Today I back squatted heavy triples and watched amateur muay thai fights and tomorrow I am making strawberry ice cream 🍓 A balanced weekend.

Pop quiz: was I wearing underwear here?

Are you caffeinated yet?

Need a lover to whisk me away somewhere in close proximity to a lake, ocean, or spring this summer.

Get out of my photos, ugly hotel tv & art

Newsletter subscribers 📣 I need your brains - ask me your most compelling, burning, provocative (not to be confused with inappropriate 😉) questions and they *just* might be featured this month. I’m having some fun with a more personal essay this time around! tellonym.me/christinainnyc

Kind of incredible that sometimes my day gets to start with a hot threesome with @dateavery.bsky.social 😌

Initial greetings: 👎“It is so good to meet you!”= not discreet in public settings, ignores all the times I‘ve visited you in your dreams 👍”It is so good to see you!”= discreet in public settings, acknowledges being in my presence as an inherently bettering activity for your state of body & mind

Another day, another instance of skin to skin contact and being vulnerable enough to invite in intimacy healing everything 💫 Book the provider, I promise your brain will feel less foggy and the world will feel a little gentler after.

The kind of feverish desperation with which people soak up the first warm days of the spring (before the weather stays consistently warm) makes me insatiably horny.

My birthday is next month. I desire to be celebrated and plan to be (selectively) hedonistic. If you’d like to be part of that euphoric quest, you know where to inquire 💌

*cough cough* *hint hint* *wink wink*

You’re welcome.

Getting a small medical procedure done today, not serious but will be out of commission until Monday! Treat + soup funds and sexy April date requests are welcomed 🫦💞

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Someone who wants their head to be the grape between my thighs AND tear down the sacrosanctity of marriage? On Good Friday no less? Hot.

Do you have a crush on me?

I just took the most incredible photo of my ass… this heinous squat program I’ve been on is doing a lot of favors 🤭

Do you have a crush on me?

Alright y’all, I have added a pretty extensive FAQ section to my website 💘 This covers everything from screening to suggestions on how long you should book to advice for overcoming nerves. If you’re nervous about taking the plunge, give it a read and put your mind at ease.

And I wrote down something small about bodies, too. open.substack.com/pub/daphnewr...

Dressed to flirt with you over dinner while your eyes keep drifting down to my lips.

No one flirts with me quite like my bodega guy when he tells me he misses me and the two older women who smoke on the stoop complimenting my muscles.

Almost spring, perfect time to extend your lunch break and take a sunny stroll on your way to have a rendezvous with me.

Happy Trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️ Book, tip, gift your favorite Trans provider to show them the love they deserve💕

Good view, don’t you think?

Newsletter is out 💌 Thank you to the sweetie who helped replace my broken laptop so I could send her out before April 😚

Life hack: Book a provider for 3-6 months from now for the motivational energy

Who wants to get *off* social media and get *into* bed with me?

Love when my schedule looks like 9:00am - go to the gym 5:00pm - makeout with @daphnewynne.bsky.social 💞

✨ Schedule housekeeping I will be traveling internationally April 17th - 24th so will be unavailable. Would love to have some plans to look forward to in the first half of April. Let’s make it happen 🖤

Some very hot is indeed making this happen 🙂‍↕️ Love when y’all take action.

My sweet darling laptop breathed her last breath this afternoon. She had an impressive 15 year run - Newsletter will be delayed a day or two!

Hey. HEY. New Yorkers… April 7th - 12th… I am *begging* for one of you to make this happen.

My favorite kind of envelope.

A first rate kisser who pays for you to get a pedicure before the date and sucks on your toes? Happy Saturday to me 🪩

We’re not out of Fool’s Spring™️ yet, but once we are in Real Spring, I’m going to need my dates to set aside time for us to get ice cream at some point during our time together.

once again reminding friends, followers, and fans to divest from socials and get on our mailing lists!!

Re: the inevitable wh*rephobic enshittification of BlueSky, I am beyond sick of these disembodied, eros-immune, reptilian fucks who want to turn the internet into a dystopian CSAM-bazaar just because they think everyone is as humanity-averse as them and content with a Grok-animated "girlfriend."

Bluesky has been bought by private equity and their TOS is changing. Some colleagues have already been kicked off. After losing my Twitter (on my birthday no less!), I’m not holding my breath. Many connections vanished to the ether. If you don’t want to lose touch, subscribe to my newsletter! 💘

Who wants to get *off* social media and get *into* bed with me?

March Newsletter is coming your way on Monday 💌 We’re talking about the difference between pleasure and fulfillment + how to reactivate your senses in a world of cheap overstimulation. www.meetchristinablair.com/newsletter

Finally watched Wuthering Heights (yikes on many levels) but I really can’t get over how stylistically and tonally it’s like Poor Things and Zoolander had a baby. This is not a compliment.

Another day, another instance of skin to skin contact and being vulnerable enough to invite in intimacy healing everything 💫 Book the provider, I promise your brain will feel less foggy and the world will feel a little gentler after.

After watching the Louie Theroux documentary it is abundantly clear that the Manosphere is just large scale D.A.R.V.O.

*psssst* that’s your cue to send us an inquiry

In the face of an insanely rough day, sometimes you just need to listen to Head Like a Hole on repeat and squat very heavy.

Lord I see what you have done for others…

March calendar is starting to get full, would be super sexy if someone started planning a date for April 🤭