Woke up today to the news

Defending a guy who had a fucking nazi tattoo & not believing that's disqualifying is the same psychosis that has people thinking these billionaires running these tech companies are actually smart and know what they're doing. It's the same. Folks just let ppl play in their faces

Welp, my normie centrist mom is planning to go to the No Kings protest tomorrow, with no pressure or suggestion from me. I don’t think she’s protested anything since Vietnam. So that’s where we are.

Today is a great day to cancel Disney plus.

Fuck Gavin Newsom. I don’t care how funny his Twitter people are, I am not ever fucking voting for him and all the people hyping him this week are just entrenching that feeling. Stop trying to make fetch happen.

This is just my life now, I guess.

Every time you give these motherfuckers an inch, they take a mile. First it was bathrooms and girls sports, then it was trans care for minors, and so on and so forth. Every politician who entertains “reasonable concerns” is just ushering in another step.

It is officially pesto season, the best season of all.

I think it’s totally BS that grocery prices aren’t tied to inflation indices. Anyone who buys food knows that groceries are so much more expensive than a year ago AND five years ago. But yet they want to tell us that somehow that isn’t factored into the cost of living?

US politics is the art of spending a shitload of money trying to convince everyone that Bad Things are good and Good Things are bad

The Leeroy Jenkins Administration

Something is fundamentally wrong with America when millions of dollars can’t buy you a Wisconsin Supreme Court seat, the respect of your children, the silence of your baby mammas, or a functional penis implant.

This is just to say I have fired the bureaucrats throughout your government Even the ones that were probably keeping planes in the air Forgive me I am not very smart So efficiency Much savings

The Oregon Trail generation speaks

For sale: baby casket, supplies low.

Every morning I wake up and wonder if we will get a military coup today.

An important announcement from the Governor of Illinois.

Popular or not Dems cannot bend on the need for trans people to be treated with basic humanity and respect. If we give up that because the right made trans people unpopular, we give up everything. They’ll dice us group by group like a salami. We die on this hill or we die alone in a ditch

Maybe it’s the influenza talking, but I am wishing for nothing but bad things for the Nazis in our government today.

NOT NOW, MELVILLE. READ THE ROOM.

Gonna start blocking all these “we should bully these nerds” people because as an AuDHD woman, fuck you all if you believe bullying is a solution to our problems. It’s not funny or cute.

The current admin is gonna ban Indiana Jones and the Lost ark because we can’t have so much violence against “people with valid ideas”.

Block every one of these motherfuckers saying “Americans voted for this”. It’s clearly a goddam psyop.

Check in on your friends who are federal employees. We aren't ok. Not by a longshot.

What we have instead of an opposition party is a copy of Robert's Rules of Order that has learned how to do GoFundMes and insider trading

Oooh today feels like a good day to block the fuckwits.

Basically, don’t shop at Costco on or after February 1st until there is a contract.

a key take away from reading a lot of history for me: the people who survive hard times and eventually brutally humiliate their seemingly invincible enemies are not the people whose first response to adversity is “oh well, guess I’ll die”

I saw this today and it made me laugh

There’s a shit ass country song stealing the entire structure of “Rebel Rebel” from Bowie playing at my dentist office and I feel like it’s a perfect harbinger of the day.

Prediction - Luigi costumes will be more popular than Mario for the first time ever this Halloween.

But yet when I call them controlled opposition, I get yelled at.

Go see Jess. Buy books from her, because she is amazing and because books are an objective good. And sale = more books!

I started a low dose of Concerta so my brain is currently on, but it vacillates between what task it wants to do so hard that I’m getting overwhelmed just trying to pick one. Cool.

The fact that Corelle is willing to sell a single replacement lid for my snapware at $12, when I can buy a set of 5 glass containers and lids for $32 is frank bullshit. I don’t want a whole new set, I just want to make the ones I have function.

I’m going into 2025 with extremely low expectations. My bingo card is full of potentially terrible things that might come to pass this year, things I have never had on there before. The best thing 2025 could do is surprise me with not being as horrible as I expected.

Okay #poetrypeople Sharing my favorite poems to teach and what I focus on. Please do the same! First, is “Fuck your Lecture on Craft, My People are Dying” by Noor Hindi. #EduSky docs.google.com/presentation...

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We beat the murder hornets. Next up - murder drones.

Since we’re back to the whole draining the swamp here’s some ideas: get money out of politics by overturning citizens united. End partisan gerrymandering. Ban members from taking lobbying and lobbying adjacent positions. Ban members from trading stocks.

men will literally kill a healthcare ceo instead of going to therapy that they can't afford because it was out of network wait how does this meme go again?

has CVS/Aetna considered buying a funeral home to complete its vertical integration

So today’s the day I have to tell my psychiatrist that I quit taking my Wellbutrin and Strattera and hope that a) he’s not mad at me and b) he has literally any other suggestion for ADHD that doesn’t make me feel like garbage.

Mitch McConnell is gonna have “bringing back polio” as his legacy. I hope that makes his remaining time on this planet all the more disheartening.

Just watched “Gremlins 2: The New Batch” with my kids and honestly, it’s one of the first movies from that era that didn’t have some seriously cringe moments I’ve forgotten and have to apologize for the mores of our time for. It was funny, mostly sweet, and had some super fun cameos.

Breakfast ramen? I’m thinking there’s only one correct answer here.

My daughter informed me this morning that the Junior League had taught her class about insurance yesterday. So I explained to her about claims denial because I expect that detail somehow slipped the Junior League’s mind in their programming.

Using only a restaurant, tell us where you went to college.