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Maybe it was an honest mistake and they got the exchange rate wrong between GBP and Russian Rubles

My attendance record in the European Parliament was the 4th worst out of 751 MEPs, yet I managed to turn up to vote AGAINST plans to tackle Russian misinformation. Thankfully this is of no interest to the media.

Sorry, which party do they think is centrist in this scenario? www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025...

It’s been a year to the day we bought (and then didn’t, for reasons we still don’t fully know) InfoWars. We’re still trying. In the year since, we built The Onion into one of the biggest newspapers in the United States. I’m so proud of this place. I’m proud we do hard stuff. Thank you for caring.

Read this carefully 🤣🤣 thanks @suewilson91.bsky.social for sharing ot

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE SECOND INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE OVER ZOOM TO MEET MORE OF THE TEAM UNFORTUNATELY, YOU HAVE NOT BEEN SUCCESSFUL ON THIS OCCASION, BUT WE HOPE YOU'LL APPLY FOR FUTURE POSITIONS WITH THE VAMPIRE

So now he's dead and can't gain from it, can we listen to Lost Prophets again?

Did they turn his mic off?

Biology Department xkcd.com/3140/

I won’t be asking for extra salt and vinegar again.

Nigel Farage is a Trumper. And we in the USA are under siege by his authoritarian regime. As we have learned, and as the UK & allies know from WWII, fascism can only be defeated by a UNITED opposition across borders & issues.

"Late Evening" - my oil painting

Jesus Christ guys, have a LITTLE pride in yourselves

Don't let the door hit you, Graham

Ben Jennings on Wes Streeting and free speech – cartoon www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

So it turns out Wes Streeting endorses the violent harassment of 17 yo girls. Sounds like a vote winner

Graham Linehan ‘relentlessly’ posted abuse about trans teenager, court told

Let’s see what the ethics adviser says, but maybe instead of all this jumping up and down, now would be a good time to discuss how we look after disabled children and build a more caring country.

There doesnt seem to be any bald people about any more. Where you guys at?

The new ICE song by Jesse Welles nails it. ICE isn’t recruiting heroes, it’s recruiting the bitter, the rejected, the ones desperate for a badge to cover their failures. Losers with power become the most dangerous kind. (c/o Caroline Codsi)

This made me laugh a lot more than it should have

Only gone and blumming dislocated my finger. Popped back in okay but never dislocated anything prior to now and it was a little odd seeing a part of you bend in a way you've never bent it before

Does anyone know of any fundraisers for the people who have been wrongfully arrested for peacefully protesting in support of PA?

August 2025 - wallpaper pack for free! Go to the link in the comments and (hopefully) enjoy! #pixelart

I mean.... Yeah, pretty much this "Have flowers sent to my wife" was always an on-the-nose shorthand for someone who had allowed their desire for success to cloud their familial responsibilities Why are people so happy to lean into it for interpersonal communication?

"Father, why is there no water in the taps?" "Son, we spent it all on making photographs that look like something else when you squint"

So she's saying a culturally appointed "innate" aspect of her being can change, that despite being labelled Nigerian at birth she is more comfortable with being British and would like others to treat her as such? Interesting. www.theguardian.com/politics/202...

Maths

Not sure what that pink sausage is doing but it doesn't look like the yellow sausage is into it

Does anyone know how to get in touch with Simon Jenkins? I need to tell him to fuck off www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

Okay it's on Patreon now, have fun

What the actual fuck Tescos?!?

The #Jezzarah party www.yourparty.uk now has twice the membership of Reform. This is the Left. Starmer and Farage are simply splitting the Right... www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/hal...

I never get a lollipop at the hairdressers any more no matter how still I sit 😞

✨ A Sprinkle of JoyousJoyness ✨ It's kinda perfect. Have a JoyousJoyfulJoyness day! #happy #dance #dog #cute #joyousjoyness

But if there's no list, then he's not threatened anybody

The reason I found out I had AuDHD was because all my friends are autistic and/or ADHD and they got together to tell me

I feel terrified just looking at them

Hey, look, they named a pizza after you

Things wrong like labelling legitimate protesters terrorists and planning to freeze pensioners in their homes? Maybe kill a few disabled people? I honestly think they should be agonising a bit more.

Damaging a plane isn't terrorism. Arresting innocent people for protesting against their government assisting genocide has a lot more of the smell of terrorism about it.

Lol

There hasn’t been a more successful false advertising campaign since Sunny Delight turned that girl orange.