Bethesda: we know what you want! Fans: high ro-- Bethesda: yes, that's right! another skyrim release!

Sexbot rips off my dick after a particularly heated session It carries my dick with it as it walks into a wall over and over

*racist tongue flick intensifies*

Belly

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.

Oh no, my bladder #crisismode

"Mrs. Claus scoured his body daily but his jolly corpulence soon gave way to lice in multitudes. Within days, with a wink and a nod he was gone, his belly having burst from pestilence." -- Plutarch, On the Death of Santa Claus

Ah! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira les aristocrates à la lanterne! Ah! ça ira, ça ira, ça ira les aristocrates on les pendra!

It was a Chuck Berry bidet The kind find in a sex pervert store

Basic, white, and lacking spice

Was downloading more lewd mods for Skyrim and ran into an ad for a porn with a guy that looks like Jacob Wysocki eating a cum-filled hot dog and then getting railed by some twunk Mainstream studios using fat guys? Hot

@tommorelloofficial.bsky.social did music for FFXIV I am so fckn excited omfg

Air Dud

PM said "Tingle from Zelda, but in sexy red" #dragracecanada

@repbonamici.bsky.social please

These vile "Medicare checkup" ads are really pissing me off

"I'm actually worried about the coughing up blood thing" is something I just said Annoying health issues

Thank you, Jimmi Pickles

Watching Jurassic World Rebirth and it's basically sexy people with dinosaur problems

Some of the notable opponents of the Indiana Plan and Oregon's sterilization law that targeted "sexual perverts" were women like Bethenia Owens-Adair who were otherwise supportive of eugenics, "but not like that," so to speak. They pissed off male eugenicists who otherwise agreed with them

Urggghhh... all of these. Plus the whole battery of things they say when they hear you're an extreme fall risk, like

18 years together and me and my husband have only argued once and it was about whether ponies were baby horses or their own thing entirely

Respectfully admiring Adam and Joseph's bulges #tar38

The skeet sheet under the bathroom cuck chairs is fucking ominous

Google Ngram for chilean sea bass 1992: Jurassic Park comes out and makes the fish popular 2002: Overfishing drops supply 2009: Millennials who grew up watching Jurassic Park start eating it 2014: Overfishing drops supply and dilution by allowing further fish to use the name drops popularity

They’re transvestigating me on Twitter

A film should do Ypsilanti, it's a perfect Christmas town... nice homes, shops, Riverside Park looks amazing in the snow, the Tridge is romantic...

Brits think Love, Actually and Bridget Jones Diary are christmas films, so not only are they wrong but their taste levels are in serious question

For many queer people, bathhouses are refuges and shelter: www.wweek.com/culture/2018...

When I was homeless, there was no space that was open, would hold my things, and was safe enough for me as a queer person. I lived in a bathhouse for several weeks, in fact. What got me off the street was luck in finding a place to live that was cheap enough. That's what people need. Not just this.

Opening shelter beds isn’t the same as ending unsheltered homelessness. We’re seeing more people become homeless than we can house, and we run the risk of creating a bottleneck if we spend all our money on increasing a resource that is meant to be temporary.

Recharge. Renew. The fight isn't over yet #WorldAIDSDay

"We need a new season of Godzilla SP!!" "Okay here's a new shonen anime."

I regret to inform you all that Ed Power is, indeed, at it again

Time to invoice the telegraph for using my illustration, I guess

Apocalypse Hotel

Congratulations, Class of 2025! You may now move your tassel to the other side of your mortarboard!

Silvia hopped onto my bed with pee paws, how fucking rude!!!

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts 🎵🎵🎵 -GWAR -Dead Milkmen -Def Leppard -Fleetwood Mac -Kylie Minogue

Watching #MST3k #TurkeyDayMarathon as per tradition

I'm gonna need my grandma to carry her DOD ID with her at all times because she otherwise only has tribal ID On the other hand I don't have alternate ID so I'm gonna hide my tats and lay low

Oh it's another one of THOSE seasons, I guess. -_- #survivor49

So proud of my husband, he mastered perfectly succulent stewed beef on his first try

Watching a Solo Solo Travel video on a super luxury train and he and his mom are having a super luxury meal which leads me to ask: why are rich people

Raised on pecans, family horfed them down for generations, totally in love with pecan pie as a result. Those little ones you can get at a bakery shop in texas you can dip them in whipped cream and... fuuuuuck

Time for Evah Destruction's Drag Race #dragula

Most folks who use leaf blowers or services will end up blowing them into the street which then typically ends up pushed into curb cuts making streets painful to traverse for people in wheelchairs

Merv has a little sister named Ham! youtube.com/shorts/QmT3W...

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