What a great day for finding out that a lot of things people thought were conspiracies are actually backed up by emails that are like hey pedo, let us pedo together in pedoland on the second day of the pedo month

(millennial approaching 40 voice) Yeah, it was us young people that got Mamdani elected.

genuinely beautiful that new york elected a muslim lefty mayor the same day that dick cheney died

A proposal 💍 [ #art #commissions ]

fursuit head stolen out of my car. if anyone in the Baltimore City area happens to find it please let me know.

someidiotwithawrench Dalton Dreihaus

Hey @lioneltoy.bsky.social curious if you’ve tried these yet!

Happy to report that the new Magdalena Bay is 🔥🔥🔥 youtu.be/TD-F2J5nCa8?...

Multiple people at work have commented that they don't really know anything about me. I forget how guarded I am sometimes. Stray dog personality. Friendly when approached, but doing my own thing.

Protect the Portland frog at all costs 💪

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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.

Found him!

Eating this so I can eat tacos and pizza all week. That’s how this works.

Still raging, and now I have pink eye?!

Almost everyone on my team is sick. 🤒 Whatever we caught in Austin is brutal.

I guess that'll be easy, since I caught the sore throat/cough that everyone had. 🆒🙄

Home! Gonna need about 3 years to recover from work socializing. ✌️

AUS ✈️ BWI 👋

Cinnamon Toast Crunch fried ice cream 👀💦

lil babby vegan tacos for dinner

Hi Austin! 👋 *steps outside for 2 seconds* 🥵 💀

Bleh, hate flying. BWI ✈️ AUS

I'll be in Austin next week for work. Unfortunately, literally all of my time will be spoken for with meetings and dinners. Will have to come back when it's not hot as balls and actually see people!

The kids are correct.

i'm at the civil war i'm at the great depression i'm at the combination civil war great depression

🤯 so good!!!

No new pics where you at mentally

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Looks like I'll be in Austin for work in a few weeks! Kinda doubt I'll have time to see anyone, but I'll try!

Went to Baltimore on wplace out of curiosity

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No cheating, post your lock screen! Been the same for years.

🚨NEW TAME IMPALA🚨 youtu.be/ulkdUfItyxI?...

Oh! I guess this explains the film crew that was here in December! youtu.be/F6t-h68UuhI?...

thank you assbutt

My favorite Black Sabbath song. RIP Ozzy youtu.be/nUb0QaDjP78?...

Got some major company-wide kudos at work. Nice to know that my ideas and work are appreciated! *wag!* Needed that.

I hope this trend continues. Baltimore is a great city, and I really wanna see it prosper.

Meanwhile, on Twitter…

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ALMOST!!! These online races are so chaotic! 😂

The amount of cleanup everyone on staff and amazing volunteers is doing, in the con spaces and outside, is NUTS. Come on yall, please clean up your trash! This has been such a problem in recent con years. We must respect our places and the environment!

Friend code! 🐶❤️

Hyper Pipe…

Oh hey