The fun buried lede in the A24 story is Google accidentally projecting how shitty and useless they think their own product is because I'm not an accountant, but generally if your product is Good you don't have to PAY YOUR CUSTOMERS $75 million fucking dollars to try to invent a use case for it 🤪

LP GOD I miss those characters. I've been consumed with work and school and a variety of miserable shit and uggghhhhhh I wanna go baaaaaaaack lol There will certainly be sequels coming. 😵‍💫😈🦦🐺😌

well,

If you smoke in a rental car I hope you get carpenter ants 🤗

"stop giving your time to people who benefit from you being miserable"

Selling on depop is GREAT, my two favorite things are constantly being flagged for "selling sexual services" by their garbage AI moderation software, AND making sales at the worst possible timing imaginable 🤣😂 but truly, where else am I going to make $6??? 😳

blacktip reef shark character ref sheet commission done for @unstablebill.bsky.social

oOps I'm wrote sober and editing drunk! UHOH

Spent 3 hours in Salesforce trying to locate and then recreate a report I HAVE A LINK FOR because apparently when someone is laid off their reports are sent to The Bad Place and no one bothered to make the archive SEARCHABLE but super excited that the Slackbot AI can tell me I'm a golden retriever:)

Customer service in 2026

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ God what I would give for more creators to actually care about hearing impaired people 🥹 Dan rules.

boston tea party

"Drone" by @unstablebill.bsky.social takes a kink I have a certain fondness for and builds a psychological thriller out of it. This one's VERY explicit. furplanet.com/shop/item.as...

Ah, lesson learned: when the insurance asks "is the car drivable" they don't mean "did you make it home?", they mean, "are you comfortable driving all over creation, including to a business meeting, with a car covered in deer blood, chasing off coyotes until we figure our siht out in a week or two?"

draw your fursona like this

back in 2020, i came to an epiphany and im tired of being the only person who can hear this epiphany in my head so now, you have to hear it too

I know nobody wants to hear this but considering how hostile (and also like ...genuinely stupid) the BS devs have been, we probably have, like, 5 years or less on this platform. Less if they think (correctly or not) that mass action on "undesirable" users/content will benefit their inevitable IPO.

Astonished and disappointed after viewing "The Penguins Of Madagascar" and finding that the Internet on the DreamWorks Madagascar wiki has convinced themselves that "Classified" (character's name) is a wolf and not a husky. Absolutely preposterous. Do better, DreamWorks Madagascar Wiki Participants

Me: ahhhh hhhh a Road Trip to see friends and relax is what I need 😌 this will Fix me 😌😌 A deer in Perry Crossing, Indiana standing next to I-65 at 9 pm: 😈

“Look at the cake I made!” - @ziamacmarten.bsky.social Happy Birthday!

"Please don't post additional comments or replies here as that will reopen the ticket" yes, idiot, that's why I'm doing it :)

I don't know who needs to hear this but dear god turn off the News and Events on your Edge new tab, Windows start menu, etc. You are not staying informed. You are participating in a Microsoft revenue stream via the most dubious clickbaity "news" they think will generate ad revenue.

Hahaha this fucking sucks shit. Every update since Google bought Fitbit has made the app 40% shittier and now these fucking dildo shitbags are "rebranding" as a health records app (??) so they can use 75% of my battery for their fuckstick AI health coach to, I presume, tell me to eat a cigarette. FO

Coelacanth character ref sheet commission done for @car-critter.bsky.social

The Entrancing Awards writing contest 2026 is drawing to a close! MAY 15 is the final date for voting for your favorites! Find the ballot and links (and descriptions) of all the stories here! 🌀😵‍💫 #furryhypno #hypnostories www.furaffinity.net/journal/1133...

All set up and we open in 10 minutes! Come visit me at H8 in the FWA Dealers Den!!!

Oh your phone promised AI and never actually delivered? That's nothing - I bought a laptop that said it came with AI and something much worse happened: it DID 😫

Nate in a chimney maneuver. Actually drawn awhile ago, but never figured out what to do with it.

We are in a golden age of Corporate Executive Stupidity. I have gotten 3 emails TODAY about onboarding AI add-ons, none of which solve a problem. Meanwhile I have received one email this year about the migration of our data lake, which I NEED-need if anyone EVER wants an income statement EVER AGAIN

Opening commissions.

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The fact that not only did we have an incident that required the fire department to come out to my house, but that there were two (2) firefighters and one was brand new and the other one was loudly narrating on the job training to him, really sums up where my life is at this specific moment

expiry date

Lol best use of the carousel hahahaha

I'm with my nephew who wanted to show us a "cool game" and this is a game IN ROBLOX that is absolutely 100% Call Of Duty

Oh my GOD. Salesforce finally updated to a higher contrast default than their miserable LIGHT GRAY ON DARK GRAY idiot color scheme. I submitted an enhancement request for that in f**king *2017* after observing that Lightning was literally unreadable on certain monitors. Took them long enough.🙄

FWA badges open later today!! 👀

Polydactyl cat

I know nobody wants to hear this but considering how hostile (and also like ...genuinely stupid) the BS devs have been, we probably have, like, 5 years or less on this platform. Less if they think (correctly or not) that mass action on "undesirable" users/content will benefit their inevitable IPO.

With only 1 month of Weather101 remaining this spring, catch our first offering of "Upper Air Soundings" where we talk weather balloons and the info we glean from them. Plus Monsoons, NWS Damage Surveys and Tsunamis. Visit weather.gov/ohx/weather101 for the full list of classes.

10 minutes after I read this post this song dropped back into my "Today's" hits channel 😬 THIS IS NOT A DRILL. "BEAUTY AND A BEAT" HAS RE-ENTERED PANDORA'S "TODAY'S" HITS ALGORITHM

Campo Largo Route 2: Bifurcados, Ch. 1-6, is now available to the public! Elder Hartley has had enough. One more morning and he'll have solved his companion problem. Just needs to get through a lesson with this Iván guy first... toledo-art.itch.io/campo-largo/... #FurryVN

Oof, it's go time on this one. A forebearance is serious stuff and this one is almost up. This is an impossible lift for one person but the total amount is absolutely doable for us as a group. I donated; please consider donating if it's within your means. Let's keep this furry in his house.

Can any Australian furry hypno fans please buy out the 2 copies of DRONE so I don't have to fly to Australia and promote in person, it is a LONG flight thank u 🥹 #furdu #hypno #idonthaveenoughmiles

Be advised, the prohibition era belongs to the furries now. All historical depictions of prohibition era United States must now exclusively feature animal people. Violators will be reeducated. Thank you.

Extremely cute new profile pic by T1ger Scratch 👀 www.tumblr.com/t1ger-scratc...

When you really need a sweet submissive housewolf to live with you and just help take care of the place a little 🥹🐺

I think if your company does, or has ever done, anything that makes One Billion Dollars and still somehow "need" to lay off anyone ever, you should be, at minimum, considered too stupid and Bad At Business to be employed ever again for the remainder of your life

I struggle to think of a single car infotainment/cabin functionality "upgrade" since power windows became commonplace that has actually meaningfully improved the experience of driving a car.