholes in your timeline.

#STLCards get Maddux'd by the Rockies challenge.

"Who needs a landscape architect? We'll just hire a contractor."

The Des Moines Fox affiliate has cut away from the #STLCards \ Cubs game for Chiefs preseason football.

Bluesky when you make a joke