#crew96 Update - my son is now going to be interviewed on his school’s morning show in regards to helping create this tifo then seeing it all come together live / pulled up at the game. If you know my son, he’s quite introverted, but he’s quite excited about this “interview.” 1/2

Well, the only fun thing about tonight’s #crew96 game, my 5th grader was one of the students picked from his school to help paint tonight’s tifo.

Five days after MLS banned two players for life for betting on their own teams’ games:

MATCHDAY. #Crew96

this goal in mls cup from yaw yeboah shall now simply be remembered for malte amundsen's unbelievable pass and nothing else

Eli Granda buries it and the PK shootout is ours! FT: 0-0 PKs: 5-4 (in 6 rounds) Crew 2 takes the two points after a much better defensive performance. #CapyCrew | #Crew96

"MLS is not a walk in the park, not everything is Alice in Wonderland" is one of the funniest Did Not Do the Reading quotes I've ever heard

MLS be like www.theguardian.com/football/202...

you heard it folks chase down referees after a match deep into the stadium and scream at them to the point of being held back - MLS says all good, nothing wrong there as long as you didn’t step over a certain carpet line!

That’s my dinosaur!!! #Crew96

This game is nonsense. #crew96

Has Brandon Bye played against the Crew and not receive a card? It seems to be his tradition against #crew96

So. Defense is still an issue it seems. #crew96

Yea Wessam Abou Ali is gonna score goals this year 🤩

🇺🇸 Sources: The LA Galaxy has waived forward Christian Ramirez. Club were crunched to be roster complaint. Ramirez unfortunate casualty. Ramirez will have several teams interested in waivers process. The well respected veteran won 2023 MLS Cup, has scored 55 MLS goals.

Starting today's media availability with Laurent Courtois. #Crew96 Starts off by saying he came back to Columbus because "it's the best Club and it's home." Also adds that he's familiar with the roster.

One of our dogs - Space Captain - sure loved her Christmas treats.

I saw something wild the other day. Four of the last Five permanent Columbus Crew head coaches have reached the MLS Cup Final. The other won the Supporter’s Shield. We win trophies. Columbus is the most consistent trophy winning team in MLS.

Hell yes. It’s official. #Crew96

[clearing throat, drinking some tea with honey in preparation] #crew96

The chances that the replacement for Wilfried Nancy is literally Wilfried Nancy is greater than 0%. #Crew96

Legit question as I watch little to no soccer outside of the MLS - would Celtic really let Nancy go that quickly? Is this a real threat / possibility already? #crew96

Fair play to Inter Miami fans. You've been waiting year for this.

Vancouver got to MLS Cup on their own accord, against all odds. And put up a hell of a fight against a team the league built specifically to get Messi an MLS Cup. They have everything to be proud of.

Congratulations to Lionel Messi for amassing 67% of the MLS Cup assist total of 2008 #Crew96 Guillermo Barros Schelotto. You approached the general vicinity of greatness, Leo, and that's quite a feather in your cap.

I love FC Cincinnati getting dunked on but I also hate Miami winning.

I know schedules are hard, but man it's such a bummer that LAFC-Vancouver overlaps with the NWSL Championship. You gotta give finals their own space.

Darlington Nagbe. The People’s Champion 💛🖤

Pour one out, Columbus. A terrific career draws to a close. #Crew96 #Nagbeast.

Legend Build the statue, circle that honor, make him Mayor #Crew96 #6oat #HeartEmoji

Good night, sweet prince. Your watch is ended.

Announcer just said Nagbe was "cool as a cucumber." To be clear, cucumbers are cool as Nagbe. #Crew96

Give these guys a follow and bully them into making this their permanent home. Twitter sucks.

Columbus Crew completely dominated FC Cincinnati with a 4-0 shutout in Columbus and take it to Match 3 #MLS #Crew96 #FCCincinnati

Darlington Nagbe's line in CLB 4, CIN 0, what could be the last home game of his superb career: 90 minutes, 71 touches, 55/60 passing (92%), 3 defensive contributions, 5/7 duels won, 3 fouls drawn, 1 committed Vintage DN. If you watch Nagbe, you see Columbus' whole game.

GLORY TO COLUMBUS

November is National Preemie Month. This one is near and dear to my heart as my daughter was 6 weeks early and spent 3 weeks in the NICU. She is now a happy and healthy 3 year old. We were very lucky.

Dreyer is so much more fun to watch though. 🤷‍♀️

Diego Valeri wrote about Nagbe “If I ever have grandchildren and they ask about soccer in the United States, I will tell them that I played with him” If I ever have grandchildren, I will tell them that I watched him

While not entirely surprising, I was not ready for this. #crew96

BREAKING: Columbus Crew midfielder and MLS legend Darlington Nagbe is retiring after the 2025 MLS season, per sources. Nagbe, 35, is a four-time MLS Cup winner (2015, 2018, 2020, 2023) with three clubs (Portland, Atlanta, Columbus). One of MLS's best-ever midfielders 👏

Did you or a loved one watch all 90 minutes of DC United 0-1 Charlotte FC? You may be entitled to financial compensation.

Maybe we should try Shulte at forward for some height? Like who even cares at this point. 😂 #crew96

Why do we keep passing the ball and not shooting it? #crew96

Also, how has JRR fell so much out of favor? He seems to bring more energy than Aliyu does. #crew96

The #crew96 making the playoffs isn’t all that exciting based on their play right now.

Time and time again.. these apple commentators are so bad. I mean so are the #crew96. But it feels like we are being kicked while we are down having to listen to these people.

BREAKING: Columbus Crew supporter’s collective, Nordecke, will undergo season-ending sadness as the team faces injury woes. Sources close to the organization confirm.