Eating this so I can eat tacos and pizza all week. That’s how this works.

Still raging, and now I have pink eye?!

Almost everyone on my team is sick. 🤒 Whatever we caught in Austin is brutal.

I guess that'll be easy, since I caught the sore throat/cough that everyone had. 🆒🙄

Home! Gonna need about 3 years to recover from work socializing. ✌️

AUS ✈️ BWI 👋

Cinnamon Toast Crunch fried ice cream 👀💦

lil babby vegan tacos for dinner

Hi Austin! 👋 *steps outside for 2 seconds* 🥵 💀

Bleh, hate flying. BWI ✈️ AUS

I'll be in Austin next week for work. Unfortunately, literally all of my time will be spoken for with meetings and dinners. Will have to come back when it's not hot as balls and actually see people!

The kids are correct.

i'm at the civil war i'm at the great depression i'm at the combination civil war great depression

🤯 so good!!!

No new pics where you at mentally

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Looks like I'll be in Austin for work in a few weeks! Kinda doubt I'll have time to see anyone, but I'll try!

Went to Baltimore on wplace out of curiosity

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No cheating, post your lock screen! Been the same for years.

🚨NEW TAME IMPALA🚨 youtu.be/ulkdUfItyxI?...

Oh! I guess this explains the film crew that was here in December! youtu.be/F6t-h68UuhI?...

thank you assbutt

My favorite Black Sabbath song. RIP Ozzy youtu.be/nUb0QaDjP78?...

Got some major company-wide kudos at work. Nice to know that my ideas and work are appreciated! *wag!* Needed that.

I hope this trend continues. Baltimore is a great city, and I really wanna see it prosper.

Meanwhile, on Twitter…

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Maroon 5 - Moves Like Jagger

ALMOST!!! These online races are so chaotic! 😂

The amount of cleanup everyone on staff and amazing volunteers is doing, in the con spaces and outside, is NUTS. Come on yall, please clean up your trash! This has been such a problem in recent con years. We must respect our places and the environment!

Friend code! 🐶❤️

Hyper Pipe…

Oh hey

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Finally!

Finally home!

Welcome to Buc-ee’s. I love you.

BNA 🚘 BWI They messed up my rental car reservation so I used that as an excuse to leave early 👋✌️

BWI ✈️ BNA jfc it’s hot

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Humidity made my smoke detector go off several times this morning. Grumpy dog.

Damn, what a perfect song

Chatted with Jared Leto about music and movies for a bit. Forgot that he'd just won an Oscar and awkwardly congratulated him as the elevator doors closed.

Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.

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