if i had a nickel for every time a sports comedy tv show set at a fictional college in the South that’s colors are blue and yellow made me ugly cry during the finale in the past six months, i’d have two nickels. which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it happened twice

sometimes I think I’m mentally stable but then I just ugly cried when “365 Days to Daytona” popped up on the screen in the Stumble finale

FIFA saw the escalating call for the World Cup to be moved out of the US and then said let’s do a song with Jelly Roll

It’s not all men. But it IS men picked to represent their country on the world’s biggest stage acting that way on video in their uniforms with flags draped around their shoulders and medals around their necks.

the circle of life except it’s me never shutting up about Heated Rivalry & then people i know breaking down & watching it so i’ll finally shut the fuck up about it except they end up getting all the way hooked & i still don’t shut up about it

do NOT call yourself a fan of a sport or a league if a 60 second “drinks break” to allow Muslim players to break fast during Ramadan triggers you. fuck all the way off.

the correct ranking of the 2026 mls kits, as a woman with eyes

there is no one on earth who LOVES to say celebrities should stay out of politics more than someone who voted for a reality TV star to be president of the United States of America THREE times

Big fan of whatever is going on on Toulouse FC’s social media accounts and in their locker room

if I worked for the Columbus Crew &/or Roosters, I’d work out a sponsorship deal for a free dumpster fry after each home tie or loss #Crew96

preparing for battle (the official JRR announcement) #crew96

call me old fashioned, but I’d argue that the masked men beating the shit out of people and then murdering them in the streets on video in broad daylight are the domestic terrorists, not the civilian bystanders. anyway, as always, fuck ICE.

Bad Things, acrylic on canvas paper meant to do a more realistic color scheme but ended up liking the juxtaposition of Shane & Ilya against the underpainting colors & decided to double down.

all obviously still works in progress, but I really am about to have a full Heated Rivalry portfolio for no reason in like a week ☠️

the Venn diagram of people who thought mask mandates were government overreach and people who think it’s fine that we’re being told we need to be prepared to prove our citizenship at any given moment is a circle

Good reminder from this state highway!

No offense to my fellow Columbus Crew supporters, but why do y’all see a photo of a blue eye and then start naming players with the brownest eyes known to man ☠️

time to engage in my favorite hobby: critiquing celebrity red carpet looks while my wardrobe consists of jeans and the same eight Columbus Crew tshirts on repeat

Also there’s like three years of footage of Ken Jennings hosting Jeopardy and vehemently using people’s pronouns & never misgendering trans/nonbinary contestants. You can’t boycott something you never watched in the first place, you dumbasses.

I’m sorry, people are upset that Ken Jennings is liberal??? They expected someone smart enough to win 74 games of Jeopardy to be MAGA???

The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.

Fucking JEOPARDY joining the Heated Rivalry discourse now???? It’s serious serious now.

America is always like “ok but the NEXT regime change will work,” like when I “cut out carbs” briefly every January.

was doing one hour of overtime and then taking three days of PTO during the time they were pressuring us to do overtime inflammatory or

The more I learn about Henrik Rydström, the more I think he might be the coolest person who has ever lived.

me remembering that I’m a Columbus Crew fan and realizing that I’m only going to be able think about ONE thing for the rest of my life any time someone calls Hell Is Real a heated rivalry

Connor Storrie is better than me bc if I gave THAT performance and did all of THAT and wasn’t Emmy eligible bc it was a Canadian production but also wasn’t Canadian Screen Award eligible bc I wasn’t a Canadian citizen, I would simply never act again.

the concept of Shane Hollander growing up watching Degrassi: The Next Generation

“She would have loved you. Like I love you.” I need to be sedated omfg

Scott Hunter, I would die for you.

Karen Wheeler, the woman that you are.

I just know Netflix is so salty that they spent a decade crafting the biggest cultural phenomenon imaginable just to have the final season usurped by a random Canadian queer hockey show that was produced with $2 and a dream. Anyway, see y’all at the Cottage.

can we talk about how “fleur-de-lis” literally translates to “flower of the lily,” so the Montreal Metros butthole logo is literally Shane’s butthole 🤭 i need to go touch grass and Jacob Tierney’s mind needs to be studied

I flew too close to the sun & now my mom watches Heated Rivalry. She’s on her second rewatch of episode five.

The way I know that Heated Rivalry has changed my brain chemistry is that I’m still so giddy from last night’s episode that I’m half way through my shift and not a single customer has annoyed me yet today.

respectfully, I need a Teen Wolf reboot with Connor and Hudson as Scott and Stiles and Francois as Derek. just for science.

Heated Rivalry has done the one thing I thought was impossible this year. And that’s getting me to shut the fuck up about Chad Powers.

hi, i am having a tuna meltdown. emmys for everyone involved in episode five rn.

One swing at Ilya’s fuckass brother would cure me.

cracker barrel of the gun (working title) because too many people in this country claim to be pro life but are more upset about Cracker Barrel trying to rebrand than the casualties of mass shootings

adhd is so annoying bc lol @ the way I finished a painting like an hour ago & already forgot where I put it

the way I can’t escape Heated Rivalry ANYWHERE. bc why did this random realtor just come up on my fyp doing a listing house tour & talking about how Hollander and Rozanov would be doing it in this bathroom??? we as a fanbase are inescapable, inevitable, and unhinged.

to whom it may concern, please cast Connor Storrie, Hudson Williams, Milo Manheim, and Jack Innanen in something together immediately

me still being attracted to men is proof that sexuality isn’t a choice. bc wtf do you mean this male customer just asked if the call was being recorded and then said “okay I won’t try to have phone sex with you then” when I said yes 🥴

God, I’m on page ONE of the prologue & I’m already kicking my feet and giggling. I literally do not remember who I even was before Heated Rivalry.

revisited her today. still in the ugly stages, might be for life at this point. all the olds in my class keep saying how cool it looks, but they have no idea what’s coming, lol. will be my most controversial piece when it’s all said and done.

just remembered both my mom and brother follow me on TikTok after I’ve done literally nothing all week but repost Heated Rivalry content

not to be controversial, but I’m sooo tired of hearing athletes say “all glory to god.” like no…the lifelong work you & your teammates have put into your sport is what’s gotten you here.

Vancouver got to MLS Cup on their own accord, against all odds. And put up a hell of a fight against a team the league built specifically to get Messi an MLS Cup. They have everything to be proud of.

Everyone’s like The Lawn this, the Scott that, SMG Field this, the Grow House that 🤪 Me? I’m calling it Scott’s Jaw. Because I ✨never✨ miss an opportunity to bring Teen Wolf into things. #crew96