Klan Theft Auto?

"Or...even spell it."

BREAKING: Dimented Pedophile Wins PowerBall Lottery

And his unkindness may defeat my life, but never taint my love. @shakespeare.lol

Putin: You hang up. 🍊: No. You hang up first. Putin: You or you get the open window!

You couldn't have Howling "Slightly Off The Wall" Murdoch though, could you? @selv.bsky.social @xfmcommunity.bsky.social @rskxfm.bsky.social

An unprecedented level of stupid is surpassed every single day.

What was that Wacky Races? uhh...I don't know if... Hold on, no... No wait a minute, no wait a minute- so why did they run? the cavemen... if they had a cart... @selv.bsky.social @xfmcommunity.bsky.social @rskxfm.bsky.social

On this day in 1991, I told alcohol to just fuck right off. 34 years. No regrets.

I wonder if he's ever heard of that place called, "La Chingada". He would fit right in.

Where was this? Queens?

“Dad how much can an ant lift?” @selv.bsky.social @xfmcommunity.bsky.social @rskxfm.bsky.social

D'you find that more fascinating than the monkey? @selv.bsky.social @xfmcommunity.bsky.social @rskxfm.bsky.social

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#ABoycottC 🖕

Ironically, I struggle to understand how Greg Gutfailed is working.

And Alex Ferguson at Man United was like, "I'm not havin' this." @selv.bsky.social @xfmcommunity.bsky.social S @rskxfm.bsky.social

I don't think enough is being said about, Ntare Guma Mbaho Mwine's performance in Smoke. The dude ripped the heart right out of my chest!

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Remember that time Biden and Obama got drunk and invaded Ukraine. Fucking pedo.🖕

Hmmm. I thought for sure that he used, "Orange Colored Nazi Fuckwit". I guess it's just me then.

There was a couple knocking about. There was a crossover point, surely. @selv.bsky.social @xfmcommunity.bsky.social @rskxfm.bsky.social

Which service do you require? Paper? @selv.bsky.social @xfmcommunity.bsky.social @rskxfm.bsky.social

Most racist cunts are racist cunts. 🖕MAGA

BONG! @selv.bsky.social @xfmcommunity.bsky.social @rskxfm.bsky.social

The GOP is a terrorist organization. Albeit, arguably the stupidest one ever but a terrorist organization just the same. 🖕 #GOPedos

What do you mean "there's a chicken with teeth"? What the f--. What do you mean "there's a chicken with teeth"? @selv.bsky.social @xfmcommunity.bsky.social @rskxfm.bsky.social

The weirdest, "it comes in 3's", ever. Democracy, Malcolm-Jamal Warner, and Ozzy. 2025...

Tis not enough to help the feeble up, but to support them after. @williamshakespeare.bsky.social

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Why save a couple of lives when you can save a couple of bucks? 🖕MAGA

Can't stop, the Red Hot Chili Peppers. Well I got news for you, boys, I don't wanna stop ya. @selv.bsky.social @xfmcommunity.bsky.social @rskxfm.bsky.social

Which one of you "illegals" left the cake out in the rain?!!!

Well, they were saying something about, there was shadow on the film and you wouldn’t get shadow on the film and there’s all sorts of things. @selv.bsky.social @xfmcommunity.bsky.social @rskxfm.bsky.social

Things being all fucked up is just a distraction from things being all shitty.

Just keeping the British end up. @selv.bsky.social @xfmcommunity.bsky.social @rskxfm.bsky.social

🖕 Just fucking die already.

Even Trump's hips lie.

The week isn't over yet. Maybe the third will be an orange colored, pathological liar who's beholding to a Russian dictator and is arguably the stupidest motherfucker to ever draw a breath in this nation.

Never mind your beard, where have you been for three days? @selv.bsky.social @xfmcommunity.bsky.social @rskxfm.bsky.social

Boycott ABC. Instead of watching Abbott Elementary just watch The Office again!

The left is exponentially funnier than the cousin fuckers.

So... not the Vladimir Putin from Laramie Wyoming, then?

But...she's not trying to do that. Rest assured. FFS.

Happy Volodymyr Zelenskyy Day to all who celebrate an actual patriot defending his nation versus our lying pack of irretrievably stupid sycophants who claim to be patriots but are in fact lying irretrievably stupid fucking sycophants. 👊 🇺🇦 👊

Aww, “Bob Drillboids, um, Blap on the Trap with Where's the Sailor Gone to? @selv.bsky.social @xfmcommunity.bsky.social @rskxfm.bsky.social

I've started my summer reading list.

The fucker got another free plane!

Don’t be alarmed, I, I look quite frightening but I’m merely a Ness monster. I seem to have lost my way home. Could you direct me in the right direction? @selv.bsky.social @xfmcommunity.bsky.social @rskxfm.bsky.social