I hope Texas has the lack of discipline to rush the field and hand us a cool half million in NIL cash.

Eeeeeeeffffffffff

Don’t give me hope like this

🎶 Darling hold my hand 🎶 “Nothing beats a Jet2 Holiday.” *second half highlights of this game start to play*

We’re not doing this

If they could get rid of the A&M to the SEC championship with win on the score bug I'd appreciate it

Anyone figure out the location and shirt of Ted Cruz today?

SIR

First offensive touchdown against Texas since 2011.

There’s a non-zero chance Kiffin to LSU drops during this game, to steal the spotlight off this game.

Absolutely disgusting how maga-coded A&M’s “force for good” commercial is.

No. No no no no no no

Only Georgia State more penalized than Texas lololololol

Very kind of Texas to provide their fans with a massive GET LOUD graphic because we all know they can’t do that on their own.

I need the gif of Jamie Morrison looking around after that challenge failed.

We’re not supposed to do that. Built different.

Sandstorm troll job lolololol

I am stunned

That play call might be worse than not using Jorvorskie Lane in a goal line situation against OU in ‘06.

8:32 drive please and thank you.

they're calling it "the most south carolina in-game stat ever devised"

Hi, I’m in absolute awe of this team.

BAS this morning be like

I keep trying to write the number n i n e and it just constantly autocorrects to eight. I don’t understand. (Gig ‘em)

EXTEND ELKO.

This is basically offloading crates of Donaghy Estates onto the Source Awards.

Just in time for a wedding in Colorado that we’ve been looking forward to for months. 🆒🆒🆒

Lmao literally having a "we're rich" party while they cut SNAP is like cartoon level evil it's like the villain in a Dr. Seuss book

Chicken finger man called his CPA then the AD

The area round of the Region I Texas High School Football Playoffs would like a word.

If things have felt off to you, it’s because we now know that after Odor lit up Bautista, the franchise was required to secretly relocate in order to make amends. COVERUP EXPOSED! Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Tennessee Head Baseball Coach Jim Schlossnagle.

Truth does not exist as evidenced by a clear incomplete pass being ruled an interception followed by a clear incomplete pass being ruled a completion.

Aggie offense traveling at 0.21 mph is tantric

ADAM AMIN: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] AMIN: yes [World engulfed by flames] AMIN: oh god yes

The whole thing remains ridiculous and embarrassing but I do think it’s important that bullies get reminded where their influence ends.

Did Ted Cruz at least have the decency to wear black?

Why does colored paint never pop on Kyle like it does on other grass fields?

Nervous for the A&M game already purely based on the vibes around the country today.

look nobody just walks into pasadena and wins (except new mexico)

Does Spirit Halloween carry a Nick Saban-sized Kalen DeBoer costume, and do they deliver to crowded stadiums?

Few things infuriate me more than the good ol boy network over in Aggieland and the gross incompetence that is leaking all over campus because of them. But then the field crew delivers this absolute masterpiece and my enthusiasm for the place suddenly feels like my sophomore year.

There’s a lot of discourse out there right now about whose fault the government shutdown is, but let’s take a step back because both parties deserve sincere credit for giving federal employees uninterrupted time and space to take in the Life of a Showgirl release.

Appropos of nothing. youtu.be/sJLQfOQbtyE?...

We really are cooked, aren’t we?

I cannot express how hard I’ll fangirl if the Kyle Field end zones are painted black this weekend.

EXHALE

Joe Tess is trying to will something crazy harder than a Buffalo Wild Wings bartender.