I drive an insane amount lol. I’ve driven 10k miles since January 😳

There’s an undeniable richness to my curves when netted in a $20 box suit

POV: you’re a half-unpacked moving box we’ve abandoned because something infinitely more interesting just came up… @remykeane.bsky.social

You found me just in time…✨

It has been criminally underreported but Kelsey Pfendler has just rowed solo across the Pacific Ocean from the US coast to Hawaii in record time. A 2,400-mile unsupported journey in 43 days, 17 hours, and 55 minutes. Notably beating the Men’s record by 9 whole days.

brunettes could murder me. destroy me. i’m in love with all of them

What is it with kids mumbling these days lolol. I feel like so many teenagers I know speak so quietly I legit cannot hear them. Is this like a trend or something?!?!

🎉🎉 UPDATE 🎉🎉 I will be retiring from escorting August 16th Final tours are booked for Waterloo, North Bay, Sudbury, Montreal & Ottawa, plus availability in the GTA I am so grateful for all this industry has given me over the past 10 years, & to each of you for being a part of my journey 💙

I am so incredibly grateful for my clients 🥲 I feel so loved & respected by you all. Thank you for seeing me & letting me see you 🩷

Happy international day of Latex from @shiksababy.bsky.social & myself ✨ Hope your day is as shiny, slick, & slipper as ours was 😏🖤💦 🟢🟡🔵🔴 Our lovely Twister Moves crew 📸: @devinrenay.bsky.social with @idkidr (on ig) 🖤Gimps: @knotsnacks.com & @idkreger (on ig)

won’t you come a little closer? 😽

I rode a rollercoaster for the first time in a decade today & it was so much fun! 🤩 🎢

NYC, I’ll see you next week, 6/23-6/27 🧡💙

You like girls with muscles don’t you?

High skill often becomes invisible. When your time with a provider feels natural, spontaneous, and effortless, you're experiencing the result of thousands of hours spent refining a craft. The fact that we make it look easy isn't a reason to discount our work. It is precisely what you’re paying for.

My gay agenda is to get cis het men to stop caring about how they (or others) label their sexual desires or attractions or just general turn ons. This is where my emotional sadism comes out. I wanna lovingly drag you into acceptance that being in a gray space is beautiful, actually. 😇 Happy Pride!

So happy to be back in New Orleans for the summer, and in the arms of the perfect @dateavery.bsky.social

It’s been a busy couple of months! Here’s a photo from the Green River a couple of weeks ago I love rowing a boat. The ways the water moves with my oar stroke, the sound it makes. I’m moving my body while taking in these insane views! Maneuvering through rapids. What a gift, truly ☀️

Beach time 😘

Just a reminder of where you might find me next week 💋

Iykyk

📍 Anywhere on the East Coast: Me: “I live in New Mexico”. Them: “Oh I watched Breaking Bad!” Please don’t stop doing this. I love it every time lol

Sorry I’ve been a bit MIA the past couple of weeks! I had a sexy, silly & sweet time in RVA. Thank you to the hotties who made it such a wonderful time! Got back to NM & had to take some time to recoup, hope you’re having a wonderful week, enjoy this rainbow I saw! 🌈

I aim to please

Well, that’s all, folks! We are officially booked up! Can’t wait for our week of adventure and debauchery!

@marbledmaggie.bsky.social and I had a cancellation on the 23rd so we have some time! And probably also AM on the 27th. Everything else is pretty spoken for. Xo.

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RVA i’m coming for you next week the 22nd-27th! Still have ✨ limited ✨availability the 23rd & 27th. 💌: [email protected]

Touch is magical. Touch is ethereal. Touch is sublime. One of my most favourite parts of being a provider is serving the touch-starved; exploring new types or forms of touch with someone; and/or simply being a conduit to experience ✨touch✨

Touchable, untamed 🌿

You walk in to a @lovefromquinn.bsky.social, @marcellaverdi.bsky.social, and @marbledmaggie.bsky.social sandwich. What’s your move 👀👀 Better yet, tell us in person at the end of April!

@marbledmaggie.bsky.social and I still have a leeetle sliver of time next month!

It’s my birthday! 🎉 I went kayaking with my pals & have been soaking up the sun! 🏜️ This is the first birthday I have ever played on the river rather than in the snow, definitely a change for my usual March birthday… but I’ll take it I suppose!

god i feel like such a perv in the gym. so many beautiful women !!!!

Friendly reminder: I see clients of ALL ages 21+, including gents in their 60s and beyond. Don't be shy about your age - reach out to me to book time together 💜 I also welcome clients of all body types, genders, ethnicities, and occupations; newbies; and those with disabilities or neurodivergence.

It’s my birthday later this month 🎂🥳I’ll also be celebrating 10 years in this industry this trip around the sun. I just updated my wishlist with leather goods, ski bibs, camping gear, books & some cozy linens… 📚 🏕️ 🏂 👜 Be a dear & send a birthday treat, would ya? A decade deserves it! 😘

Ohhhhh I wish we could make it into town but there's no way that week could work 😭😭😭 anyone who is on the fence about booking a duo, just do it!!! Totally worth it 🧡

We love those that book early. Early bird gets the worm!

Light of my life @marbledmaggie.bsky.social will be here April 22-27th. You’re gonna wanna get in touch sooner rather than later.

Told client I was coming home, didn’t hear from him… Deposit was sent before he even responded to me. 🤤 BDE 🍆💦

RVA I’m coming for you April 22nd-27th! As always, offering duos with my bestie @marcellaverdi.bsky.social - you don’t want to miss the silly jokes & extraordinarily hot moments we bring to a room! Our time will fill up quick, reach out soon! 💋 💌: [email protected]

in case you were wondering, my dog has to get his post meal humps in. after every single meal. respekt 🫡

It’s my birthday later this month 🎂🥳I’ll also be celebrating 10 years in this industry this trip around the sun. I just updated my wishlist with leather goods, ski bibs, camping gear, books & some cozy linens… 📚 🏕️ 🏂 👜 Be a dear & send a birthday treat, would ya? A decade deserves it! 😘

Never thought I’d live in one of those places people park their car with an easel to paint the scenery, but now I can’t imagine it any other way

I am planning a crazy Southwest road trip and Tour! 🏔️Santa Fe and ABQ Mar 15–20 🌵Tucson Mar 26–30 🌊LA Apr 4–7 🌉Bay Area Apr 8–12 I am super interested in duos and in all of these areas + I could be persuaded to travel to You in NM/AZ or for a longer date! #oursky #datenm #dateaz #dateca

I’ve had an ear infection for almost 3 weeks now 🙃 Went back to the doc & she was so surprised that I had not being dealing with pain still.. but I cannot hear out of my right ear. Gives me a lot more perspective for people who have dealt with hearing loss. Sensory overload is reaaaaallllll

A friendly reminder to clients that providers are not compensated for time spent outside of sessions. It's important to keep correspondence strictly to scheduling and then also to a minimum unless sending gifts or part of a texting package if that is a service they offer.

my dog is my son and my husband. i can’t explain it but pls just know

Let's go hiking and admire the strange foliage