Happy new year to all the lambda wranglers, beta-reduction freaks and people curious about pure functional programming 💜

this is me trying to convince my sister of talking kinder to alexa…

I'm not worried about people being abusive to their AI chatbots, especially men being sexually abusive, from the POV of "AI chatbots are a real sentient guy being harmed", but I feel like the way you repeatedly learn to treat something that can't say no *must* bleed into how you treat humans, right?

who likes “bit shaker”

"transpiler" is a useless word, part two. people.csail.mit.edu/rachit/post/...

im sure the day after i stop using helix, is the day that the helix plugin system launches

I wish you could repost the same post multiple times, there is meaning to reposting something a second time. If I consciously choose to put something onto my profile a second time, I should be allowed!

i hate that “grinding linkedin” is a thing that i know about and some friends do

so you wrote some “portable ansi C code“ that compiles everywhere? right? you feel accomplished? huh? well i wrote some haskell that only compiles in my machine on tuesday’s at 3:23pm BUT AT LEAST I AM HAPPY (unlike you, of course)

clear sky last night before the ice comes tonight

the concept of a windows 10 user, let’s say, a receptionist, who switches to nixos

one day i’ll have a plan to get my life together. probably tomorrow or something

> Nix fixes this > Tries NixOS > Mental breakdown

<boring name>, a fast and simple programming language with clean syntax (it's just a bastard child of C and Rust)

how’s your christmas going? as for myself, we are watching AI slop on the tv, as a family

if you fancy a bit of an ugly cry at christmas this is a lovely read www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

i hate the hardware video decoder drivers for the raspberry pi

performative programmer’s final boss

i wish to use nix, but not write any of it nor manage it nor know anything about it

im afraid that not one bsky feed gives me such high quality slop, i yearn for the algorithm

people be afraid of the b word

yesterday went out with friends and made them laugh a lot not many things that give such highs as that

hetzner console is still down so it's time for me to sleep. gn

so the hours long refactoring paid off :)) bluefin is 2 seconds faster than RSWT for my interpreter!

does anyone know any other examples of using higher rank types for regions/lifetimes like with runST that aren't ST or bluefin? especially ones related to allocating something off-heap or similar (but anything really. doesn't even have to be in haskell)

”ohhh yesterday i asked chat“ STOP PLEASE STOP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD

turns out telling the firewall to block all ports really blocks all ports

it's because you never use them haskell dev

i hate the gym

for some reason i want to use gleam but i don’t actually have anything to do with it

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Go slander will stop as soon as the language will respect its users.

Was that intuinistic or classical logic? INTUITIONISTIC OR CLASSICAL!!! Oh, so you CAN tell the difference.

going to the city broke my reading streak i hate it

speaking of reminders: I think open source authors should have the absolute right to withdraw their work and personal information from circulation, and no argument about "supply chain security" overrides this bsky.app/profile/stev...

when i see my friends running linux i always ask them if theyre using uwuntu, and tell them that they should try it

i think i'm in a group of max 20 people worlwide that have run a haskell server on an ipad lol

every six months there's a ritual that every university student has to perform: selecting their next semester's courses. it crushes their soul and makes them question whether higher education is really worth it. nevertheless, they always do it, as not one of them is actually ready to be free

sometimes dealing with people (mom) is kinda tiring

maybe i should’ve never studied cs

they have said very good things about dokploy, if it’s not actually that good i will die

i kinda hate the old guy that setup the code im working on, really terrible workflow, just a bunch of bad decisions: js (not even ts!!), no lints no nothing, lol tests? what are those?, https? whats that?, oh yeah we deploy reloading manually the code

turns out #shipping is not that easy

is there something like tidalcycles but for images/video?

The State of #Haskell 2025 survey is out! Please take ~10 minutes to fill this out and share it with friends/colleagues/coworkers, whether or not they are users of Haskell.

As long as they don't evaluate their impure actions…

slam dunk line lol