the president wont see your posts making fun of how he's looking these days but your friends whose skin seems to be sloughing off in wet discolored chunks as the psychic weight of their craven wretchedness becomes manifest will

Twitter had Milkshake Duck. Bluesky has Musicology Duck.

The whole Trump presidency really is just: - Trump says he will do something insane - Half the world freaks out and the other half explains he didn’t really mean it. - Trump does the insane thing he said - Repeat

It would be nice if the most powerful man in the world and the worst man in the world were different people

The thing that makes you an artist is making art, not that you make money doing it.

Cuomo is moving to Florida! So many people are gonna leave NYC! So many cops are gonna quit! Let’s party!

If three billionaires went into a restaurant where everyone in America was eating, they could buy everyone a $6 meal and still have a billion left over. If Elon Musk alone went into the same restaurant he could buy everyone a $100 dinner every night for a month and still have a billion dollars left.

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I need to play more Blue Prince

Fun Fact: answering a spam call (or a spam text) marks your number as active and will likely result in more spam calls.

Don’t Trust the B was SO GOOD!

Technically I redeemed The Orange Box like a year before this. Plants vs Zombies was a good purchase, I knew what was up!

Subway Sandwiches has the opportunity to redeem a LOT of their brand by paying for the legal defenses of the guy who threw the Footlong at the Secret Police.

This post governs my commander deck building philosophy.

Beloved non-playable character from Brutal Legend, Ozzy Osbourne, has passed away at 76.

FINAL RESULT of the New York City election: Mamdani: 56.0%. 545,334 votes (+99069 over first-round). Cuomo: 44.0%, 428,530 votes (+53493 over first-round). Mamdani wins by 12 percentage points.

“I need graphics but I’m not a graphic designer so I used AI”Here’s the thing about AI in game design: Ultimately you, the game developer, are an artist asking us to experience the art you made. If you use AI you are stealing from other artists to make your art. You’re a hypocrite and a traitor.

*Democratic Party hastily commissions a study to figure out why so many people preferred the attractive, energetic, charismatic guy with the fun name to the disgraced vampire*

I do not like AI in Slack I do not like AI on Mac I do not like AI in Zoom I don’t want AI in my room I do not want ChatGPT — please stop, AI, and leave me be! I don’t want AI here, or there; I don’t want AI anywhere! (… okay, okay — had to Seuss it, sorry 😇)

Cut my life into pieces Spending the weekend at Mort’s

Welcome again, Sultan of the Eleven Months 🏳️‍🌈🙏🏻🏳️‍⚧️

The Last Jedi is the best Star Wars movie

Does Pokemon TCG have special artsy energy cards the way MTG has full art lands?

Pet food

The guy that made Mythic Spoiler made Blue Prince?!

Minor Blue Prince Spoiler: People think there’s a time limit because Sinclair says you must find room 46 “in a timely manor” but he’s talking about the house: a mansion that’s ephemeral. It’s literally a “timely manor”

exile: does anyone want anything from the store kreia: the arrogance to consider the store will have "anything" astounds exile: ok does anyone else want anything from the store mandalore: i require a coke, to ensure performance in battle kreia: actually i will also have a coke

If I wanted people to know I was the good guy, when I asked a robot to draw muscle-y pictures of myself, I would simply not have had it give me a red lightsaber.

Me every Sunday (I’m a teacher)

lol, the optimism of thinking he’s gonna leave

If you are in line to attack Elon Musk STAY IN LINE!

This is true but also Jurassic Park is not about zoo security or how dinosaurs are scary, it’s about the consequences of capitalists spitting in the face of nature for profit.

I got tickets to the play that was made specifically for me, the nerd who can quote all of both Bill and Ted and Waiting for Godot from memory.

JD Vance Killed the Pope, and any newspaper that spins it another way is state sponsored propaganda.

This is the most insane thing ever. It feels like it was made for me specifically, a human being who can quote both Godot and Bill and Ted from beginning to end purely from memory.

Initially read the first priority as “Musk Ban” and was all “Oh damn, Hochul gets it!” She doesn’t get it.

This is how my friends and I ate lunch and dinner every single goddamn day in our college dining hall.

Here you go. Everyone should read this. www.nytimes.com/2025/02/23/h...

I cannot wait to point at my cards and say: “Behold!…A dragon!”

Monster Train 2! Monster Train 2! Monster Train 2! www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrgU...

This whole notion is bullshit, but even accepting the premise, a person whose sole qualification is just “can interface with a LLM” would be: - Not paid a living wage - Not working full time (no insurance) - Very easy to replace if they asked for a raise.

WHAT

- racist DOGE guy (redundant) canned - federal judge upholds birthright citizenship - another judge blocks voluntary resignation - NY state going to court over treasury business - patel put on ice for at least a week

Anyhow, I try to find small, concrete things to do so I can avoid panicking, so right now, that small thing is buying cookies from transgender Girl Scouts. As a bonus, I will also have cookies.

LIVE TO SEE THEM DIE

I’ve never donated to Wikipedia before but I set up a small monthly donation as a fuck you to the world’s richest psychopath.

Tired: There is another Q train immediately behind this one. Wired: Patience, for what follows is not overfleshed. T: Please stand clear of the closing doors. W: Behold! The orifice seals!

I bet it comes out the same day as Wicked Part 2

I’ve been awake ever since.