They seem to have no issue buying all sorts of shit for Kristi Noem or Argentina, while getting whatever gold vomit Trump desires, but they are going to the Supreme Court because they don’t want to use money to feed CHILDREN.

Fantastic. The GOP is freaking the fuck out, and I’m loving every second of it. Those were overwhelming numbers in every state I saw.

“No Kings” hits a little different in England. 😄

“The Founders would never believe that it would ever come to pass that one state militia could be sent to another state for the purposes of political retribution” THAT PART! Thank you, Judge Perry.

Even if you support massive deportation operations, under no circumstances should ANYONE be ok with US citizens being forcibly removed from their homes and detained without explanation. This is a clear violation of their constitutional rights and should universally condemned.

I'm afraid that not even Satan wants him so he has no where to go and will be around forever.

Yes, but piss ants also exist. So maybe a typo, maybe not.

I don’t think that’s crazy, no. But I also know that a large chunk of them will tell him to go fuck himself if he tries.

Inhuman. “I don’t have any choice” is a lie.

They aren’t trying to erase history because they’re embarrassed by it. They’re trying to erase history because it’s their current playbook.

It’s probably just a coincidence that Bolton’s home was raided on the day some of the Epstein files are due to finally be released to Congress. Is this that lawfare I keep hearing about?

DC is so dangerous that the 80 year old out of shape President of the United States is going to “patrol” the streets. You can’t make this shit up. But at least we know where one felon will be tonight

Hey look. It’s the worst economy since the last time Trump was in office. Probably just a coincidence

67 million seems about right. I did the math. It comes out to $1 per lie.

The most important thing to know about Trump’s manufactured crisis in DC is that his administration is still covering up what’s in the Epstein files.

Guys listen, I know we’re on our 12th final tariff extension in 7 months but this is the LAST one, I’m super serious this time

Texas Republicans used to proudly assert their independence. Now they take pride in being Trump's little bitches.

Trump trying to fix a historically bad jobs report by firing someone.

Feelin' great yet everyone?

Oh look it’s Stephen Miller in his previous life!

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He’s right.

If Epstein were alive Trump probably would’ve put him in charge of the FBI himself.

Someone ask her what FEMA stands for. Quickly.

Ducklings drop down into Lake Michigan through a hole in the concrete at Montrose Pier.

Tired of the loudest voices being the smallest minds. Diversity isn’t erasure. Visibility isn’t exclusion. Straight white people aren’t missing , they’re just finally sharing space. And that’s not oppression. It’s progress.👇

Two paths diverged in a wood and America took the psychopath.

Why yes, yes I do.

The people who have been yelling about needing the 2nd amendment to protect against a tyrannical government are quiet af too. Weird huh?

They dug up the grass in the Rose Garden. There are dozens of news articles about it. Scores of photos. The Trump WH confirmed it. MAGA: “That’s not the Rose Garden, it’s a different one!” A different one. You cannot reason with that level of willful fucking stupid. You can’t.

So… People seem to think that we’re just done now? We bombed the shit out of three nuclear sites in a country we weren’t at war with, and that’s just… it? Oh, my sweet summer children.

*gestures broadly* have you seen what the fuck is happening lately?

orange jumpsuit Kristi is my favorite Kristi

Undocumented immigrants paid an effective federal income tax rate of 5.27% in 2022. That means they paid a higher effective tax rate than 5 of the richest Americans…and a higher effective tax rate than 55 mega corporations. So let me ask you: who are the real freeloaders?

Vanilla ISIS and Y’all-Qaeda need to sit the fuck down with the Civil War fantasies. Only a handful of you could run down the street without an inhaler, and you want to be deputized to go help ICE? Clown shit.

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I’m with Terry.

In a world full of Stephen Millers, be a Terry Moran.

CNN: Trump v Musk MSNBC: Trump v Musk Local News: Trump v Musk Random guy at Target: Trump v Musk Literally everyone in my text messages: Trump v Musk Fox: is a zebra a horse?

And then ordered all the vaccines destroyed.

Obama 2028. Because the Constitution no longer matters.

Poverty? “Well, we all are going to die.” Kids without insulin? “Well, we all are going to die.” School shootings, poisoned water, hurricane devastation, a mother’s cancer, a family’s hunger? “Well, we all are going to die.” open.substack.com/pub/jojofrom...

GOP Sen. Joni Ernst responds to voters saying that cutting Medicaid will kill them: “Well, we all are going to die.”