I miss opening the 30 tabs of webcomics I would read every morning.

A metaphor for 2026? bsky.app/profile/musi...

F*CK ICE minnesota has become my home and i'm fucking pissed donate $5 or more to any of the orgs listed on standwithminnesota.com, send me proof, and I'll send you a sticker form: forms.gle/9xiPwFJ8an18...

Hi, I'm here. I know I barely post. All the reasons I used to post were related to promoting things I no longer do, and honestly life is just much busier now. But hi. And also a question. How are you staying sane? What's keeping you occupied and from staring directly into the void?

Fascinating: A mid-December report from @dcpolicycenter.bsky.social shows how the number of births has been dropping in D.C. in recent years, which will have significant impacts for the city's child care, pre-K, and school systems. (Read the report here: www.dcpolicycenter.org/publications...)

If an everything bagel doesn’t have salt on it, it’s not “everything” it’s a “something bagel”.

Vote. All you stupid motherfuckers who sat out the last election, vote. (Just not for this murderer/rapist/crook.)

Wish I could internalize this

Let’s enjoy the debut of @marty.day at @gamesdonequick.com last night: youtu.be/LSxijR13aZ8?... #LetsGoBlastO #AGDQ2026 #Hosting #Speedrun

The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5

And now someone has uploaded a version that wasn't filmed off a TV. There's also the torrent link there, which is probably the fastest way to download the 60 Minutes segment on CECOT if you want to save the file locally to your computer.

The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service

art business holiday season be like

Hi #macysparade my kids are “up before it starts and just want to play” old

Coffee reheat count: 2

The history of macys is just a history of how they learned to make circle balloons.

I always accidentally call her “Cynthia Enviro” like she fights to keep waters clean.

I must once again mention, yes, I marched in the Macy’s parade. www.firstalert4.com/2022/11/19/n...

When DCist was shut down, it had 70,000+ subscribers. The 51st is proud to carry forward the spirit with which DCist served our city. But we can’t stop thinking about how most of those subscribers — our neighbors and friends — are just no longer receiving the kind of local news they signed up for.

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Since RFK Jr. is lying to Congress again, it’s worth remembering that he has been a dishonest, entitled, sadistic piece of garbage his entire miserable life. Here’s part one of @iwriteok.bsky.social’s four-part series on the man trying to kill your grandparents & children. overcast.fm/+AA4cUOKLyKE

Look out Ward 5 - cluster of unmarked cars with guys in tactical gear at old Walgreens at RI Ave and Montana NE @cmzparker5.bsky.social @spacelawshitpost.me @tombridge.com

COLLEGE STUDENTS WALK OUT In one week, students at American, Howard, Georgetown, UDC, and more will make it clear there is no cooperation with DC's occupation. JOIN THE WALKOUT ON TUESDAY, SEPT 9. Sign your strike card and get connected to other students on your campus: bit.ly/free-dc-walkout

Holy shit. I’ve heard absolutely horrible things about Hank Ketcham but never dove into it. That said I do remember the strip where he drew a black kid as a racist sambo character during the mid 70s so… this tracks This thread is absolutely worth a read b/c this dude was a fucking TURBO GHOUL.

LIGHTS, CAMERAS, LOS!!! I’ll be returning to the DC Shorts International Film Festival this weekend! I’ll be moderating two showcases on Friday(Day 2) at the Alamo Drafthouse Cinema in DC. Join me for a weekend of cinematic expression 💻: dcshorts.org #dcshorts #filmfestival

the 80s and 90s were such an amazing era for little kids watching movies that they absolutely should not have been watching

The best James Bond film.

remember folks, we cant have gun restrictions because if we do the federal government will occupy our streets, imprison people without due process, ship dissidents to foreign gulags and things of that nature

Here's what the third day of elementary school looked like in Mount Pleasant, Washington DC.

In response to the Trump regime’s executive orders that further enable their hostile takeover of DC, Free DC states, “Trump is laying the groundwork to quell all public dissent to his agenda. If he is successful, it would spell the end of American democracy. We refuse to allow that to happen…” 1/9

It's a surreal experience to find myself on the cover of Time Magazine but it's truly a reflection of what we have built together over these past ten months. Read the story: time.com/7308924/zohr... ...and sign up to canvass: zohranfornyc.com/canvasslaunch

Washington, D.C., filed a lawsuit challenging the Trump administration's "brazen usurpation" of the city's authority by trying to take control of its police. They argue it exceeds President Trump's authority under the Home Rule Act, which granted D.C. its degree of self-government. nyti.ms/3HDCNT7

I wish I had time to do more dumb shit

It’s not my favorite time to be here but don’t think I should be anywhere else either.

Reps @raskin.house.gov @robertgarcia.bsky.social @eleanornorton.bsky.social and Senator @vanhollen.senate.gov have introduced resolutions to end the emergency period in DC — and end Trump's power here. We need Congress to pass these bills as swiftly as possible. FreeDCproject.org/termination

Eyeopening walkthrough of DC by this creator. If you aren’t in DC, worth a watch all the way to the end—

thinking about how the CR that Schumer and Democrats let pass in March blew a $1.1 billion hole in DC's municipal budget, but we weren't supposed to worry about that because Republicans definitely agreed to pass a fix (that has not happened) Now Rs will cheer as Trump deploys troops on the streets

Im sick of logistical gotchas about politics in posts. They don’t add up. Yeah the statements don’t align with yadda yadda. You catching the flaw in the logic does nothing. Give it up.

I don’t like Bowser but this look on her face is pretty great.

We can just say “wrong” right?

Aw I missed Joe Hunter favoriting my posts. Hi Joe.

I want dc to be a state and then I want to put the dc flag on even more things than it already is. And then I want to STANDARDIZE THE SIZE OF THE STARS AND BARS.

"In a city of 700,000, there are about 800 unsheltered people sleeping outside. D.C. isn’t even among the top 10 cities with the largest homeless populations."

When did this become whose line is it anyway where the points don’t matter?

Yall don’t get to see JUST HOW CUTE MY KIDS ARE BECAUSE I GOTTA DEAL WITH THIS SHIT

I’m so fucking mad. This is a city of people trying to live their fucking lives.

I probably wouldn’t get along with this guy in any context but I love him for this.

Hi. I have basically never posted here but here we go. I live in dc and I’m so so so mad about what the fuck is happening to this city right now. Crime is at a 30 year low. But does that matter? No. What matters is unleashing troops and FBI and shit distracts from other shit.

D.C. residents rallied near the White House this morning to protest President Trump’s federal takeover of city law enforcement. Free DC led a rally near LaFayette Square this morning, where speakers called on D.C. area residents to fight back President Trump’s ‘fascist’ federal takeover.