Are there even 220 million adults in the US? I ask this sincerely.

Me, old enough to remember when the Obama administration did a similar release of Iranian funds previously frozen and Fox News and all their ilk referred to it as "paying" or "bribing" Iran.

It's very funny to me that Gmail has added what amounts to Word's grammar check feature from 2003 and is calling it AI.

This story is absolutely frightening. I hope multiple entities pay her millions by time this is all said and done.

"Mom has begun to question Jeff's path forward amid surging financial needs and no profit plan." <--- perfectly describes me in the 90s

The messed up part is that Nvidia is the largest market cap company in the US ... And what if a MAJOR customer of their chips just goes [poof] one day? Then we ALL pay the price for this hot garbage. And our current leadership will have no answer for it. Could be severe economic pain.

(ahem) Oh, this would be such a shame .... A horrible shame ... You'd just HATE to see it.

To my Canadian friends, an acquaintance started a petition to allow US transgender citizens to claim refugee status here. www.ourcommons.ca/petitions/en... If you’re Canadian please sign it. If you’re not, please share ❤️

Ypsi might be the only place I know of that is possibly even more fuck around and find out than Philadelphia.

The lesson here: if you witness shit go down, if you have it recorded on your phone, get the fuck out of there IMMEDIATELY

Is Canada looking to pick up any free agents? Asking for a friend.

When I was in the 7th grade, they added one more year of "reading" class that my sister didn't have to do (she was older). I decided the class just offended my sensibilities and I blew off the last assignment. No ragrets.

Spike Jones lives!

I watch a good bit of cop videos from local LEO's, and I have noticed this. Even just transporting an arrested person, they will come to some stop where they have to turn, and when they go, they just slam the gas to the floor until they reach the speed limit. In total non-emergency situations.

I’ve not forgotten this tweet.👇

Fellow Americans, might I introduce you to .... The FARC.

Marco Rubio is reportedly saying Maduro will stand trial in US courts. Which means it’s now the US administration’s position that US courts can hold foreign presidents, but not the US president, accountable for crimes.

Some idiot on CNN just said he thinks Trump's next focus will be on improving the "economic and political issues of Venezuelans" and literally I laughed out loud

the troops going along with this are absolute fucking losers. sorry man but if you're jumping to serve the illegal orders of men who have more time served in the audience of Cats than they do in combat, you're a fucking loser. sorry but there's no more goodwill for people who aren't going AWOL

I can't believe the winner of the FIFA Peace Prize would do this.

Hi, I'm pemphigus vulgaris

"Do you even lift, bro?"

In my head canon, this guy is shouting with each punch, "Take that, you stupid sex trafficking asshole!"

Once again, the man LOVES crime when it is done for his benefit. We should all state this clearly and repeatedly.

Me, old enough to remember when the GOP impeached the Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security

How I’m avoiding the relationship question at the Thanksgiving table

The death of two national guardsmen is a horrific tragedy. It is also an orchestrated tragedy by a president hellbent on creating a tinder box environment across the country.

Target also takes employees they want to fire, and turns them into criminals by filing trumped-up charges with local police. They did it to my adult son, and he relayed that he was far from the only one. I'm talking charges of theft when employees purchase damaged goods at discount prices.

I just transcribed a bit from the appearance of @dalarrykrasner.bsky.social on the podcast by @jeffasher.bsky.social , and he absolutely pulled no punches: Some of the worst news is that the President of the United States -- I hate to have to call him that, but I guess he is that -- (1/9)

The Christian right for decades has fear-mongered that federal agents (under Dem presidents) would "criminalize" Christianity and literally prevent them from worshipping. Now that Trump's stormtroopers are doing it ... crickets

Something has been bothering me about these Ring camera ads ... They are now selling products with 4-frickin-K cameras in them, but they also want us to believe that it's the AI that makes their products better. Not every improvement is attributable to AI, arseholes. @edzitron.com

Can you believe these prices? I blame the guy who invented the word "groceries" www.nbcnews.com/business/con...

The thing about this is ... If a Democrat were in this position, this would be the mildest headline in the news.

“May every day be another wonderful secret.”

I mean, what if the WSJ had found this Drumpf/Epstein letter and reported on it in, say, September of last year?

If they don’t have the cars available, just let the fans, but only white males, vote for the winner.

I had basically the same thought, so this perspective is valuable.

He pitched in the first major league game I ever attended. RIP, Señor Smoke.

Emoluments? Impeachment?

I think this just described @ordinaryeffort.bsky.social ....

Congress is back from recess after the weekend. Will anyone file articles of impeachment for expelling a U.S. citizen who is 4 years old and also has cancer.

How about instead of having to write an email, we get a plagiarism machine trained on the work of millions to spit out a rough draft that is awkward and weird and doesn’t really sound like you

NOT SUNNING OUR SCROTUMS ENOUGH

Please don't say "incorrectly mark," say "alter federal records to reflect the lie that 6,100 mostly Latino immigrants are dead."

Yes. More holds on nominees, hold on bills, whatever it takes. Even if it ultimately is destined to fail, but you can slow things down, DO SOMETHING. I am your constituent, @bluntrochester.senate.gov @coons.senate.gov

Incredible relief, I am sure, for his family.

Cops always pull out the A-word if you so much as lightly brush against them. It's technically correct, but, also, fuck these guys.

There's a whole list, but, yes, she's on it.

They are terrorists. Terrorists with power.

Some brave lawyer in Florida should file the complaint for her disbarment right now