my beautiful wonderful talented girlfriend is doing beautiful wonderful talented stuff 😍😍

farming simulator time babeyy

got that slutty plant dad energy on lock

asked my new cute coworker about one of her tattoos and she was like “oh yea I got this at the beginning of my transition” i almost started pumping my first in the air because TRANS COWORKER !!!!!!!!

big thoughts today chat

Unlike you, I get my news from a reliable source.

love is stored in the sooooooop

binx sits and sleeps like a person sometimes and it makes me so uncomfortable :0

(austin powers voice) yyyyeah adult!

hi my name is judith butler, and welcome to jackass *guitar riff*

gonna change my name to “camila 💟” and start following every single account. i can’t let the bots have all the fun

my wife has started calling me “my bean sprout” as a term of endearment and it makes my heart explode every time she does it 😭💕💕💕

this judith butler audiobook *will* fix me

i feel so spoiled with all the new comfy clothes my gf and her mom gave me 🥰🥰

I’m making a block list for all the Cami bots this morning. Please subscribe, as I’ll be adding them as they roll in. 🙄🙄🙄 bsky.app/profile/did:...

me: i just found a piece of lavender under my boob 😦 my gf: that’s ok, i just pulled a hair out of my ass 😄

I am a Scorpio which means I fluoresce under ultraviolet light

our choices shape us. make good ones

my wife is too beautiful im going to die

somebody at my work is leaving tiny dragons all over the building ?? im obsessed ???

i don’t listen to midwest princess every morning anymore so now when i do it feels like im injecting that shit straight into my veins

Pamela Anderson in the Criterion closet is so powerful

hello internet i am ready to be silly again

sometimes gender is the sudoku app’s lil emoji guy with sunglasses smirking at you when you complete a number

men are so wild likee one of your childhood best friends die and then your dad interrupts to tell you he just started watching shogun

i farded

this world doesn’t deserve chappell roan

pulling up to the taco bell with a christmas tree tied to our car

just nutted in my girl and now she’s eating poptarts :0

Really grim. He murdered a man for being homeless, and got away with it because the man was homeless. We should be clear about this and the fascist implications here.

not trying to get into the dischorse but seeing cis women get upset by beauty and confidence in trans women is always so depressing 🙃 like why do they have to deal with your personal insecurities

mirror selfie wrapped 2024 this year was wild

receiving pets is not enough. he must be wrapped around my arm

how the world looks when you get off of work to go play videogames and smoke weed with your hot wife

DEMOCRACY NOW PLAYING CHAPPELL ROAN LETS GO LESBIANSSSSSSS 🎉✨✨

Going to work in minnesota winter means my wife and I are wearing all of the clothes in our house. We got enough layers on to clothe a small army

waitin’ for the bus in the cold in the cold waitin’ for the bus in the cold

WHELP

it’s a good thing im not gay or this would really be a problem

some bitch stole my joke ;-;

da carrot puppies

my favorite part of wicked was when idina menzel and kristin chenowith came on and half the audience turned to ask the theater nerd who dragged them there “who is that”

my wife literally went out shopping to get us both upgrades for our computer, then grabbed taco bell and picked me up early from work. i could cry im in heaven right now 😭

me, hiding in the bushes with a blunt outside my aunt’s house