Texting my fiancé to redownload hollow knight for me so I can play right after I get home tonight. And they say life is not worth living

This is so funny man, “I know what will get me back in the race, announcing more means testing!”

I’m glad this person and everyone liking it are pro mamdani but it took every ounce of my being to not quote tweet this with a wall of “HAHAHA”

Everything has to be the omnigame with every mechanic no matter how pointless or relevant to the game it is. And then these same people will complain about how every new AAA game is a carbon copy Ubisoft skill tree checklist game

Conservatives getting mad at this is so funny because it just reveals you got poop crusted fingernails

Everyone forgets Kamala 2020, the woman cannot and will not win a legit primary so this argument is pointless

You wouldn’t get it

“Guys if two of us drop out we have a chance” Mamdani:

Democrats so desperately want it to be the case that you can divorce the ideology from the rhetoric but the reality is both parts are required

It’s incredible that there was never a single point during the entirety of the right wing propaganda networks push to release the Epstein files that they thought “maybe we shouldn’t keep pushing for the thing that will obviously incriminate our own guy”

It really really really sucks how badly we lost the argument against AI

Is anyone in politics ever going to acknowledge or respond to the fact that the absolute most repugnant version of biological racism has been fully embraced by the most influential right-wingers in America? That literal neo-Nazi ideas are just standard claims on the right?

They’re going after the greatest philosopher of our time @regmonkey.bsky.social

I’m not mad about the change but it is funny that the dems thought calling republicans weird was too far not even a year ago and are now are all in on calling them pedophiles lmao

Newsmax has started referring to Ghislaine Maxwell as a “victim.”

“I took Josh Hawley’s advice” TOS man, TOS

DK bananza has the most insane pacing. I don’t know if there’s a single moment in the hours ive played so far that i would describe as downtime. It shouldn’t work but it does

I love the framing that we are still “learning” something from this. It’s just objectively good policy at this point

He’s gonna be president

An official White House statement about fucking South Park. Our institutions truly mean nothing anymore

Remember when Biden actually made it a campaign promise to cure cancer lmao

Us early adopters of pedocon law have never been more vindicated

They would rather shut down the government and pass nothing over talking about their love for Epstein

I can’t stress enough that there are honest to god concentration camps in NYC

Look at this swing with little to no influence from the dems. if the republicans had any sort of a real opposition party they would never hold power again

We really need to make calling them the party of pedophiles the only political talking point forever it’s actually crazy that they get away with stuff like this

This has to simultaneously be the funniest and most pathetic display name I’ve ever seen

I’m voting for whoever says they’re putting guys like this in a camp

I’m still in support of debate, but only between leftists and liberals. And when I say liberal, I mean “nobody to the right of Elizabeth Warren”. Centrists and KHive types have nothing to add to the discourse

I am not calling robots clankers bro 😭 feel like I’m getting in ground floor on a new slur

“Protect women’s sports” WNBA players: we want fair wages “Fuck you”

Lmao hes going to run in 2028 isn’t he

Don’t be at all surprised to see positive polling on Epstein among Republican voters in the near future

The people who said debating the right isn’t worth it were right they just didn’t know know the correct response was bullying. This is the true synthesis between the debate bro left and the wokescold left

To be honest, I think this is an overreaction to an amendment that literally got like 5 votes. I don’t really care about symbolic voting. Her defense of why she didn’t vote for it was pretty dumb and it annoyed me but not enough to pretend she is some Zionist now

This is the guy they keep telling us is going to impose sharia law lmao

Just a generational political talent man

This is now a DK Bananza skip account

Guys I think this is good game

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

The only western country possibly more cooked than the US

Why are democrats so obsessed with reframing everything back to “kitchen table issues” they are BAD at the kitchen table issues

Man he wasn’t just any kid fucker he was a “dreams up conversations with Epstein about kid fucking” kid fucker

Midterms are going to be a race to the bottom huh

Ever since I’ve moved I’ve been talking to less conservatives and 99.9 percent of the time it’s a blessing but man I would LOVE to see them squirm when I start asking bringing up this Epstein situation

The dichotomy between NB people in real life being almost exclusively cool people and NB characters in media being the most annoying people on screen is so crazy