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Eze
7 months ago
All Iāll say is that if youāre not protesting and canāt vocally support those who are, shut up. Rest in silence, please.
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Foxdee
7 months ago
My name is Skyler White yo
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normalize blocking people for not being funny
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Cold War era American media was famously very skeptical. Idk where the influx of absolutely delusional libs on this site came from but it's exhausting.
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Oh banana!! š
8 months ago
Jd Vance killed the pope
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Eze
8 months ago
Woke up to find out JD Vance killed the pope, thatās wild.
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The Onion
8 months ago
ICE Argues Migrants In Camps Are Free To Die At Any Time
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three wise negroes
8 months ago
so my takeaway from all of this is hitler would have gotten away with it if he didn't invade poland
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The Louvre of Bluesky
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pill that makes you look lik-
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9 months ago
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onion person
9 months ago
market manipulation is now legal policy and totally fine to do in the united states
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Eze
9 months ago
TL;DR folks coming from Facebook donāt understand humor or irony. Yāall are inferior posters, and should be a little ashamed of that fact.
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Oh banana!! š
9 months ago
I agree that whatās happening to these people is quite a lot worse than regular deportations but honestly the concept of creating an āillegalā caste of people of which you can destroy their lives at any moment was always going to lead to this
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we're all getting put in the contraption man what is this
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The Onion
9 months ago
Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
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Revised National Parks Webpage Describes Harriet Tubman As Human Trafficker
WASHINGTONāAs the Trump administration continues to alter the version of American history that appears in government publications, sources confirmed Monday that a page on the National Parks website ha...
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The Onion
9 months ago
Financial Advisor Recommends Keeping One Bullet In Chamber Just In Case
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Financial Advisor Recommends Keeping One Bullet In Chamber Just In Case
NEW YORKāNoting the volatility of various retirement products and the long-term uncertainty of global markets, financial advisor Michael Reynolds recommended Tuesday that investors always keep one bullet in the chamber, just in case. āEven if youāre a more conservative investor who keeps most of your savings in bonds and money market accounts, it just makes a lot of sense to have a round locked and loaded at all times in the event of a major financial market disruption,ā said Reynolds, who stressed the importance of maxing out yearly IRA contributions and regularly cleaning and oiling the barrel. āItās probably the furthest thing from your mind right now, but the time will come when youāll want quick access to it. When the kids are off in college and youāre nearing retirement age, and all of a sudden thereās an emergency, youāre really going to thank yourself for making sure you had that one bullet set aside and ready to go.ā Reynolds added that while at the minimum, investors will want to have a single bullet in the chamber for themselves, ideally, individuals should make sure they have enough so the whole family is taken care of.
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Smooth Dunk
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Edgy Internet Guy⢠(2025)
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reš maneš dur
12 months ago
reposting this meme youll never guess what imageboard was incidentally not a fan of this
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The Onion
9 months ago
Pale Teenage Psychic Collapses With Nosebleed After Trying To Jerk Self Off With Power Of Mind
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The Onion
9 months ago
Trump Announces SEAL Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
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Trump Announces SEAL Team 6 Killed U.S. Protester In Daring Overnight Raid
WASHINGTONāAddressing the country to reveal that one of the greatest threats facing the nation had been eradicated, President Donald Trump announced Thursday that SEAL Team Six had killed a U.S. prote...
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Better Things Are Possible
9 months ago
(seeing FBI agents sprinting in my direction as I'm being stabbed) Oh thank god I'm--(they run past me and tackle a guy who's flipping off a tesla)
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spit on me and call me useless
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief
9 months ago
this clip of chelsea manning on bbc world service is very funny because the interviewer is trying her absolute hardest to get a damning soundbite about luigi mangione and just Completely fails.
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Sam
9 months ago
really sucks how the White House has basically become rapist wakanda
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Smooth Dunk
9 months ago
right wing mentality
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9 months ago
iām losing my shit at this
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The Onion
9 months ago
Ethical Diamond Company Only Uses White Children To Mine
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Claudia Friedlander
10 months ago
Tesla Model 3 crushed by an Olmec statue By Mexican sculptor
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Sage Divinorum š³ļøāā§ļø
9 months ago
every radicalized wine mom from now until 2028:
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9 months ago
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I genuinely want nothing but the worst for the democratic party
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The Onion
9 months ago
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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9 months ago
if you ever feel bad about self-promoting your work just remember that the elon musk, the richest man in the world, was crying so hard about his businesses the president did a photo op for his businesses
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9 months ago
RFK Jr. Claims Measles Can Be Cured With A Good Concealer
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The Onion
10 months ago
CEOās Son Explains Why He Refuses To Let Father Help Him Sexually Harass Subordinates
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10 months ago
i simply donāt understand how schumer could ever convince anyone passing the trump budget was a good idea. republicans are dancing on him. absolutely pathetic
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10 months ago
donald trump is a fascist who is going to take over our government and ruin the entire country forever and end democracy and not let us vote ever again which is why we have to give him everything he wants
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infinite hell upon the democratic party
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TheCybersmith
10 months ago
Sissy hypnosis can ruin lives. Imagine what happens when a father of 4, struggling to pay rent, with a sick wife, gets affected?
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS
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Eze
10 months ago
We gotta normalize shaming representatives for their voting records. They think they can get away with this because most folks donāt pay attention to the more granular aspects of politics.
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J. L. Westover
10 months ago
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10 months ago
Cam Girl Has Ash On Forehead
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