This is spectacular.

Has any movie about how stand up comics are crying on the inside ever been good?

Merriam-Webster’s human editors have chosen ‘slop’ as the 2025 Word of the Year.

After serving these iconic looks in Glass Onion, Benoit Blanc wears just one outfit for all of Wake Up Dead Man? static0.cbrimages.com/wordpress/wp...

Best genre of Xmas song is I Walked in on Santa or Possibly My Parents Doing Some Kind of Cosplay Sex Thing

Forgot to post my Bluesky word cloud but the #STLCards playing a shit game definitely sums up the last year.

He looks like a local mattress salesman who only pays for commercial airtime after 10 PM.

"It's 106 miles to Fossanova Abbey, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark... and we're wearing sunglasses."

Trying to casually end the conversation after asking the other person out and getting a hard no.

"My work here is done."

Plaxico Burress just walked into The Canister Club on this Monsters Inc. Monday Night Football broadcast.

Decided to give Breath of the Wild a shot during my long recovery from surgery. Maybe I played too much GTA back in the day, but I keep waiting for one of these little elves to send me to rob a drug dealer or something.

Actually I'm not upset at all.

Eyes Wide Shut but replace Tom Cruise with Tim Robinson

This World Cup Draw Show is the eeriest shit I have ever seen. Vibes in the room absolutely horrific. Doo Wop (That Thing) still bangs though.

If we're going to platform these NFL Rules Analysts we also need to hear from a Citizen's Review Board.

REMINDER that if you don't call this the Murphy Statue you are complicit in the dehumanizing work of Omni Corp.

Sideline reporter asks Alcorn State coach what his message is to his team, down 65-28 to Iowa State at halftime.

They should do MyChart Wrapped

It's December which means it's time to post the generic Hallmark version of "All I Want For Christmas Is You" that the kids are calling "probably not legally actionable"

Lane Kiffin is the Donald Trump of college football coaches, and my friends that's saying something.

Two Chicago Greats

My memes folder is getting a little unwieldy. May need to organize. Cannot even imagine the folder substructure @bookowl.bsky.social must already have in place.

ACAB includes NFL rules analysts.

Chihiro from SPIRITED AWAY is the most millennial-coded character in fiction: - forced to beg in order to get worst job in the entire universe - incompetent at work due to being coddled by pig boomer parents - immediately starts dating her manager - quits after two days to move back home

Post a famous bathroom scene

May need to go back to being Catholic now that we have Cinema Pope. So we say "and also with your spirit" now? Is that right?

Gun to my head I could not tell you how many teams are in the Big Ten.

It's odd that the thumbs-up has become the universal sign players make being carted off the field and announcers call it a "good sign," when it was made famous by Mike Utley, who was paralyzed.

One Big Beautiful Bill.

There are a lot of ways Mark Epstein could have responded to this query, including saying nothing at all, and “Bubba is not Bill Clinton” is absolutely not the one I expected.

They expect to find one of us in the wreckage, brother.

Seals AND Crofts? In this economy?

What's something that was ubiquitous for the first half of your life but now is virtually extinct, like land lines or Aerosmith?

There are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio, than are dreamt of in your philosophy.

Ah yes the famously welcoming to people of color U.S. housing market

Making a list of my favorite R.E.M. songs about rivers in Ohio and I think I've decided my favorite is Cuyahoga.

I hope the Epstein Files finally come out so we can know once and for all if Donald Trump - a man charged by countless women of sexual misconduct and found civilly liable for rape, who also used campaign funds to pay off a porn star - is a sexual deviant.

Weird Science Bachelor Party Doc Hollywood Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise

Jim Croce was such a good singer, he could start a song with "like the pine trees lining the winding road, I've got a name..." and nobody would even question that nothing is LESS likely to have a name than a bunch of pine trees on some back road.

The MCUification of everything has convinced people that films need to cater to internet weirdos who demand everything be connected.

NEWS OUTLETS: "Trump has announced..." WHAT TRUMP ACTUALLY DID:

Editor: You get those AI photos for these Facebook ads? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin horrifying just like you asked. Editor: what

Imagine if Kendrick Lamar wrote a diss track about Drake…..and made him *sing* on it. That’s fucking Rumours

The dream of the '90s is alive in Jiyugaoka De Aone