This is incredible

Anyone else have a cat that forces you to play fetch while you’re trying to sleep 😭

You dummies complained about Valhalla not being dark enough at night and now we have Shadows and Black Flag Resynced where the game gets so dark you literally can’t see anything

We need to find a way to tell older relatives that “I still think of you as [deadname]” isn’t sweet and endearing 🥴 it’s actually insulting and annoying.

I’m collecting all the times ppl have told me unprompted that I look like Anne Hathaway

Did a sketch on paper with pencil for the first time in … an embarrassingly long time

I’m sorry GTA 6 is very ugly to me… the people still look like pudding. It’s very much an elevated sims 3 look. And this is the game where people are prepared to settle for an unstable 30fps?…

If I were to cast season 2 of Canadas Drag Race All Stars: Eboni Labelle Boa Perla Minhi Wang Bom Bae Adriana Kimmy Couture Denim Tara Nova

I drew a cover for a children’s book and I can’t waitttt for it to be published it’s so cute 😭

Stand UP! *falls*

Sometimes I see old pics of myself and I’m like wow, how do I look younger now? And then I remember I literally got plastic surgery a year ago.

I do believe patriotism is strictly for morons

The Trump administration is exclusively admitting white refugees from South Africa, we don’t have to act as if immigration status is the primary lens they’re making these choices by

Elf made dupes for olaplex no 7 and colour wow dream coat and they’re not available in Canada I hate this world

Haley Stevens looks and sounds like the child of uncle fester and Debbie

A man told me he could tell I had ffs because of my Adams Apple, my cheeks, and jawline… 3 things I did not have done 🐠🐠🐠

Bro my antibiotics make me so violently nauseous it should be illegal

Christina Aguilera will do ANYTHING to avoid releasing new music it’s crazy

Someone lowballed me on fb marketplace 😂😂

Really wish Evangeline Lilly didn’t have that whole rfk jr antivaxx arc

Its not even AI. Its machine learning and LLMs behind the marketing name based on years of sci-fi fiction making people think “oh its finally here now” rather than the wobbly bullshit and planet destroying thievery thats going to make certain companies and people rich. You’re a rube to fall for it.

Mallory mcmorrow is like that cousin that’s always been so nice to you and then you see her on Facebook and she’s posting like “I saw two Muslim men next to each other today and it made me cry for the victims of 9/11”

WHEN DID NATHAN FILLION GET THAT SEXY

There’s a twink that always hits on me online that looks sooooo much like Ariana Grande it’s actually disturbing to me

Hi there, nice to see you. Professional craftsperson here to say: THE VALUE IS ABSOLUTELY IN CREATING A PERFECT FLOWER POT YOU WEIRD GARGOYLE (1/?)

Sam Rocha can not possibly supply me with enough Sam Rocha videos in the time that I need them

LIVE BY THE NECROPOLITICS DIE BY THE NECROPOLITICS

If you were 10-12 years old with a ps2 in your bedroom in 2003 you know how bad square enix fucked us up with this youtu.be/0rIvp-AreGI?...

Raven, who ostensibly works full time for WOW for half the year, competing on the show again is a little……….

given what Elon is willing to say out loud now, I’m amazed he’s not willing to say the actual reason he wanted to kill USAID, which is its role in the end of apartheid

Nikki and Paolo’s episode of lost is so fucking funny. Those writers were brilliant 😭

Haven’t been to an ER in ages and wow they stink

Watching a drag queen that doesn’t know the words to a song she picked is such a bad feeling. Like there’s something nefarious going on here…

I'm in love with the opening for "Tiempos Hibridos", a Mexican indie animated series project by Beto Irigoyen. >> www.youtube.com/watch?v=xcIP...

My legal team is now working on copyright cases against SHEIN. They were the first place that counterfeits of my work started showing up and I am glad to be able to finally go after them. If you have had your art ripped, please contact Justice for Artists. They won a huge case for me last year.

stock market is literally like a circle of divorced men asking each other “yo does elon musk got a fat dick like all of us do? unanimous agreement?—aite ten trillion points to all of us and flesh eating woims for everyone else”

I understand why Zara had Shakira on eurosummer but I would much prefer it was Madison or Tyla instead so it was actually listenable…

Spending my birthday weekend barely able to move bc I got an infection 🥰 this is 35

Why does the NSO expansion pass get you NOTHING 😭 like am I paying $40 extra per year for botw and totk upgrades which are $30 total? Every new expansion pass that comes out is not included…

My cats nickname went from baby to mamas baby to baby mama to pretty mama to just mama

One mediocre $24 shawarma lunch later…

Lazeez really charges $21 for a regular shawarma plate and wants you to pay $1 extra per topping 😭😭😭 even lettuce!!! Insane

peter thiel has killed himself

I hate my hitler government i hate my hitler government i hate the antichrist president i hate the antichrist president i hate the plague eugenicist hhs secretary i hate the plague eugenicist hhs secretary i hate the alcoholic rapist talk show pentagon i hate my alcoholic rapist talk show pentagon i

PLEASE PUT ME ON EVERY “AI HATER” BLOCK LIST. FUCK AI!!!!!!!!!!!

The families who are downtown for graduations clearly have never seen a gorgeous transsexual pumping in business casual at 8:50am

detective: you're a sick son of a bitch, you know it? that bird was your friend of 10, 12 years and you drop a big fuckin boulder on him. wile e. coyote: i swear to god man i didn't think it was gonna work. it never works. oh god. detective: nevada's a death penalty state.

How did I not know about Bloomtown it’s so good