¡SCARVES UP IF YOU WANT TO WIN THE CUP! NORTH, SOUTH, EAST AND WEST SIDES UNITED FOR THE CUP! Bring your Scarf to Q2 Stadium for the Final! Get up from your Seat! Get Loud from Minute 0! ACTIVATE THE FORTRESS, IT’S TIME TO GET SOME SILVERWARE!

Admin hopes he put into the contract what sculptor is designing and building his statue outside of Q2

Rothrock > Messi, Fodrey > Rothrock, it's just logic

All I can say is this. LISTOS!

The Inspiring Rise of Big-Game Brad 🧤 #USOC2025 @austinfootballclub.bsky.social | @ussoccer.com

Do we need to start keeping a bad penalty call table for the league? We'd be getting the supporters shield no doubt at this point!

Spoke to #AustinFC ’s CJ Fodrey. His gf lives in Missouri but did not travel across MO/KS state lines Sunday to witness CJ scoring his first MLS goal (a game-winner). She had a good reason. She (a college senior) was busy scoring her first collegiate goal Sunday (also a game-winner).

He has scored 5 goals, and every goal has been the game winner. The definition of clutch!

Wear your verde best (or craziest) and join us and @bradstuver.com for the 4th annual Bobby Jones CSF gathering at @hopsquad.bsky.social. We’re making it a Verde Homecoming to remember with homecoming photos, a cornhole tournament, great drinks, raffles and one lucky person will take home the crown!

Austin fans will accept recompense of: -2 points; -A public apology in stadium presented by Filip Dujic using his “however” catchphrase; -The right to hurl tomatoes at the VAR official;

A Venezuelan, a Ghanaian, and a Brazilian connect to score a beautiful goal. Don’t listen to the knuckle dragging, mouth breathers. This is what makes our sport, and our country, beautiful Diversity now. Diversity forever.

The travels of this international slot from Philly to Austin to NE to Vancouver is my Odyssey and I hope someday we get a good story on what it got up to on its travels! #austinfc

Furthest I've been N. Amsterdam, 🇳🇱 E. Tokyo, 🇯🇵 S. Guayaquil, 🇪🇨 W. Vancouver, 🇨🇦

Jorge Mas can pay for Messi to play for his team and his team alone, then. Major League Soccer fans shouldn’t have to pay for Messi (in more ways than one) if he isn’t subject to the same rules.

What an unserious team, can't even be bothered to understand the basic rules of the league they claim to be a part of.

If he is threatening that Messi will leave after this year and MLS can finally actually focus on making soccer accessible and fair for everyone, I have one thing to say: Don't tempt me with a good time.

How long until an Apple announcer calls him “beer?”

So at this point, if I'm Evander from @fccincinnati.com , im telling @mls.bsky.social either you announce Messi is suspended for Saturday or I don't play, right? I mean they can't suspend Evander but not suspend Messi for the same thing without looking even more unfair. #mls #fccincinnati

no foul called… and apple tv didn’t even show a replay 😭 @andrew-wiebe.bsky.social

It's what he does. 🧤 See you at the MLS All-Star Skills Challenge, @bradstuver.com !

What did Uzuni do to god to deserve this and is there some sort of black or white magic that can be done to sort it out? Because EVERY SINGLE TIME 😡

Anyone else think Pepe from Love Island resembles Austin FC’s Guilherme Biro? It’s all I can see while watching 🤣

I gotta say I find a lot of AI discourse around higher ed very confusing. "if ChatGPT can write your essays is college even worth it?" did people think math teachers were assigning problem sets because *they* couldn't figure out the answers?

It’s just wild that Dallas has been able to time-travel back to Covid.

lol, I’m sure it’s pretty healthy, but I can’t do it. My father in-law is the same as you. Life changing for him.

Skibidi toilet the chinese chicken

Austin FC will travel to San Jose on July 8/9th for the US Open Cup quarterfinal. If we win, we would host Chicago if they win. If Minnesota United wins, we would travel to St. Paul for the semifinal.

What’s the difference between fish and Houston? Houston doesn’t wait three days to stink.

It's amazing how much worse the TV product is for #austinfc fans is since Apple TV got involved. Can't wait for this experiment to end so we can get knowledgeable free local broadcasts again.

This match is more embarrassing than genuinely liking “Friday.” #AustinFC youtu.be/kfVsfOSbJY0?...

Also, If you don’t have time to watch the amazing Conclave, may I offer up the second best movie to document the papal cycle, Eurotrip youtu.be/y5QdsBJh1L0?...

Too true. I am happier with the lineup this year though honestly, just wish I didn't have to choose between Phantogram/Modest Mouse and Austin FC!

I’m here to shittalk the DJ playing Wonderwall pre-match

I need people to understand that anyone even suggesting you fire a 5-4-1 first year head coach as you sit third in the conference is not a serious person. You do not have to listen to their garbage takes on sports.

Movie you’ve watched more than six times using gifs. (Hard mode: No LOTR, Star Wars, The Wizard of Oz, or In This Our Life.)

Nothing better than a surprise green smoke to finish out the day!

🐈 Hot take: Maybe Austin Pets Alive should bring some "Cats of the Match" too this week? 🐁 We all saw what happened when a mouse gets on the field when #AustinFC plays.

For Ohio, try Eligible by Curtis Sittenfield! Pride and Prejudice modern retelling based in Cincinnati!

@bradstuver.com : Mouse Catcher #austinfc

You can hate it, but this is what peak data analysis looks like. AI will never touch this!

Birthday Bar Crawl @howdyhayley.bsky.social 👀👀

They're 2 of the most toxic words in US youth sports, and the intensity of the fervor around #AustinFC is such that they transcended to the pro level for Owen Wolff: Coach's son. He's a great deal more than that, tho, as he's shown on the field for some time now: www.mlssoccer.com/news/owen-wo...

Full unbiased Scottish commentary from LAFC v Austin FC. @bradstuver.com @losverdesatx.bsky.social @austinfootballclub.bsky.social @tombogert.bsky.social

To those who celebrate. Gotta Lent 'em all.

We are kicking off the second tifo of the season, which will feature a central phrase or slogan. Supporters have expressed a desire for this phrase to have an aggressive/tough/menacing/assertive tone! Give us some ideas! Let's hive mind this thing! docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...

gameday menu for La Barbecue includes: •3 sandwiches: brisket, pulled pork, “3-meat” (first two plus sausage) •loaded mac and cheese •rotating specials like pork and beef (!) ribs

Do we have any information about a welcome rally for Uzuni? Would love to welcome our latest DP to Austin! #austinfc #uzuniwelcome

Our first former Austin FC player in the front office. This is what you want to see when you're building a culture at a club!