Don’t keep me waiting.

I’m like if a beautiful woman was also a sick, disgusting pervert 💘 Photo by Lanee Bird

Okay… am BEGGING a lover to take me to see this. I will cave for an O’Neill production with this cast. stannswarehouse.org/show/anna-ch...

If you *really* want to support a sex worker, you’d get the corn huskers lotion off my wishlist to save my weightlifter hands this winter 🌽 marigoldgift.com/christinabla...

I famously *thrive* in party settings so if you have holiday party obligations that you’re dreading, book me to be your social butterfly companion 🦋

Daydreaming 💭

God I love people who are weird little freaks (complimentary).

Love getting pre bookings for December 🤍 newsletter folks have access to some special rates - will be posting about those here next week.

The closer we get to winter, the higher my desire to be at a corner table at a restaurant sharing a dessert gets.

Some hopeful news for your morning - collective efforts to preserve the signage in National Parks 🌲 www.404media.co/save-our-sig...

First one is out, check your spam 💌

When sex is exchanged for money, it collides with two deeply entrenched cultural beliefs: that sex should be private, moralized, and tied to love, and that women’s labor should be undervalued or unpaid. Selling sex disrupts both of those norms at once, which invites judgment and distortion.

Added a “books” and “vinyl” section to my wishlist because my physical media desires deserve their own space marigoldgift.com/christinablair

Daydreaming 💭

Over here I can post about how happy I am about Dick Cheney over on the other place I have death threats in my inbox for saying that I voted for Zohran.

Call me beep me

Voted for Zohran, had a great clean and jerk session, cooking a delicious meal for my friends, a good day 😌

Why would you ever rush when you could take your time with me and savor every moment?

Got a good morning text from a client telling me that he died because he knew it would make me happy… and it did 🥰

Why would you ever rush when you could take your time with me and savor every moment?

In this work, 2k is a tip…anything less we lovingly refer to as “a little walking around money”.

Two newsletters going out this month ✍🏼 1. Back to some sex history (my recent post about the book Habitual Offenders should clue you in on topics) 2. Some announcements about my winter plans and maybe some winter specials I’ll be running 👀 newsletter will see it before social media does…

TOMORROW ONLY! Erection Day Special: 11/4 only between 10 am-10 pm 90 min ~ 800 2H ~ 1,000 3H ~ 1,400 4H ~ 2,000 6H ~ 2,600 New friends please fill out my form at audreyborealisny . com slash tickets Old friends feel free to text or email 😘

I’ll make room for you darlin’ I’m all booked up for November - with the exception of 11/17 and 11/30 Taking inquiries for December in NYC 💫

Can’t wait to throw it back for the first person to successfully send a fully complete and well written booking form or email. The “hey bb u avail” “hi, how to see u?” crowd have been coming in HOT the past few weeks.

Rewatched Alien last night with some friends and I am more convinced each viewing that Alien is a gothic in space.

I’ll make room for you darlin’ I’m all booked up for November - with the exception of 11/17 and 11/30 Taking inquiries for December in NYC 💫

Someone should take me to see this on November 30th, make it an overnight, and take me to brunch at The Commerce Inn the morning after 🎺 www.thedjangonyc.com/events/sylvi...

I want you debased, depraved, and desperate 🖤 Photo by Lanee Bird

I’ve been visiting my wife in the hospital all week and have racked up quite the Uber bill, if you’d like to give me a Halloween treat, send to $ponyramone 🖤

Happy rainy day to all who celebrate 🤌🏼

Duos mean double the fun in bed but also getting to try more dishes at a restaurant with double the mouths to feed 💫💋

Another reason why the-powers-that-be have such distain for SW is that so many of us are moving our time/energy/resources into holding up our communities and fighting back against oppression...I love my job for what it gives me time to do & I love other SW moving the same way 🖤

Would you be a dear and help me take off the rest?

“Due to criminalization and stigma, sex workers face disproportionate levels of violence and harassment. Violations of privacy can lead to arrest, immigration consequences, and lasting harm.” www.404media.co/metas-ray-ba...

Hearing a tattoo artist say “you sit so well” immediately ignites my praise kink 🙂‍↕️

A gift for each side of me, thank you T for such sweetness 🖤 My wishlist heavily reflects my nature of having one million interests.

You’ve got my attention.

I love all the fabulous friends I make doing this job 🥰

I’ll definitely respond to an incomplete form if it looks like information was left out on accident but the rest of the inquiry is sound (as long as you send it in the follow up)! But if you’re sending an inquiry lacking most or all of the information I ask for, it’s going in the 🗑️

October newsletter is out! Check your spam 💌 I loved writing this one.

Go spoil this absolute dreamboat 🤍🤍🤍🤍

Good mirror placement don’t you think?

I can assure you that booking a duo with two hot sex workers who adore each other *will* improve your whole month.

If you like and comment on my posts and photos (*especially* if you are able to hide behind a nameless/faceless account) you can most certainly tip me 💋 tipping the sex workers whose content you engage with/consume is very fucking cool. marigoldgift.com/christinabla...

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I'm sick again and it sucks!! Get me something to cheer me up, I have a lot of options ✨ throne.com/carta ✨

Every October I am reminded how Over the Garden Wall is a perfect piece of morally ambiguous gothic media.

Reintroductions: I’m Maya Jude aka MJ Still a whole lotta fun. Maya Jude d0t c0m

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