It just occurred to me that, given where her character arc and mechanical build have ended up as of the conclusion of Chapter 4, the list of deeply unwell teenage lesbians with paladin aesthetic now also includes Susie Deltarune.

The roaring Uni appeared.

kinda sucks being on both sides of a slow fade simultaneously with two different people

the whale would by all hands be considered a noble dish, were there not so much of him

been really into bagels lately. you guys know about these things?

I know I’m late. Before I go in I’m checking the vibe

Needless to say i am hopelessly addicted to the animal.. might make this a sticker sheet?? #deltarune #mranttenna #deltarunechapter3 #tennadeltarune

hey has anyone figured it all out yet? just wondering

save me myth of eros and psyche

lancer will say some shit like "hee hee hee! im a special boy" and im always like fuck yeah you are dude

"Sometimes there came a sensation as if a hand was drawn softly along my cheek and neck. Sometimes it was as if warm lips kissed me, and longer and longer and more lovingly as they reached my throat, but there the caress fixed itself"

"the fuck do you mean she's straight?", a staple of the RPG genre

I would much rather have a Microsoft Paint meme you clearly put together in 5 minutes with zero skill than an AI-generated meme. Every single time.

cannot stop saying "bluesky" in a way that rhymes with "brewski" help

the John Wick universe is what you get if someone explained everything about Vampire: the Masquerade except that the characters are vampires

i have Got to get another tattoo or i will crumble away to dust

it is a damp, drizzly November in my soul

you are struck by the general contrast between these heads

sick and tired of using my brain how do i turn this shit off for a bit

Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet. ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.

let’s be pointy with mama

You know you can just not use AI, right? You can make a choice not to be part of this. Even if your job uses it, YOU don’t have to in your normal life. You don’t have to let your kids use it. You didn’t have it three years ago. You can just…be on Team Human. You can choose.

every half hour after I go to sleep at night my brain spins a prize wheel of reasons to wake up such as "foot touched a shirt I left on the end of the bed" or "wrong number of degrees (changes nightly)" or "started thinking about something too hard while unconscious, somehow"

a friend of mine shared this ai-generated "emotion wheel" and unfortunately i have been laughing my ass off at it for like 15 minutes now. today i am feeling Fnliinneon

I guess I’m not brushing my teeth tonight…

Lady maria-i mean duchess

Yep. www.404media.co/teachers-are...

Whenever I see "AI ethics concerns" it's always crap like "should Claude have a social security number?!" and not "should OpenAI all be in jail for marketing ChatGPT like it's your friend and designing it to prioritize continuous engagement above all else?"

I think about this every day

Honestly the coolest thing about being a writer in the age of AI is that it's going to make everyone else's writing so much worse that I'll just seem like a genius in comparison.

all at once a queer accident happened

i stay silly

they weren't lying these banks are outer

"Darkness brings evil things. Oh, the reckoning begins."

nighty night

I, for one, am tired of [gestures broadly]. I have grown weary of [points in all directions simultaneously].

This is an excellent feature. If you like the excerpt, go ahead and buy the issue -- you'll get a pile of good stories AND support independent criticism! unwinnable.com/2025/04/28/a...

In case you need to send this to some dingus the next time they bring up how using AI is fine + good, actually.

(tired and drunk while playing Clue) Fuck I dunno...

♆ #mermay #art #illustration

reposting my most cracked piece for #Mermay say hi to my sea queen

Sorry I can’t do my chores I am SUPER busy right now

I do not recommend it, but "dropping out" seems to have paid off for my son Sam. I'm incredibly proud of him. Here's a review of his comedy game show "Game Changer," which you can watch on his streaming platform Dropout.  https://www.nytimes.com/2025/04/24/arts/television/game-changer-dropout.html

Reminder: Wikipedia actually had to get third-party assessments of its reliability done. As of several years ago, it was more reliable than print encyclopedias.

I want to give credit to my editors, who asked me to write 2,000 words on why Andrew Tate wears such tight pants. I submitted 3,700. They asked if I really needed to start with a story about the industrial revolution and I said "yes, absolutely don't cut." www.bloomberg.com/features/202...

Clive Barker gets it. faroutmagazine.co.uk/hellraiser-c...

this is the dividing waters in fandom rn bc good writing to me is when you go all in on this but we currently exist in a heavily marketed corporate landscape that has associated stanning with consumer identity so whenever a character does smth fucked ppl try to pretend it actually didnt happen

Pulling out all my best moves to distract you from that thing I did