you can't just say it's called blu-ray because of using a blue laser. You need to show me how we got here from fire

(pronouns pending)

keep the kids off the lawn by posting mundane daily life

my own integrity made me be way too kind to people who thought I was being mean by stating this is who I am, it's not against you it's just true. I could have criticized a lot of people a lot more and been better off tbh

I have a very specific bone to pick with society but havent exactly figured out how to express it yet

normalize just saying “etc.” without listing any examples at all

my understanding of pharmacies is that they're pure fucking magic and I just have to believe they're getting the wishes i sent

preaching at the choir but it'd be swell if society didn't go "sex bad" so hard that it means every1 thinks that suppressing a cold shudder is normal sexual activity. while demonizing ppl who are okay with being NORMAL bout it and enjoy a normal relationship with their own emotions and desires

pigs are some of the smartest animals and they make little snorfle noises because they understand that being understood is far more important than being dignified

so my gf went to bed watching a guy eat old MREs. She's asleep. Now he's poured water into cups showing how much comes from metabolizing protein (goop?) vs carbs (candy) vs fat (butter) with increasing amounts in that order and explaining that candy is best for survival on a life raft

there's something about this animal that gets me

so much crap that used to matter doesn't matter anymore and I've been trying to not just explode out into the universe but lmao

You people don't understand!!! I am an ARTIST and POSTING is my medium!!! The phone keyboard is my canvas!!! *5 minutes later* Ok guys taking a shit now

my life is so bespoke

why does having too much energy make me exhausted

kitty knew…

maybe try being a little bit more *like* jessie maybe then you'd get a girl like he has just moaning about it will get you *nowhere* pal maybe he has a really nice ass or something maybe he's funny !

posting too serious, check this out:

i'm the one that invented the stussy/cool s. it is in fact an alchemic symbol that gives me a portion of the inscriber's life force. so, thank you, to everyone that has ever drawn one, there's nothing that can stop me now

just because it's free doesn't mean you have to take it, like a flower once u pluck it it loses its charm

poor Vegeta, the plot is out to get him

there's no need to be so heterosexual towards me

found out I'm only 1 inch taller than Vegeta

some quick sketches i liked from the stream

Obscene

I'm Home,, alive, it's a miracle, im awake

invented a new game called if ur a lady or a lesbian u may call me she but everyone else must call me he/him. and then we see who wins when I'm dead.

Your pfp is supposed to represent the indelible state of you inner life sweaty

did good with this

the merovingian gave garfield a piece of lasagna that made him cum. little did he know, all lasagna makes garfield cum

gf doesn't have a problem spelling bourgeoisie but but struggles with misogyny

visit a friend at their home, casually open the fridge, take out the pickle jar and eat *every* last pickle, drink all the juice, sigh with contentedness, and say, "i'd do the same, for you."

PSA IM NOT "MASCULINIZING" IM JUST TAKING T

our house is a thigh construction zone

once again a company leaving money on the table

do you have seeds on your phone

leading a secret life where I change into my underwear whenever there's trouble

I don't think some ppl know what rent free means

concert experiencer : "these nerds and their costumes made me want to live"

taxing the money I didn't get for pissmas

leaving the environment of abusive ppl is worth it cause you might not even realize how acclimated you are to similar shaped predatory, manipulative bullshit, not just from them but in general, and you might not realize how deeply that is impacting your life until you try something different

i will die 1000 times to become the correct me

our society is a collection of scars we're expected to bare with no complaints

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