Oh God, how did I forget that amadán!

I'm all for road safety but you could have every cyclist in the land wearing a full suit of Christmas lights and drivers fucking around on their phones will still knock them down

Name it after the youngfella who tweets about planes

lmao

I guess I now have to do a thread on shoes in ancient Mesopotamia in response to this (which happens to be from one of my favourite accounts). I’m not an archaeologist, nor do I really know anything about shoes, but let’s go on this journey together.

Lemass?

The residents of Ranelagh are still raging that they lost the War of Independence

What a wonderful President we have. #translivesmatter #transrightsarehumanrights

My guy, Enron said it wasn't like Enron.

Adding this link because people seem to doubt the story. Ms Fisher was indeed a badass! www.theguardian.com/film/2017/oc...

Google Translate, you big eejit!

A paper for a class of intelllectually and morally decrepit suburbanised peasants.

Fáilte go dtí an réabhlóid, Óglach Sionnach.

Once again, we are way too relaxed about the fact that "shooting Irish people is good actually" is a mainstream political position on the neighbouring island.

I mentioned earlier that they chew on Nile Crocodiles - I wasn't kidding, baby Hippos use them as teething rings since the texture of their scales is satisfying to gum. Just this 12' long razor-toothed archosaur, sitting there going "stay calm, Clarence, you survived the asteroid, you can do this."

Gay Byrne Celebratory Late Late Show Departure CallCard

Ok but this is totally something Charlotte Church would do

*sigh* newly renovated €7m park in Cork and they do this. "Where should we put the screws?". "Into the Irish text, be grand".

When I was under 1, my dad was arrested in the UK. As was the standard procedure, he had the beating of his life and was left on a cell floor to reflect on the errors of his ways. He got 3 years in a max security jail. One of the men arrested with him died on hunger strike.

I think the real tragedy about people being interested in what Peter Thiel has to say is it shows that there's a sizeable group of men who've never experienced being cornered at a party by a guy off his gourd on drugs spewing shite

I love the Dropkick Murphys because "Irish-American" + "gen X" + "punk rocker who's been at it for 30 years" should be the formula for the most racist guy alive but instead Ken Casey is constantly giving interviews where he's like "fascists are demons from hell and that's where they belong"

Man Just Going To Assume Apartment Has Functional Carbon Monoxide Detector Somewhere https://theonion.com/man-just-going-to-assume-apartment-has-functional-carbo-1819575839/

Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow

This is legitimately insane.

when will the lesson finally get learned? #cloudflare

Am I reading this wrong? Doesn't this binary imply that the status quo is imprundent?

Gerry Hutch has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

Why were Irish workers considered lazy in 1847? Yep, too much free food.

Step 1: stop using AI Step 2: you don't need any other steps

We said we wanted to 'provide a choice' we never said it would be a better one.

I've lived in some houses that have been converted into multiple flats and I cant stress how dysfunctional and uncomfortable they are. Forgetting issues like space and privacy, you don't just double or triple the strain on a building's water, sewerage and energy needs without issues. #spéirgorm

Love this so much. 💜

There's a bill to ban hunting foxes with packs of dogs coming before the dail on Dec 17th. Fuck 'rural pursuits' sign and share and contact your FF, FG, and SF TDs and tell them to support the ban my.uplift.ie/petitions/pe...

A great time to remind everyone that the largest landlord in the Gaeltacht is now a British company letting Airbnbs.

Our language was rooted out of our country by our colonisers in a specific effort to LITERALLY make us less Irish and more like them instead. If YOU feel less Irish take it up with THEM!!! Not the people reviving it!!

That is not a tiny snail to him. I would also look like that if I saw a snail the size of a German shepherd.

Every marketing team in Ireland right now. #COYBIG

Troy Parrott, you absolute beauty.

your dead AI mother loves you so much ❤️

Open AI loses copyright case in Germany. Judge Elke Schwager summarized the case saying that if you want to build something and need components, "then you purchase them and do not use the property of others."

Mass killings investigation in Sudan will hold culprits to account, vows UN

Housing should be free and we should be, at minimum, compensated for commutes to and from work.

For #FossilFriday & in honor of @alinemghilardi.bsky.social & colleagues' fantastic discovery of a new Cretaceous pterosaur in Brazil in a dinosaur regurgitalite ("fossil vomit"), here's a diagram I made for my book 'Dinosaurs Without Bones' (2014) showing the physics of a puking brachiosaur. 🧪🦕🤮🪨

Puffins have been found nesting on a Co Antrim nature reserve for the first time in 25 years

Lookit...I'm just sayin...just doesn't feel like a coincidence is all. #COYBIG #Ireland #Leftie #Speirgorm #VoteLeft