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in case you needed to hear this you are allowed to throw your houseplants away fuck a thing that can’t walk to its own water
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baby penny all ready to emotionally devastate yet another veterinarian in the city of toronto tomorrow morning 💕✨
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does playing disco elysium count towards my goodreads goal
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have decided to keep my crush on the emotionally unavailable loser as a strategic preventative measure against new emotionally unavailable losers entering my life buy my masterclass for $29.99
about 24 hours ago
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it’s ok to take a day off from writing your novel’s just garbage and that happens
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wonder if my future husband knows i am at home writing little sci fi stories with my cat and hoping he never finds me
4 days ago
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shit how do i turn this boat around
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here is the avg person’s guide to heart rate zone training: zone 5: you’re running! yay zone 4: N/A zone 3: N/A zone 2: walking zone 1: ur dead sry
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draft zero is an essential part of the writing process bc that is when you come up with all the jobs you should have worked instead of becoming a writer
4 days ago
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is it too late to become a youtuber
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reminder to artists: you do not have to like the art that you make!!! thankfully people with way worse taste than you exist to support your career!!! also it’s dark at 4pm now and that probably has something to do with it too 💕✨💕✨
5 days ago
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free speech is out of control who let the boring people have podcasts
6 days ago
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do people think protecting free speech means i wanna be a dick and also loud about it and also praised for it is that what people think just checking
6 days ago
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gotta buy loblaws stock they’re never giving back that bread money it’s pure long term profit
10 days ago
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i miss the lockdown days i swear if we get a do-over i’ll be one of the people who get abs not depression
10 days ago
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it’s kinda nice to participate in capitalism i have so little time for mental illness now
10 days ago
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let girls marry their cats you cowards
10 days ago
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so if i’m not in bed by 7pm sharp i can’t be asleep before 3am ok cool
11 days ago
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why is my cat not covered by ohip hello this is not america
11 days ago
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political moderates are the worst bc they have all the bad opinions but no yachts
11 days ago
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feeld but for finding people to go in with on land ownership
11 days ago
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if ur still dating for love grow up we’re now dating to split a down payment 6 ways so are you poly or what
11 days ago
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you’ll never believe the one simple hack to having abs is not having a mortgage, husband, or children
11 days ago
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horses are cats for white women
11 days ago
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casting a spell on hallow’s eve for the jays to lose so every man who has wronged me in toronto will cry at the same time
17 days ago
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Fun
21 days ago
hockey! because you get to go to bed at some point
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Jason, ex Inferis
25 days ago
I love non-binary Halloween. What do you mean you’re sand
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if you can’t have rich friends at least make financially irresponsible friends
25 days ago
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Sharon
7 months ago
god if you give me this i will die laughing
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Xavier Horatio Xinicit 🎉
over 1 year ago
Fat bottom girls make the rocking world go round. Muscle mommies are responsible for the tides. MILFs help prevent soil erosion.
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everything i know about workflow management i learned from labeling chests in stardew valley
8 months ago
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bathed all the lipstick stains off of penny and she’s now whiter than joe biden in the mayo aisle
8 months ago
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9 months ago
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look at penny’s cloud pillow she’s an angel
9 months ago
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super penny
9 months ago
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ohi ♥️
9 months ago
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she says hi
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bomb me with love idgaf
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Bluesky T. Vibes
9 months ago
In 1992, I was the first man to beat an IBM supercomputer in a hotdog eating contest.
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Carly
10 months ago
Oh love a good
@sammullins.bsky.social
story in my ears!
pca.st/episode/1848...
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S32 E1: Luck, Or Something Like It | Sea of Lies - Sea of Lies from Uncover
A body is pulled from the ocean, and a race against time to capture one of the world's most wanted criminals begins.This is the story of a con man who couldn't stop lying. A tale of murder, stolen ide...
https://pca.st/episode/18487243-934f-40ce-91e0-61e991b5968d
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis
10 months ago
If British accents were real why do they disappear when they sing?
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fruit: the coward’s vegetable
10 months ago
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Frances Meh
10 months ago
look at the end of the day i’m just glad america is now completely safe from chinese influence
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Dumb Beezie
10 months ago
Sorry I gave you advice and you found out it was Wilson Phillips lyrics
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Matty
10 months ago
I can set my thermostat from my phone without anyone knowing, and this is too much power for one dad to have
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how tf are other girls getting through day 2 of their periods without a little cat purring healing spells into their uteruses???
10 months ago
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do you guys really love your babies more than your cats don’t lie to me (or yourselves)
10 months ago
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