Bro beside me at work referred to my dead name as my "slave name" I'm dead

I thought that if I dated a woman in her thirties that she would act mature. Anyways she ghosted me after dating for months. That's highschool shit

They don't have dms on here yet?

My wife matched with @estrogenempress.gay on tinder and didn't message her. I'm never gonna forgive her for that

I have installed a cheat device to my gaming setup so that I can win more games of rocket league

Yo someone on grindr message me. I'm bored and need validation.

Do people except Kairi still use this app

Girl dinner

Fuck off

This app has grown stale

New logo sucks

Is it autogynephilia if I cum from smelling my own armpits?

I had a funny idea for a post but i forgot

Spotify put the one hour fart sounds track on my 2023 playlist

Just fucked a trans guy in the ass so hard that he got he/himorrhoids

Waiting at Five Guys™️ for my Burgers and Fries™️

I turned goth by accident now what

I'm going to die alone

Posting nudes here because i've no where else to put them

Thinking about the time when people were taking horse medicine to try to cure Covid

Would you believe she used to have a beard?!

Someone call my phone. I have a banger tweet

My entire view of historical figures changed after thinking "that person would probably want me dead"

How do I become cool on this app I have no fucking friends

If confidence is sexy then I'm ugly as fuck

Fuck, we’re seeing “it didn’t happen and they deserved it” in real time, huh?

it is really, truly, not that difficult to be normal to people on the internet

I've always wanted to go to a Halloween party

Happy Halloween

Facebook boomers are wild

New wig

when wikipedia launched, the idea that an encyclopedia could be reliably maintained by the public was a joke. now, it's a marvel, a remarkable resource, virtually the only website that remotely delivers on its potential and practically the last pleasant browsing experience on the internet.

You should shoplift

Grifters exist everywhere and they always appear friendly at first

it’s posters disease to believe u are required to have any takes at all

twitter is falling apart, twitch is unwatchable these days because of the ads, and now youtube is cracking down on adblocks too to the point it just won't play anything for you if you have yours on. the internet is genuinely terrible now

Beans 🫘

I would like to double my Skin Calming Itch Soothing cream and give it to the next person

Shut the fuck up.

Boymoding is cool because I can call other trans women "ma'am" and watch them grin so wide

My phone When I get a drop of water on the screen ( It thinks i'm tapping in the same spot three hundred times per second)