Going back to Church and by Church I mean relistwning to The Fame Monster (church for millenial queers)

PEOPLE SHOULD NOT DRIVE DRUNK but as someone who has dabbled in drunken bicycling…. I get it. DO NOT DO IT. but I understand why it is enjoyed.

Hot take (not really) Brat is a fucking fantastic album

Using the Power of Shawarma to snap myself out of my dépressive hibernation

Enrolling myself in Woke Moralist classes

ACABIRCBHHSP (All Cops Are Bastards, Including Rust Cohle, But He Had Some Points)

ACABEC (all cops are bastards, except Columbo)

The deep heartache one feels when someone u sexted with a week ago hasnt replied since

When u light a prayer Candle to get a stranger to open Grindr and see ur messages after 3 days

yeah this strain is a hybrid. 50% weed, and 50% weed

Look at this stupid angel

I want him to be able to stay anonymous because this whole « I tell in love with my psychiatrist » saga must be a nightmare for him but I also want to know what he looks like. Like maybe he’s so hot it’s like a Hélène of Troy thing; the face that launched a thousand part TikTok crash out

Using Grindr in Québec and learning so many new french expressions

I can't wait to vote when I'm dead

Posting again because I need people to know how much I love “angel of my dreams” by Jade.

You mean six of these little guys took out bin Laden?

She has spoken ⚜️⚜️⚜️

« what if luigi wrote the words flavour town on the bullets? »

Still idolizing the rich in 2025 is so embarrassing oh my god

STOP HAVING CHILDREN AROUND ME. do not shove your digusting regretful breeding lifestyle DOWN MY THROAT

I need to make one of the pop culture prayer candles but with a screenshot of the Rob Ford crack video; god took the wrong brother from us…

Man i am on a roll in the wind quintet groupchat

Canadians have decided to take a vow of French for the next 4 years to protest the annexation of Canada

lol

Luigis Mansion is a cool « game » where « Luigis » go to « mansions » and do « Luigi stuff »

Q as in « psycho killer; qu’est-ce QUE c’est » and C as in « say » or « psycho killer; qu’est-ce que C’EST »

Gonna start referring to Québec city as QC QC (like NY NY for New York city, New York state). French prononciation of the letters q and c of course. I dont know if people do this already but if they dont I want it to catch on

Im gonna be so pissed if Québec séparâtes but Island of Montréal gets a Wall down the middle and i end up on the american side I need to move to QC QC or like trois rivières asap

I've seen enough. Quebec must develop an arsenal of nuclear weapons as soon as possible

crazy that im still going to be living in Québec when it séparâtes after Canada gets annexed damn

Trudeau 8 months from now, divorced, no longer PM, lost his seat in Parliament, messaging a 23 year old Mcgill graduate on Feeld: So what's your experience with ethical non monogamy?

Bobby Hill to Connie in a poème he wrote for their anniversary

I’ll Watch the mufasa movie when they remake it with all the same songs but 2D animated in 20 years Whether in the style of the original lion King or a new version but im never going to see this live action cgi bullshit

I need to improve my french because my first thought was « wait the sport has been called mexican golf this whole Time? »

Canada Will never beat the « same (as stupid and evil) as america but we can go to the doctor and some of us speak french » allégations

À relevant meme

Le plus grand regret de Justin Trudeau est de ne pas avoir fait ce qu'il a promis de faire et qu'il avait les moyens de faire mais qu'il n'a pas fait parce que cela ne l'avantageait pas alors que son parti était au pouvoir.

BREAKING NEWS: Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau announces resignation, as Canada officially admits defeat in the Drake vs. Kendrick beef.

Trudeau résigning is a pretty good january 6th présent lmao

Trudeau right now

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