it's funny when you're 3 coffees in, white knuckling it, 2.5 hour gabber playlist in the headphones, fighting a space battle against your computer tasks and then you take them off and it's just like truck driving by house settling intermittent birdsong

why do they call it tamp on when you tamp on the new egg tamp off old flush the egg

SHUT THE FUCK UP STOP CALLING THE MOON WEIRD NAMES ITS JUST THE FUCKING MOON THE SAME FUCKING MOON ALWAYS THE SAME FUCKING MOON SHUT THE FUCKING FUCK UP www.skyatnightmagazine.com/news/beaver-...

I haven't drawn in a few days and I'm starting to need an exorcism

I wonder if tomorrow the girls will seem to have eaten their spaghetti and meat balls

Well behaved dead seldom make Bruce Campbell movies

you hear a crunching in the distance. perhaps a hot chip, being devoured by a lying woman

The song I was looking for is actually Aretha Franklin's "I Say a Little Prayer" but me and my gf changed "forever and ever" to "whatever, whatever" and did the same thing to Shakira's "Whenever, Wherever". This is going to haunt me in dementia

whenever, wherever forever, and ever whatever, whatever

I saw a name generating site where you could choose vampire, zombie, wizard or human which as my gf pointed out are all ... humans

I wanna know what stuff is

story about a kid who wants to type 120 wpm to be just like his dad with his huge vintage keyboard but it got broken and the kid can't use it. he only has shitty flat laptop keyboards. some asshole round the same age makes fun of him. at that moment who walks by but a vintage keyboard enthusiast

and the rest is uh history, probably

i think theres a difference between nostalgia and reminiscing- nostalgia's built off the -algia root, which means pain- nostalgia is the lament that things aren't as we remember them being reminiscing can be nostalgic, but it can also just be gratitude expressed for experiences we've had

someone here is turning into an owl

been falling asleep watching Dracula for the first time and so far I'm confused because we only read up to the part where he crawls around like a lizard. But he has many more powers and I'm supposed to accept this

made him completely out of shit from my house (except the sticks which I got from a street tree the city just pruned) habit of hoarding every potentially useful scrap: JUSTIFIED ✔️

it's me, unnamed critter from bosch's triptych of the temptation of anthony!

I feel like a gain super powers when I get to a certain state of tired and that super power is being a fucking asshole

If you’re in a V to fly south for winter stay in a V

Pumpkin! Happy Halloween :3

I watched a lot of old horror movies recently and one thing I've noticed is that a lot of people in them are probably going through bad nicotine withdrawals

my gf asked if I was Sam Neill or Isabelle Adjani and I said I'm nonbinary

there's a zhuang for that

Somebody in this camp ain't what he appears to be. Right now that may be one or two of us. By spring, it could be all of us.

would you let this horse drink its wine in ur house i would

please one sauce per child

valid to eat rubberbands

I'm constantly thinking of queer parody ideas. I need friends who aren't afraid

it's my possession day today

horse?... yeah

happy Halloween morning officially

my pants are back in season!

unintentionally made art

this year we're setting out a candy bowl of all our accumulated sauce packets

giving out little cups of potato salad for halloween

I need a week of laying in bed reading books. generic I know

I think a good halloween tradition would be to watch the star trek episode where dr crusher fucks the ghost

something about me is my boobs are bigger than my brain

is it bad luck for a nonbinary person to be on board

flipping a coin to decide whether to chill or not chill

"put it where the sun don't shine" ahhh right. on The New

doing the important work of stumbling along

If Professor X had been on Antarctica it might have turned out better for the Thing

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