Jonny Motherfucking Fairplay is on The Floor, ugggghhhhh #Survivor49 #Survivor

cc: Sabrina Carpenter / Sabrina Carpenter Fans #bb27

I just wanted friends to come over and hang out but they never did It's like I get one token experience with them, a pinball museum here and done. A trip to the gorge with another and done. And now I can't even do that stuff now with this huge-ass Trump-shaped cloud over the city

I can't even go see the pretty stuff in town because I can't risk being detained for lack of "proper" ID. They don't give you medications and I need those to stay alive. Their facilities aren't made for wheelchairs and I'm an extreme fall risk All this because of lies about such a pretty city.

ICE surge on the one weekend I was planning on tagging along on a drive with friends Having been held by the FAA over my tribal ID and having no other form of official state photo identification it's like, lol, okay is Wendy's chili really worth all this?

He looks like a french actor just indicted for being a massive pedo or a dutch banker indicted for multi-billion dollar ponzi scheme

Fffffffffffffuck, and I'm just listening right now to @trixiemattel.bsky.social talking about squids on Bald and the Beautiful Little kid me is like "squeeeeeeee!"

Hey, if you're a media person in the Portland market you might have gotten an angry email BCC'd to you sent to KATU about KATU's ethical slide into partisan perdition @spjoregon.bsky.social @andrewjank.bsky.social @portlandmercury.com @wweek.com hi babes

Now knowing that Vince and Kelsey see each other once a month and don't want to move to the other's state of residence, I say... go Vorgan! Kelsey should DTMFA, he's too much emotional labor and physical expense to be worth it. Be free, mama! #bb27

I've seen an Amtrak cop flashing a boner at the Amtrak bathroom in Union Station in Chicago. They basically cultivate an easy culture of patsies they can haul in whenever they want to seem effective while otherwise doing nothing.

Keep blacking out from the heat, thankfully only a couple of days left of this and then mostly back to Portland-normal.

The Rapture talk reminds me that Millerism was boosted by the appearance of a comet, basically Heaven's Gate but with only a sporadic number of people offing themselves

This is a human rights violation These motherfuckers, I swear

I was re-reading the Powell Memo the other day and it struck me how much it looked exactly like Project 2025, but upscaled with the technology. Looks like Lewis Powell got his wish, after all.

What's with the Cochise patch? Now that is a curious thing to me

Heading to the RGV on the San Antonio-Monterrey spur would be more economical and provide necessary transportation to a region that really needs it I'm trying to suss it out in YIMBY Rails, it would work better that way

I campaigned with Protect Seattle Now and the MFer was the most condescending, ignorant jackass--even more so than Nick Licata who yelled "you're stupid, you're stupid!" at us during a public meeting

The best Onion headline in years, this is an all-time classic

it's so nice to see what a functioning judiciary looks like "A transgender woman in the East African nation of Kenya has won a landmark court victory in which the judge not only found in her favour, but ordered the government to pass a Transgender Protection Rights Act." fuck yeah

Portland's Nexstar affiliate, a CBS station Boycotting any and all broadcast of #bb27, #tar38, #survivor49 and other franchises from here on out. Not like these shows aren't already posted on other sites, night-of.

I'd say her dad was rolling over in his grave at her comments but he's in hell and never really loved her in life, so *shrug*

Hey #pdx #portlandor #orpol does anyone have a list of KATU advertisers for the boycott we need to do? I would like to email them all, too.

Emailed the Grand Ronde and Spirit Mountain Casino, Carr Subaru is also advertising

I got pepper sprayed while protesting Jamie Dimon and it turns out JPM was keeping the Epstein estate afloat financially I got yelled at for protesting Bill Gates, a supposed good man, who repeatedly hung out with Epstein AFTER the sex trafficking accusations These aren't good men

We need updated versions of the documentary Outfoxed and the book The Political Economy of Media by McChesney

lmao at the himbo fans being upset at Keanu leaving He likes Andrew Tate, he's not gonna respect a queer person even if he's "nice" to them #bb27

Emailed the Grand Ronde and Spirit Mountain Casino, Carr Subaru is also advertising

I was news editor when he was media editor at our college paper, he once took our media bias standards document and gave it to Chadwick Moore who proceeded to mock it during an event

I went to a GWAR concert when I was in 8th grade, Oderus Unrungus peed beer on everyone with a gigantic penis prosthetic and then they crucified Slymenstra and she gave birth to the antichrist One of my favorite concerts everrrr

Hey #pdx #portlandor #orpol does anyone have a list of KATU advertisers for the boycott we need to do? I would like to email them all, too.

This Andrew Tate wannabe cryptoMAGA douchebag has finally left the parking lot! #bb27

Let's force Sinclair into submission with a hardcore localized series of boycotts! Who advertises on KATU in Portland? Can someone give a list and emails?

Ava is screwed lmao #bb27

Brendan Carr is a big pussy with an oversized head, like seriously big, like remember those Capri Sun ads "respect the pouch"? Big old bobbleheaded turd.

The Portland Business Alliance is one of the biggest "secret" Trump-aligned orgs in the country, they're insidious, trash people who want to turn the world into the Sphere from #Gachiakuta.

ok but can we still go after Nexstar and Sinclair still?

She's naked holding her dogs and about halfway up to heaven they slip off her titties and fall into some bushes and run away, free as can be and happier than ever

They can achieve 18 hours of cooking in only a few seconds but then the meat falls into the coals

Some of these zoomers spend months cultivating their algorithm, toppling that in order to push propaganda is NOT going to go over well

The reaction Disney fans are having makes think maybe the Harry Potter fans are just bigots who don’t care after all.

Folks getting so parasocial with Vorgan they're acting like they're gonna get a wedding invite lmao #bb27

Go back to Adair County, dweeb

Nyaight of the Living Cat season 1 just wrapped, it was such a good season. VERY tongue-in-cheek (blep), VERY goofy, but also very lovingly done.

Erika Kirk, holding up hanger at Adam and Eve: ah, yes, I want to wear the Lolita Sissyfemme tearaway dress to my speaking engagement

Breaking News: Britain, Canada and Australia formally recognized Palestinian statehood.

"But the shark only has four heads...?"

The activist grannies that live back around tribal HQ are going to really fuck one of these statues up, guaranteed

*snarf snarf snarf* yum

You're still Ava Pearl on the outside AND inside, so Jimmy don't care #bb27