wugo heaving

trying to cultivate a mob mentality

i like my trucks like i like my butthole with cummins in it

have you 🫵 taken your colloidal silver today, patriot? 🇺🇸🦅🧐

winter haters need to just cope and let me fucking have this! i don't need to hear your bitching. i need to look at the pretty snow :3

there's an alternate reality out there where kanye west is still making edits to TLOP

me, seeing a car stuck in a ditch on the interstate: looks like somebody was listening to dragula a little too intensely 😏

I'm on my way to work and I just keep seeing all these people who ended up in ditches. that won't happen to me though I'm built different

breaking bad but walter white is a starfleet academy instructor that starts making ketracel white to sell to the jem'hadar to afford the treatment he needs for his rare disease that no one in the federation can help him with

gambling addicts love to go into detail about the scratch offs they buy and it's kinda like having a kid talk about their favorite roblox game, both assuming you know what they're talking about. like, sorry i'm not that type of freak

if you scromit after smoking some potent marihuana i think that says more about you than anything else. get your low-tolerance baby lungs out of here and let the professionals handle this

the way this whole ou thing has played out reinforces my apprehension about going back to school. it just seems like i would be dealing with this pervasive multifaceted misery that'd be largely unaddressable. shame i had burnout that took a couple of years to recover from, but it is what it is

they fixed our furnace and now i'm sneezing up a storm

does carrot top have a fat ass? a carrot cake, if you will

you know what? fuck you! *makes 1000th post*

you gotta use more tongue - 15% - when french kissing now. y'know, cause of the tariffs

posting saHOGin on main

eating chicken, beef, lamb, duck, pork, and turkey to absorb their flesh into mine and becoming a barnyard chimera

love that twink-looking guy on youtube that eats all the exotic fruit, he's fun. it's also vital that i know what all this shit i'm never going to be able to get tastes like

posting saHOGin on main

people that make a certain pop they like a part of their personality are the reason we have 50 flavors of mt dew and dr pepper

i use all these extra commas to compensate for the bitches that don't use any. somebody has to to restore balance to the universe

ah, yes, i see your quote post chain circulating. unfortunately i can't participate, as i was not raised on any type of streets, but in the jungle by a black bear

teaching my wife how to lie more, thus increasing her deviousness

making out with women 😍

#originalcharacter happy valentines day

goku on the flying dingus

if you’re cold they’re cold let your demons in

ahhhhhhhhh! monster fuckers, TF enthusiasts, and, of course, himejoshis can all appreciate this masterpiece! it's so good!

nooooooooo! i don't want to level up my hole and eat all the ladybugs and bumblebees :'(

i love my gay ass wife

groucho marx voice: now i've always thought there should be more yuri in the world, but this is ridiculous!

what's a "buffy"? is that like a carwash add-on? some kind of freak shit from the cars cinematic universe? what, huh? tell me, what‽

got tricked into going to the middle school i went to as a kid to dig up a bunch of really old typewriters 😮‍💨 but they let me fill my water bottle at the orange juice dispenser 😏

Any excuse to post a pic STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.

killing dragons is easy for me, i do it all the time. it'd actually be weird if i couldn't kill one

me? i'm pulling levers, turning valve wheels, banging gongs, you know, normal shit

vid yo gay mmms

she buffalo on my bill till i

Neon Genesis Evangelion Episode 9 Mind, Matching, Moment Both of You, Dance Like You Want to Win!

STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.

Well yeah you can’t be fuckin an asteroid that’s never gonna go well

wife is telling me about the discord server she had to mute because of some hockey yaoi on hbo max, and, y'all, i'm so scared of fujos

in our house, this particular pose is called "prissy paws"

people that are really into a specific music scene intimidate me. i feel like they probably look down on me and the veritable potpourri of random music i vibe with

nationalize hasbro. unionize the wizards.

i can't stress enough how embarrassing it is to not be able to handle spicy food. awww the tasty soup made you cry and eat and entire tub of greek yogurt?