baby penny all ready to emotionally devastate yet another veterinarian in the city of toronto tomorrow morning 💕✨

does playing disco elysium count towards my goodreads goal

have decided to keep my crush on the emotionally unavailable loser as a strategic preventative measure against new emotionally unavailable losers entering my life buy my masterclass for $29.99

it’s ok to take a day off from writing your novel’s just garbage and that happens

wonder if my future husband knows i am at home writing little sci fi stories with my cat and hoping he never finds me

shit how do i turn this boat around

here is the avg person’s guide to heart rate zone training: zone 5: you’re running! yay zone 4: N/A zone 3: N/A zone 2: walking zone 1: ur dead sry

draft zero is an essential part of the writing process bc that is when you come up with all the jobs you should have worked instead of becoming a writer

is it too late to become a youtuber

reminder to artists: you do not have to like the art that you make!!! thankfully people with way worse taste than you exist to support your career!!! also it’s dark at 4pm now and that probably has something to do with it too 💕✨💕✨

free speech is out of control who let the boring people have podcasts

do people think protecting free speech means i wanna be a dick and also loud about it and also praised for it is that what people think just checking

gotta buy loblaws stock they’re never giving back that bread money it’s pure long term profit

i miss the lockdown days i swear if we get a do-over i’ll be one of the people who get abs not depression

it’s kinda nice to participate in capitalism i have so little time for mental illness now

let girls marry their cats you cowards

so if i’m not in bed by 7pm sharp i can’t be asleep before 3am ok cool

why is my cat not covered by ohip hello this is not america

political moderates are the worst bc they have all the bad opinions but no yachts

feeld but for finding people to go in with on land ownership

if ur still dating for love grow up we’re now dating to split a down payment 6 ways so are you poly or what

you’ll never believe the one simple hack to having abs is not having a mortgage, husband, or children

horses are cats for white women

casting a spell on hallow’s eve for the jays to lose so every man who has wronged me in toronto will cry at the same time

hockey! because you get to go to bed at some point

I love non-binary Halloween. What do you mean you’re sand

if you can’t have rich friends at least make financially irresponsible friends

god if you give me this i will die laughing

Fat bottom girls make the rocking world go round. Muscle mommies are responsible for the tides. MILFs help prevent soil erosion.

everything i know about workflow management i learned from labeling chests in stardew valley

bathed all the lipstick stains off of penny and she’s now whiter than joe biden in the mayo aisle

look at penny’s cloud pillow she’s an angel

super penny

ohi ♥️

she says hi

bomb me with love idgaf

In 1992, I was the first man to beat an IBM supercomputer in a hotdog eating contest.

Oh love a good @sammullins.bsky.social story in my ears! pca.st/episode/1848...

If British accents were real why do they disappear when they sing?

fruit: the coward’s vegetable

look at the end of the day i’m just glad america is now completely safe from chinese influence

Sorry I gave you advice and you found out it was Wilson Phillips lyrics

I can set my thermostat from my phone without anyone knowing, and this is too much power for one dad to have

how tf are other girls getting through day 2 of their periods without a little cat purring healing spells into their uteruses???

do you guys really love your babies more than your cats don’t lie to me (or yourselves)